Prepuce of Doom
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Shit My Kid Says
Unsolicited, unrelated to any current topic of conversation, and the first anyone had heard anything about the idea, "So when can I start buying low-quality items on Temu and then selling them to other people for higher prices?"
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Affordable Watches
I do a ton of domestic travel but hardly any international, so living in the Central time zone, it's pretty easy math no matter where I am. I can see the benefit for international travel though.
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Affordable Watches
Glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. I consider GMTness an automatic dealbreaker on a watch.
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Shit My Kid Says
Mrs. Doom turns fifty in the not-too-distant future. I have been nagging the boy about figuring out what he wants to get her (with the understanding that I would pay for it), and the other day, he finally had it figured out. He wanted to get her this exact pendant: I told him there was no way in hell I was going to spend $700 on that, and proposed getting something visually similar but in the range of $50 or less. In case it needs to be said, this is not Mrs. Doom's style. At all. It would never be worn outside the house. He got really upset with me, and was incensed that I would even suggest such a thing - "But it won't be real, Dad. It will be fake." So instead of agreeing to get her something he perceived as being too cheap and/or tacky, he decided that she would like a purple t-shirt that says, "this is what the mother of the world's best basketball player looks like". This was the closest thing we could find: But I secretly went ahead and ordered this for her as well.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Relatedly, the Sherwin Williams logo never fails to bewilder me. Who wants anything even remotely similar to that???
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Fuck it - leave that shit for the octopi and cockroaches to eventually figure out how to use.
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Ghislaine "Sgt. Schultz" Maxwell: "I know NOTH-ING"
- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
This is remarkable.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah, #TeamFBomb here too. I would unfriend someone if I ever saw that kind of shit on their LinkedIn. Fucking self-righteous lying bozo.- Affordable Watches
You may want to call them first just to make sure your watch isn't too big.- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Snowfall is criminally underrated.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I'm not your Buddy Town, Guy Town.- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
I find many "good" smells (colognes, perfumes, floral scented garbage bags) even more unpleasant than smokerstench, but I used to smoke, so I probably have some degree of natural resistance to it. But I agree with you in principle, even if I personally don't feel the same way.- Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Don't you mean steek? Or is it tweest?- Affordable Watches
The apparent lack of any sort of buckle or clasping mechanism would annoy me.- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
My sense of smell is more acute than I would like. It's definitely a curse, not a blessing. Most people, places, and things stink. Nevertheless, I find it absolutely incredible that as a society, we don't do a better job at discouraging the use (and especially the overuse) of cologne and other fragrances. It's as though because smells are invisible, we just give a free pass to all of the presumptuous fuckheads who bathe in odors after (or instead of actually) bathing. From a pure sensory perspective, it's no different than just bellowing out a loud shout non-stop, or walking around with a strobe light and putting it in strangers' faces. If I ever go postal, I will hunt by smell. In the meantime, you smelly fucks, yeah, I farted as close to your face as I could manage. Edit - to keep with the thread, it amuses me when people occasionally get these two threads mixed up.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
If someone started a campaign to have dozens of eggs delivered daily to the residents of those apartments, I bet a lot of people would chip in a few bucks.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Well what kind of personality would you prefer an ass robot to have instead?- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
I had the same reaction when reading that tweet, but it's just an unfortunate cropping of the full text, which is more graceful than it would otherwise appear.- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Well, un/fortunately, I've lost about 25-30 lbs. since that photo was taken, so the amusing geometry of my profile has evolved a bit.- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
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- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
For a fun change of pace, you can change the lyrics "bark at the moon" to "fart on some boobs." Glad he was able to make the farewell concert.- Trump’s America
This is what Doomlet calls Mrs. Doom's homemade enchiladas.- Astronomer CEO and HR chief busted in 4K
Username both does and does not check out. - Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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