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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Plate of shrimp
  2. Same with this guy. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting his wide, omnipresent face. I guess he's Druski.
  3. "Umbrella Butt Genie Extortion" could be one of the @YGIFS 's band names.
  4. I ended up here because of some Thujone thread that went viral. I love it here. I am an Illinois fan, but despite never having knowingly met any of you in real life, you all are my people. There has never been - and never will be - an analogous online community of Illinois fans for a thousand reasons, not the least of which is that most of us seem to hate the rest us. I will get Doomlet on board in 5-6 years. He'll love it here, too.
  5. Based on the picture I received today, his Chromebook was not confiscated.
  6. These McConaughey Salesforce AI commercials don't make any fucking sense whatsoever. The restaurant doesn't use AI and so therefore he's seated outside in the rain, and the waiter also brings him unsolicited shrimp? And he's obliged to try on clothes he doesn't like? That weird little twitch he does at the end? All this shit seems like outcomes more likely to occur through the use of (and unquestioned reliance upon) AI than the opposite. Separately, I'm already tired of his Ditka/Bears/Bears/Bears commercial, and I'm pretty sure it premiered yesterday.
  7. This anti-swearing crusade enrages me. Primitive fucking zealots.
  8. People who try to get out of jury duty shouldn't get to complain about other juries' verdicts, but they do...
  9. This may well be the last of these I post if he gets his school Chromebook taken away...
  10. Finally tuning in because fuck Peacock in the goatass.
  11. Every single dude on Auburn would be the most hateable guy on any other team.
  12. Q: What is a duck's penis called? A: A dick.
  13. If he washes it off, he voids the warranty.
  14. What about colloids?
  15. You guys are a little late to the Goblin Cock party. https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/3687-bagged-and-boarded/
  16. That's what you think.
  17. I don't know anything more about this shit than the rest of this sentence suggests (and I recognize that it may be partially or completely incorrect in some way) but to my mind, there are worse things that basically using Twitter as a hosting platform and costing him bandwidth.
  18. This show certainly isn't perfect, but I fucking love it.
  19. The snake definitely dies first. Some little highly poisonous asshole is probably a bigger threat to the others than that bulky constrictor.
  20. As a general rule, Miami Cubans are utterly devoid of anything approaching self-awareness, much less cognitive dissonance. Example eleventy billion: https://ncac.org/update/miami-dade-school-board-bans-book-on-cuba-from-school-libraries
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