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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I would prefer if the warty gourds currently rotting in my back yard were in charge of the free world.
  2. I also see lots beauticians and various wellness spas, not coincidentally also in the bullshit industry.
  3. Your bartender is dumb.
  4. I'm reminded of him every time I jerk off at the movies.
  5. The smoothbrains who need a photo need it to post and gloat about on social media.
  6. I don't disagree with your general point, but Jordan's shot was a game- (and championship) winning shot from one of the best games of all time, and LeBron's was just a routine jumper that happened to break the all-time scoring record. I'm sure plenty of shitheads would have had their phones out if such a thing was possible in 1998, but the circumstances of each picture are quite different.
  7. What's the deal with the patch that looks like a flag?
  8. And that monkey's name? Kevin.
  9. The biggest twist so far for me is that Harry wasn't on speakerphone with Richie Stevenson holding a gun to his (or his daughter's) head during the whole celebratory "he bought it" business.
  10. These pictures have pretty strong La Cienega, Robertson, Pico-ish vibes. How close am I?
  11. I am not behind in watching the show, but I sure would be annoyed with the content of the commercials airing during what seems like every commercial break of the NBA playoffs if I hadn't seen episode 2 yet.
  12. That person should be either arrested or murdered, depending on sobriety.
  13. They had a large porta potty on set just now.
  14. NOLA gonna NOLA, of course, but if a person wanted to frustrate Precheck users to the point of inducing them to additionally pay up for Clear, they would probably come up with a setup pretty similar to the Precheck lanes at MSY.
  15. Can someone please remind me whether there's some kind of "hive mind" or shared consciousness/awareness among the infected? If so, do we know how it works, or any other (non-spoiler) details? Or do they all just respond to stimuli in consist and predictable ways?
  16. It's really even worse than that, given that same character was a child in the previous season. I never understood Gamergate at the time, but I'm starting to get it now. Fucking weirdos.
  17. Markwayne. Get the fuck out of her with that cop-out of a name. Michaeljeff. Stuartkeith. Curtisfrank.
  18. Buy her the automatic if you don't trust your ability to teach her a manual transmission.
  19. The "A" also stands for Fuck the Haters.
  20. This is the first one of these I've seen that doesn't feature a Nissan key fob.
  21. I'm judging you for posting a Young Sheldon gif.
  22. This episode felt like Game of Thrones.
  23. It's been my experience that DHL sucks far, far worse than UPS, FedEx, and USPS.
  24. Perhaps a cover of sorts made out of chain link fencing or similar?
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