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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I haven't tried anything yet - I thought someone posted that we can't delete anything except one at a time, which seems like a time-consuming nuisance.
  2. So for those of us who have no fucking business whatsoever even attempting whatever the shit this is about, what are we supposed to do if we want to nuke our own Twitter feed?
  3. That depends - are you George Michael or Richard Gere?
  4. The annual "dutifully present but tragically inconsequential" award then...
  5. We're an episode or two behind but find it entertaining............SAID NO ONE EVER!!!
  6. Hemric's "laps completed" is interesting. I wonder if he just practiced like hell at a couple of short tracks or what - some additional context would be revealing...
  7. Amateur hour.
  8. I'm at the race and it's a great venue. It's my second time at Phoenix (first time was last year) and I have been to 10-15ish championships at Miami, both as a resident, and then as a visitor. Both are about equal in my view, but the weed factor in AZ is not to be discounted. ~~~~~ Blaney's pass on Reddick took about 25 laps. There will eventually be some incredible loop data from that battle.
  9. Out of town for work right now, but got some distressing news about the Leathery Peanut Shell. The others are allegedly safe and secure.
  10. Pretty subdued vibe at O'Hare this morning. I'm sure that it's foolishly early has something to do with it, but very few people appear to be in anything even approaching a positive mood.
  11. I should know better, but I am disappointed in our species.
  12. Fuck that guy in the goatass.
  13. PLATO, bitches.
  14. FIFY What kind of rube has a legible signature?
  15. I wish that kid would hurry up and go to bed so I can burn one...
  16. Wordle 1,235 3/6 β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1016 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. I was at the Dead & Co. show the day Dobbs was announced, and Bobby was extremely salty throughout - shouting "god damn the Supreme Court" and whatnot. I can't remember whether they opened with Women are Smarter or Throwing Stones, but I know they played both.
  18. Wordle 1,234 3/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1015 7️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  19. Wordle 1,232 4/6 πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬› β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1013 4️⃣9️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ I feel like we had SW very recently - maybe it was in Wordle?
  20. They got their baby back?
  21. Sorry, I just finished the USGP today and I don't know how to fully quote this post, but the missing portion refers to how Max was "driving the rule book" and not the track. You could hear this exact sentiment in his voice immediately after the incident - just completely dismissive and nonchalant and self-satisfied about how the pass eventually happened. Fucking turd. Edit - gloating and tattling also describe his tone.
  22. I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."
  23. [Elmo] We just need to replace all the deer with Tesla's new AI-powered, Wifi-enabled Cervine Ubiquitous Nature Technology units and then deer strikes will be a problem of the past. [/Elmo]
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