Prepuce of Doom
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Shit My Kid Says
Doomlet: What does "humanitarian" mean? Mrs. Doom: It means to be concerned with doing nice things for people and helping others. Doomlet: It doesn't mean cannibalism?
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2025 Nascar Thread
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2025 Nascar Thread
Connor Zilisch slipped while exiting his car in victory lane and his foot appeared to get caught in the window netting, causing him to land awkwardly on the side of his head. He didn't appear to be conscious immediately after impact. It looked really sickening, and TV eventually cut away to commercial. Upon return, the announcers said he had spoken to medical staff, and was being carried via backboard/stretcher to the care center. Scary shit for anyone, but especially frightening for someone with so much raw talent and potential.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I would be lying if I said that I've never written "THIS URINAL SUCKS" on top of these and their equally frustrating counterpart where you "dunk" your wet hands into the drying crevasse.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Each person looks untrustworthy in very different ways.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Discontinuing the Bigfoot is one of the worst branding/merchandising decisions in history.
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Indianapolis
Kuma's Corner for beer and a variety of metal and also food: https://kumascorner.com/indy/
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
I'm not a doctor, but if your problem was caused by excess adrenaline, an EpiPen might be adding fuel to the fire. Also, just a heads up that your EpiPen has an expiration date, so enjoy the yearly expense.
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Grateful Dead General Thread
I hope you're right, but I don't know whether anyone can fill Mickey's shoes when it comes to Drums and Space.
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
And if Lieutenant @shadow_operative2.0 doesn't clean up his insubordinate act, he's gonna be taken off the streets and chained to desk duty for a year, goddammit!
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Then I'm going to put my "Hook 'em" reaction back where it belongs.
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
We're all just trying to get home to see our families at the end of each shift.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
They’re remarkable machines, and not like this has any basis in the current reality, but I would have to own a half dozen Paganis before I could get around to buying a Bugatti.
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Hey, no harm, no foul. People just want to close the case file and provide some much-needed closure to the family.
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liam neeson is frank drebin, jr. naked gun is back.
Doomlet found the night vision scene uproarious, even though I suspect that at least parts/aspects of it were a little beyond his understanding.* The voiceovers about Pamela Anderson's butt were the funniest things in my opinion. *edit - he asked Mrs. Doom several times throughout the movie what "sperm" was. Made for an interesting walk to the car after the show...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The passenger in the back seat of the police car appears to be un-handcuffed and casually enjoying the ride, so he's probably earned those comforts by snitching.
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Bidet Meta Threas
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You can only watch movies of a single year the rest of your life.
Out of curiosity, how long has it been since you've watched Krull? It doesn't hold up well. Your memories are better than a re-watch...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
And once the project is complete, be sure to leave all the cones and shit in the median and on the shoulder for an extra six months so that the police can continue writing more profitable tickets for work zone violations.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Drew Carey has done a masterful job replacing Bob Barker.
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Heat 2
Heat 2: Even Greater Ass
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Whatever you say, Trevor O.
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Most Quotable Comedies of the Last Decade
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The pearl necklace(s) makes it classy. "all your volumizing needs"- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
If we don't get a cause of death within the next two days, the chances of ever getting one will drop significantly. - Post a pic that makes you lol
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