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Prepuce of Doom

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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. This facility is wonderful, except for the total lack of a scoring pylon. The TV screen on pit lane is all the reference we have. There are two other such screens at T1 and T4.
  2. This caught my eye yesterday.
  3. I live in Illinois, so it's going to be extra confusing for my audience.
  4. I don't know what the specific occasion will be, but I'm looking forward to trying to wedge "fucked like a house cat in Illinois" into polite conversation.
  5. Based on a recent and traumatic experience, I shall now refer to "Raising Cane's" as "Lowering Cables" from now on. Sheesh. #BidetThreadIsThatWay
  6. Yeah, it's weirdly tall and bulbous, though at least it's got smoothly rounded "edges" so it doesn't really get caught in/on cuffs. I don't wear mine very often either, but occasionally it's the perfect watch for the occasion.
  7. My archnemeses!!!
  8. Up yours, truly. -PoD
  9. There's probably a broken app for navigation.
  10. Reservoir-tipped
  11. Yeah, those teeth are pretty comical. Fuck Austin Dillon in the goatass.
  12. The old "Two Dogs in a Bathtub" move just got a lot easier.
  13. I bet you'll never guess who named our four new scrimp.
  14. Flagging down a server wouldn't be such a beating if there was more than one or two humans staffing a restaurant. And having a simple but atypical request (more napkins, alcohol on a separate tab, there's a fly in my soup, etc.) isn't made easier by eliminating human staff.
  15. Charlotte's one redeeming feature is Bojangles, and they put it all the way down in one of the corners. I hate IAH because the old parts are way too outdated for modern travel, while the new parts have overshot the purpose of an airport - indistinguishable from a fucking mall, except for the fact that most stores and restaurants have hardly any employees, menus, etc. - just QR codes and apps and other "modern" shit that doesn't work right.
  16. Mad Magazine was brilliant satire and very clearly anti-Trump for several decades. There are dozens - if not a hundred or more - similar covers, vignettes, graphics, etc. Don't besmirch it.
  17. Prepuce of Doom replied to Foosters's topic in Music
    Haven't seen them yet, but that will change in a month.
  18. Unsuccessful escape attempt.
  19. Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. Then, call her Stinkass until she quits.
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