Prepuce of Doom
Certifiably Surly
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The Way Too Early 2028 Democratic Presidential Candidate Thread
John Cena.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Bonus points if you wear them as you exit the plane.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
It's kind of on you for leaving your iPad perched in such a fashion that unpredictable/inconsiderate movement by an idiot in the seat in front of you could jeopardize your shit (I've seen a poorly positioned laptop get busted by an abrupt recline...), but if you're actually the aggrieved party here, just steal his glasses. If you step on them, he may assume that you did so intentionally, but it's not like he's going to see them if you hide them in your bag. He'll just go crazy looking for them before eventually giving up.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I wouldn't buy a Cybertruck for a dollar.
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Bidet Meta Threas
You need to give the body of a fallen warrior and a dutiful servant a position of honor and reverence in your home.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Sucks that the TNT run is over.
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Classic Car thread
Yeah, Illinois has that too, and it's a nice way not to have to worry about coming to a stop 6" over the line at the intersections with red light cameras... As luck would have it, I happen to have my grandmother's 1971 plates, so that's what I run.
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Classic Car thread
I assume that you have sufficiently investigated, but Illinois has two kinds of classic plates - the restrictive ones like what you describe, but also an "expanded use" version where you can only drive to shows, gas station, and for service during November and December, but which allows for typical classic driving (i.e., not daily driving) the rest of the year.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
You can also donate your carcass to the LSU body farm where it will be used in forensic research. https://www.lsu.edu/faces/fterf/donation.php
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Shit My Kid Says
He has an old phone of ours that he uses to play games over Wi-Fi - no SIM card or cell connectivity. I just noticed that this picture of a game glitch in which a horse appears to be eating the ass of another horse is his wallpaper/lock screen.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
I will be astonished if Jan is willingly or knowingly part of a grand plan in any way.
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Bidet Meta Threas
- Formula 1 2025
I am pretty salty that this was the last year when we get Monaco, the Indy 500, and the Coca-Cola 600 all in the same day. Might boycott Monaco out of protest.- Shit My Kid Says
There are two good things and one bad thing about having the veins pop out of your hand. It looks cool and means that you're probably pretty strong, but it provides aim-assist for mosquitoes.- 2025 Nascar Thread
I just tried to watch the replay on Prime and it was useless trying to fast forward to the start of the race. No little thumbnail comes up when FF'ing so I just had to guess where to stop it, and after 5-6 different guesses where each time I stopped, it was either still showing pre-race crap or a commercial, I just gave up. I'm not about to fight with all that for a 600 mile race. I often have to watch races on DVR a day or two (or more) later due to other commitments, but I probably won't bother with anything but watching live during the Prime portion of the broadcast schedule. NASCAR sure is good at shooting itself in the foot. Fucking morons running the show. Disappointing.- Indycar 2025: Nashville Finale Aug. 31
Agreed.- Indycar 2025: Nashville Finale Aug. 31
Maybe it's time for us to conclude the Marco experiment.- Formula 1 2025
Surprised that George didn't get more "protest votes" for Driver of the Day just because he cut the chicane.- Formula 1 2025
Somewhere, Jarno Trulli is smiling.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I've said it before and I'll undoubtedly say it again - the bar right next to the Spirit gates at MSY is one of the best people-watching locations in the country.- Indycar 2025: Nashville Finale Aug. 31
Roger making a pretty bold public response to the infractions - fired team president Tim Cindric, managing director Ron Ruzewski, and general manager Kyle Moyer.- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Lightning bolt!- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
My favorite memory of Bark at the Park in Miami was watching a stream of dogpiss navigate an entire corkscrew ramp.- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
There's a Subaru commercial where dogs are driving the car, and one of them makes a little whining/yelping noise, and it wakes or startles our dog every time.- Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Funny, I remarked to Mrs. Doom last night how refreshing I find it to be tuning in once a week for a show I'm genuinely looking forward to, rather than devouring it over a few days and then immediately forgetting half of it. - Formula 1 2025
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