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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I hope that guy's friends start calling him Pig Tits.
  2. You're a raccoon, aren't you?
  3. Wordle 1,124 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 905 8️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Wordle 1,123 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 904 3️⃣🟥 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. He thought you were close to dumping.
  6. NW suburb of Chicago. There were more old guys in wheelchairs there than I remember ever seeing in past years. I stopped to chat with a guy sitting in a lawn chair near his car, and after a moment or two, I realized that he had some sort of degenerative condition that made it difficult for him to speak. His wife darted in and took over the perfunctory conversation. It all kind of unexpectedly bummed me out, to be honest. I think there are going to be a lot of bargains to be found in the American muscle scene here and there for the next 10-15 years...
  7. This weekend was the first time I was able to make it to the First Friday car show that my suburb holds in the library/train station parking lot. I managed to get one of the last spots. Made a token effort not to take pictures of cars that I've already photographed and shared before (aside from my own, of course!) but who knows...
  8. Wordle 1,119 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 900 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. In case anyone needs this. https://www.skateone.com/powell-peralta-ripper-raft-red?
  10. I especially appreciated the insinuation that their garage is far enough from wherever the night nanny normally parks such that a meaningful test drive was possible.
  11. Wordle 1,118 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 899 4️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. That, (and especially the Mercedes analog) have always reminded me of the flea from Centipede.
  13. Wordle 1,117 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 898 6️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Fuck Ian Miles Cheong in the goatass. Block that cunt if you're going to keep using Twitter, @tfoolry.
  15. Interesting idea, but it'll never take off because honestly, who can tell those guys apart? There might be just one guy who is in all of the commercials, or there could be hundreds. Only he/they know for sure!!!
  16. And most of them seem to feature beard bros with weird overbites and shhtrange shhpeech patterns as a result.
  17. Ha! @Superhero got mistaken for one of those Seattle Team assholes!
  18. Wordle 1,116 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 897 5️⃣9️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. I'd eat one. Maybe two depending on whether or not I want to have aggressively combative farts the following day.
  20. Missed this when it was on but watched it over the past week and just finished it last night. The only terrible thing about this show (well, besides the fact that it's real, and still happening in every city in this country...) is that I have had that godawful Starship song "We Built This City" stuck in my head all week.
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