Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Scrimp Terror Dome: 6 scrimp enter none leave
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Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
Flagging down a server wouldn't be such a beating if there was more than one or two humans staffing a restaurant. And having a simple but atypical request (more napkins, alcohol on a separate tab, there's a fly in my soup, etc.) isn't made easier by eliminating human staff.
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Southwest or every other airline in the history of the world?
Charlotte's one redeeming feature is Bojangles, and they put it all the way down in one of the corners. I hate IAH because the old parts are way too outdated for modern travel, while the new parts have overshot the purpose of an airport - indistinguishable from a fucking mall, except for the fact that most stores and restaurants have hardly any employees, menus, etc. - just QR codes and apps and other "modern" shit that doesn't work right.
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Trump’s America
Mad Magazine was brilliant satire and very clearly anti-Trump for several decades. There are dozens - if not a hundred or more - similar covers, vignettes, graphics, etc. Don't besmirch it.
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Goose
Haven't seen them yet, but that will change in a month.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Unsuccessful escape attempt.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Pour a little bit of cheap whiskey on her office chair. Take her chair apart and hide pungent perishables inside. Many office chairs have a sort of hollow cylinder that can fit a few raw shrimp. Let it all marinate as long as necessary, and then when the rest of the office is enraged, trace the smell to her area and chair. Then, call her Stinkass until she quits.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
"Leonard" (and especially "Leonhard") is a weird name.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Usename checks out.
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Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
- 2025 Nascar Thread
Funny, while searching for news updates on Zilisch, I found an article saying that Zilisch is the only driver KyBu ever congratulates for winning. When asked why, KyBu said it's because he likes Connor.- Shit My Kid Says
Doomlet: What does "humanitarian" mean? Mrs. Doom: It means to be concerned with doing nice things for people and helping others. Doomlet: It doesn't mean cannibalism?- 2025 Nascar Thread
- 2025 Nascar Thread
Connor Zilisch slipped while exiting his car in victory lane and his foot appeared to get caught in the window netting, causing him to land awkwardly on the side of his head. He didn't appear to be conscious immediately after impact. It looked really sickening, and TV eventually cut away to commercial. Upon return, the announcers said he had spoken to medical staff, and was being carried via backboard/stretcher to the care center. Scary shit for anyone, but especially frightening for someone with so much raw talent and potential.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I would be lying if I said that I've never written "THIS URINAL SUCKS" on top of these and their equally frustrating counterpart where you "dunk" your wet hands into the drying crevasse.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Each person looks untrustworthy in very different ways.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Discontinuing the Bigfoot is one of the worst branding/merchandising decisions in history.- Indianapolis
Kuma's Corner for beer and a variety of metal and also food: https://kumascorner.com/indy/- 22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
I'm not a doctor, but if your problem was caused by excess adrenaline, an EpiPen might be adding fuel to the fire. Also, just a heads up that your EpiPen has an expiration date, so enjoy the yearly expense.- Grateful Dead General Thread
I hope you're right, but I don't know whether anyone can fill Mickey's shoes when it comes to Drums and Space.- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
And if Lieutenant @shadow_operative2.0 doesn't clean up his insubordinate act, he's gonna be taken off the streets and chained to desk duty for a year, goddammit!- Post a pic that makes you lol
Then I'm going to put my "Hook 'em" reaction back where it belongs.- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
We're all just trying to get home to see our families at the end of each shift.- The New Car Fanatic Thread
They’re remarkable machines, and not like this has any basis in the current reality, but I would have to own a half dozen Paganis before I could get around to buying a Bugatti.- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Hey, no harm, no foul. People just want to close the case file and provide some much-needed closure to the family. - 2025 Nascar Thread
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