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  1. Wordle 1,231 6/6 šŸŸ©ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›šŸŸØ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›šŸŸØā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸØšŸŸØā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸØā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬›šŸŸ©ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1012 7ļøāƒ£6ļøāƒ£ 3ļøāƒ£8ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© šŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØā¬œšŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œšŸŸ© šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©
  2. I purposely put only one potato into the treat bowl at a time, and told everyone who remarked that there was only one potato allowed per group. Eight kids ultimately chose the potato, and there were two fights over the potato. One little girl told me that she would be back later, but she never returned. She'll probably throw a rock through my window later tonight instead.
  3. Baby Dutch Yellow potatoes are proving to be every bit as popular as Ring Pops and Albanese gummi bears.
  4. Wordle 1,230 4/6 ā¬›ā¬›šŸŸØā¬›ā¬› šŸŸØā¬›šŸŸØšŸŸØā¬› šŸŸØšŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬›šŸŸØ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1011 5ļøāƒ£4ļøāƒ£ 6ļøāƒ£3ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸ©šŸŸØ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ šŸŸ©ā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›
  5. Throughout S2, we often had problems figuring out whether some random detail was just something we had forgotten from S1, or if it was something new that would (presumably) be made clear later. We enjoyed it either way and will watch S3 if it happens, but I don't feel like it's really necessary for the story.
  6. Subtle.
  7. As my dad often liked to remark upon seeing these sorts of couples in public, "water finds its level."
  8. It hasn't even been four days. The weird thing with the "peanut shells" is doing fine, and so is the big reddish one, but the smiley face and the conventional pumpkin are getting torn up by varmints, and mold is also setting in for the conventional pumpkin (its lid has also fallen in on itself...).
  9. Dog of neighborhood
  10. Wordle 1,229 3/6 šŸŸØā¬›šŸŸØā¬›ā¬› ā¬›šŸŸ©ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1010 6ļøāƒ£3ļøāƒ£ 4ļøāƒ£7ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ šŸŸØā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸØā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸØā¬œšŸŸØā¬œšŸŸØ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸØā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©
  11. Wordle 1,228 3/6 ā¬›šŸŸØā¬›šŸŸØšŸŸØ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›šŸŸ©ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1009 8ļøāƒ£4ļøāƒ£ 7ļøāƒ£6ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ šŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØšŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© šŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØ ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›
  12. Finance and business valuation and whatever the fuck else is not my wheelhouse, so perhaps this is patently foolish for multiple reasons, and I readily acknowledge the unlikelihood of a scam to this scale, etc. But at some point, is there a possibility that the only explanation for a stock price bound by neither reality nor gravity is that there's money laundering (and/or some other illicit source of money at a significant scale) somewhere in the equation?
  13. Wordle 1,227 4/6 ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬›šŸŸ©šŸŸØā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬›šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1008 5ļøāƒ£6ļøāƒ£ 7ļøāƒ£4ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ šŸŸØšŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ ā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸØšŸŸØšŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸØ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›
  14. The final displays. The OG is still the spookiest.
  15. No idea whether this thing will endure the elements indefinitely or if it will decay into nothing, but I figured it was worth investigating. The exterior has the texture of soft peanut shells. I suspect it probably cures some diseases while likely causing others. It fits neatly into the carcass of Lemonhead. This guy is a bright yellow, so Doomlet suggested that I try to make a smiley face. I used the same new "connect the dots" technique with it's mouth (eyes are still drilled and hammered according to tradition).
  16. Here's this year's pledge class in their various stages of progression. Bought this one because of the funny little prolapsed anus. It appears to be the same species as Lemonhead from last year, so in an effort to discourage varmint consumption, I've made X-shaped eyes and a sort of slit-style mouth. The mouth is just a bunch of vertical-ish lines of holes, all of which I connected with a serrated blade. I fear that this one won't really come into its own until well after Halloween, but we'll see.
  17. Here's what we ended up with for this year's inductees into the pantheon.
  18. I took this picture just for you people.
  19. In years past, I did my best to post update progress report photos from the Copse of Putrefication around the first of the month, but as my last updates indicated, all but one from last year (Milk Dud) went to shit, though Lemonhead left enough to make a little diorama or tableau setting. We also had an incident with one of the landscapers - I did my best to communicate "leave this shit alone" which apparently came across as "please make sure to remove all this shit" but I managed to salvage Milk Dud and the remnants of Lemonhead. I suspect that perhaps the landscratchers might have absconded with one, or maybe a varmint or just decay caught up with us - who knows. A few pictures from March and April that I never got around to posting:
  20. We went to the Night of 1,000 Jack-o'-Lanterns at the Chicago Botanic Garden on Friday night. Some really spectacular artistry on display. They had a bunch of different categories - movies, music, cartoons, sports, deep sea creatures, obituaries (people who died since last Halloween), etc., etc. But man, some of them smelled absolutely terrible.
  21. Your kids either have their shit together and can be trusted to competently eat difficult foods without making a goddamn mess, or else I would hate having to touch anything in your house. There's no honey in our house - perhaps we'll be able to handle the responsibility in another decade or so.
  22. Wordle 1,226 3/6 šŸŸ©ā¬›ā¬›šŸŸØā¬› ā¬›šŸŸ©šŸŸØā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1007 4ļøāƒ£7ļøāƒ£ 8ļøāƒ£6ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸØ ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸ©ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ šŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ ā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œ šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›
  23. I was in Santiago on a study abroad program back in the late '90s and happened to be there at the same time as Iron Maiden, and it was a Big Fucking Deal. I wasn't able to catch any of the shows, but it felt like Beatlemania or some shit with how excited the populace was. It made me want to catch them in South America someday - have fun, and be prepared for a crowd scene beyond your normal expectations.
  24. It's been too long since you've listened to Check Your Head.
  25. Wordle 1,225 5/6 ā¬›ā¬›šŸŸ©ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸØšŸŸØā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬›šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 1006 6ļøāƒ£4ļøāƒ£ 8ļøāƒ£3ļøāƒ£ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬œšŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ šŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©ā¬œšŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©ā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸ© ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œšŸŸØ šŸŸØšŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© šŸŸØā¬œā¬œā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØšŸŸØā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œā¬œšŸŸØā¬œā¬œ ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› ā¬œšŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬› šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ©šŸŸ© ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›ā¬›
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