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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.
  2. Thanks. I don't do either of those things, and while they each occurred to me before I asked, I can't say that any modern moonphase watch (at least any that came to mind) seems very well-suited to either activity.
  3. Because they have already sold your email address to everyone who wants it, and now they need to sell increasingly intrusive data from your phone to continue harvesting you. When that wellspring of "grant our app your location data" inevitably runs dry, they'll probably have some new level of intrusiveness to gin into shareholder profits for a few quarters.
  4. Doomlet is on the board for the second time this year. Came busting through the front door like a bat out of hell and told us he thinks he shit his pants because he had a bad fart that didn't feel quite right. Went straight to the bathroom (still wearing his bike helmet) where we heard him quietly mutter "oh, shit" to himself.
  5. "Big back" is how Doomlet and his friends unkindly refer to great big fat people.
  6. I'm not being sarcastic or glib here, but I have never understood the purpose or appeal of moon phase complications. I get that it's a neat mechanism, but what actual purpose does it serve anyone? Who is it that gives a shit what the moon is up to at any given time? Astrologers, astronomers, and who else? Why?
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    Fantasmas on HBOMax. Don't bother researching it beforehand, and just stick with it - it'll click. *It's a better fit here than in Movies & TV...
  8. That dude was an awesome follow on Twitter. He has total dedication to nonsense.
  9. A photo of my medicine cabinet from decades ago:
  10. Disagree - abject lunacy has its place here.
  11. If the tire covers and other tacky regalia are to be believed, it's a Jeep thing, and you wouldn't understand.
  12. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.
  13. Thanks! I suspect that I'm probably making a bigger deal about timeline continuity than necessary...
  14. Don't want to read anything in the thread in order to avoid spoilers, but I am currently slowly working my way through the Alien movies in chronological order with the Doomlet. We're currently due to watch Alien next, but I believe the TV show takes place shortly before Alien. Is it sensible for us to watch the TV show now, or come back to it later? Please tag me in any responses - I don't plan to read this thread until we get around to the TV show. Thanks!
  15. He's been casually asking anyone who will listen, "so if grasshoppers live in the grass, and bedbugs live in your bed, where do cockroaches live?"
  16. I think several of them are secretly trying to get your taint to catch on fire.
  17. I don't know any of the details other than that I eventually opted to cut the strap rather than remove his entire rear wheel. The coaster brake prevented the easiest and most obvious fix. But I would point out that it is important we avoid the assumption he was wearing the backpack correctly.
  18. Got a frantic call to come meet him near the playground in order to remedy an emergency. This is all because he thought he needed to bring a granola bar, water, and Band-Aids with him to go ride bikes for an hour.
  19. The T-Mobile commercial where Billy Bob Thornton says "opened a can of whoop-up" is embarrassing in a dozen different ways.
  20. Stoked for you. Drive really fast and avoid the police.
  21. She can give head without using her mouth.
  22. A colleague of mine wears the most dizzyingly overcomplicated Navitimer, and I don't know him well enough to ask just how the fuck his brain works such that it is a pleasant and easy way for him to check the time, because he's sure as shit not using the astrolabe complication and whatever the fuck else to navigate the universe.
  23. I wouldn't pay $44 for that.
  24. Obviously there's no master scorekeeper here, but who thinks they're in the lead right now?
  25. John Player-ish Ford GT.
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