Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Gonna nab some quarters from my change bucket, ride my bike up to the mall....
I still remember the "eureka moment" when I realized that it was a genie in a turban on the Aladdin's Castle token, and not some kind of strange Slimer- or Jabba-esque blob creature.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Yeah, but then you don't get to have a laugh each time the song arrives at the maximally incongruous "drowning person's first gasp of air" noise.
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Independence Day 2025
These were buy one, get one. I lit the first one on the night of Biden's inauguration. I've been saving this one...
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Scrimp Terror Dome: 6 scrimp enter none leave
He comes and goes - vibrating through walls and such, as he normally does...
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Favorite Hot Sauce
They’re good at it because they stole the entire business out from under Marie Sharp.
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Classic Car thread
Probably posted 85+% of these in past years, but here are some shots of the paddock for the vintage cars at last week's IndyCar race at RoadAmerica. The sprint car and the Dallara "pace car" (driven by Al Unser, Jr.) are both new this year.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
You can also use a yellow highlighter. Maybe not as easily at the store, but rather when left alone in someone's kitchen.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Personal knoledge?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
It's called a poopfly because it's always near a poop or a poop source.
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Scrimp Terror Dome: 6 scrimp enter none leave
Shrimp My Ride
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
- The New Car Fanatic Thread
Thanks!!!- The New Car Fanatic Thread
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Depends on the cop, I suppose. Wouldn't be surprised if most cops give them a wide berth just to avoid the inconvenience of any interaction, while others probably seek the opportunity to flex their authoritah.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Sovereign Citizen. Wingnut dingdong smoothbrains.- Shit My Kid Says
He just offered me some cheese that, and I quote, "may or may not have been on [his] genitals."- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Florida beaches?
If you drive down at least as far as Marathon, stop at Keys Fisheries for a lobster reuben (it's expensive, but easily large enough for two) even if you're not a fan of normal reubens. The sauerkraut is very mild and doesn't overwhelm the lobster. Also eat your weight in stone crab claws right off the boat (all the claws in Miami come through here first). There's a cozy little tree house-like "crows nest" bar that's a nice place to watch the sunset. https://www.keysfisheries.com/menu/ If you aren't going down to the Keys but are looking for oddball attractions in south Dade County, airboat rides through the Everglades and an afternoon at the alligator farm is entertaining enough. https://everglades.com/ And I would be remiss if I didn't give a plug to Monkey Jungle - "where the monkeys are free and the people are caged!" Won't keep your interest all day, but it's a fun hour or two. https://www.monkeyjungle.com/- Things you really just don't get...
I installed an aftermarket train horn on my car when I lived in Miami. It eventually blew out during extended use when some dipshit was trying merge into me before a bridge crossing while he attempted to pass everyone on the shoulder.- Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
Next time, try chewing them in your mouth instead.- High
- The New Car Fanatic Thread
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