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Prepuce of Doom

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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. You will eventually. It's spreading like wildfire among people who just latch onto and parrot each other's nonsense in order to affect an image.
  2. I'm really tired of people who think it's funny or edgy or cool to refer to a can of Diet Coke as a "fridge cigarette."
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  4. Not everyone owns a cat with USB ports.
  5. Goddamn, that was a fun final stint. Rasmussen was really mellow and friendly. Buxton as well. If you're ever taking a kid to a race, the IndyCar Rookies program is a tremendous value for the $50ish annual cost.
  6. We can't say anything for certain until we see what's going on underneath...
  7. I just felt a few sprinkles.
  8. Throwing the yellow was disrespectful of that save.
  9. This facility is wonderful, except for the total lack of a scoring pylon. The TV screen on pit lane is all the reference we have. There are two other such screens at T1 and T4.
  10. This caught my eye yesterday.
  11. I live in Illinois, so it's going to be extra confusing for my audience.
  12. I don't know what the specific occasion will be, but I'm looking forward to trying to wedge "fucked like a house cat in Illinois" into polite conversation.
  13. Based on a recent and traumatic experience, I shall now refer to "Raising Cane's" as "Lowering Cables" from now on. Sheesh. #BidetThreadIsThatWay
  14. Yeah, it's weirdly tall and bulbous, though at least it's got smoothly rounded "edges" so it doesn't really get caught in/on cuffs. I don't wear mine very often either, but occasionally it's the perfect watch for the occasion.
  15. My archnemeses!!!
  16. Up yours, truly. -PoD
  17. There's probably a broken app for navigation.
  18. Reservoir-tipped
  19. Yeah, those teeth are pretty comical. Fuck Austin Dillon in the goatass.
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