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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Pretty subdued vibe at O'Hare this morning. I'm sure that it's foolishly early has something to do with it, but very few people appear to be in anything even approaching a positive mood.
  2. I should know better, but I am disappointed in our species.
  3. Fuck that guy in the goatass.
  4. PLATO, bitches.
  5. FIFY What kind of rube has a legible signature?
  6. I wish that kid would hurry up and go to bed so I can burn one...
  7. Wordle 1,235 3/6 ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1016 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. I was at the Dead & Co. show the day Dobbs was announced, and Bobby was extremely salty throughout - shouting "god damn the Supreme Court" and whatnot. I can't remember whether they opened with Women are Smarter or Throwing Stones, but I know they played both.
  9. Wordle 1,234 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1015 7️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  10. Wordle 1,232 4/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1013 4️⃣9️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ I feel like we had SW very recently - maybe it was in Wordle?
  11. They got their baby back?
  12. Sorry, I just finished the USGP today and I don't know how to fully quote this post, but the missing portion refers to how Max was "driving the rule book" and not the track. You could hear this exact sentiment in his voice immediately after the incident - just completely dismissive and nonchalant and self-satisfied about how the pass eventually happened. Fucking turd. Edit - gloating and tattling also describe his tone.
  13. I often think of this joke when I hear the word "urinate."
  14. [Elmo] We just need to replace all the deer with Tesla's new AI-powered, Wifi-enabled Cervine Ubiquitous Nature Technology units and then deer strikes will be a problem of the past. [/Elmo]
  15. Wordle 1,231 6/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1012 7️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. I purposely put only one potato into the treat bowl at a time, and told everyone who remarked that there was only one potato allowed per group. Eight kids ultimately chose the potato, and there were two fights over the potato. One little girl told me that she would be back later, but she never returned. She'll probably throw a rock through my window later tonight instead.
  17. Baby Dutch Yellow potatoes are proving to be every bit as popular as Ring Pops and Albanese gummi bears.
  18. Wordle 1,230 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1011 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  19. Throughout S2, we often had problems figuring out whether some random detail was just something we had forgotten from S1, or if it was something new that would (presumably) be made clear later. We enjoyed it either way and will watch S3 if it happens, but I don't feel like it's really necessary for the story.
  20. Subtle.
  21. As my dad often liked to remark upon seeing these sorts of couples in public, "water finds its level."
  22. It hasn't even been four days. The weird thing with the "peanut shells" is doing fine, and so is the big reddish one, but the smiley face and the conventional pumpkin are getting torn up by varmints, and mold is also setting in for the conventional pumpkin (its lid has also fallen in on itself...).
  23. Dog of neighborhood
  24. Wordle 1,229 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1010 6️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Wordle 1,228 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1009 8️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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