Depends on the cop, I suppose. Wouldn't be surprised if most cops give them a wide berth just to avoid the inconvenience of any interaction, while others probably seek the opportunity to flex their authoritah.
If you drive down at least as far as Marathon, stop at Keys Fisheries for a lobster reuben (it's expensive, but easily large enough for two) even if you're not a fan of normal reubens. The sauerkraut is very mild and doesn't overwhelm the lobster. Also eat your weight in stone crab claws right off the boat (all the claws in Miami come through here first). There's a cozy little tree house-like "crows nest" bar that's a nice place to watch the sunset.
https://www.keysfisheries.com/menu/
If you aren't going down to the Keys but are looking for oddball attractions in south Dade County, airboat rides through the Everglades and an afternoon at the alligator farm is entertaining enough.
https://everglades.com/
And I would be remiss if I didn't give a plug to Monkey Jungle - "where the monkeys are free and the people are caged!" Won't keep your interest all day, but it's a fun hour or two.
https://www.monkeyjungle.com/
I installed an aftermarket train horn on my car when I lived in Miami.
It eventually blew out during extended use when some dipshit was trying merge into me before a bridge crossing while he attempted to pass everyone on the shoulder.
I suspect that this is probably a regional thing and/or just a coincidence (availability heuristic in action, perhaps?), but in my experience, in the Chicago area, this sticker seems to be found almost exclusively on vehicles driven by Asian people.
Nobody else seems to be buying this sticker.
Haven't seen the show yet, and not disputing that a 2002 can't hang in a straight line with a muscle car, but if you haven't read David E. Davis's original 1968 C&D review of the 2002, then get the fuck to it.
https://www.caranddriver.com/features/a15126456/1968-bmw-2002-review/