Prepuce of Doom

Wordle 1,067 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 848 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #345 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Eh, I think that having two different tire compounds is something worth continuing to explore. They gave it a shot, but I think they were a bit conservative by giving too much durability to the softs. And while I haven't paid any attention to the resulting hubbub, I am kind of surprised that KyBu's dudes didn't tell him through the course of the race that Stinkhouse really didn't do enough to provoke that reaction so he could have been more appropriately contrite after the race. And I only assume that he wasn't...

Username checks out.

The penultimate sentence was confusing to me.

Wordle 1,066 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 847 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #344 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,065 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 846 6️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #343 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

You only rent corn.

Wordle 1,064 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 845 7️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #342 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I question one green and three blues.

Wordle 1,063 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 844 4️⃣🟥 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #341 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

You've never had stewed buttwad?!

Oof. Would have been a little more strategic with Wordle if I still had access to my streak info (don't care enough to create an account...). And I don't know whether Connections was difficult, poorly constructed, or badly played. All three to some extent, I suppose. Wordle 1,062 X/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ Daily Quordle 843 8️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #340 🟦🟪🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟩

Where the fuck did the "prepare your anus" rep go?!

Frederick, Fred, Rick, Derick, Eric, Erick, and what else? Der and Reder?

It's perfectly fine that you don't know anything about cars, but this is a truly terrible take.

A cool little article about a completely bonkers endurance record held by the Subaru Legacy. I've driven my '07 Legacy GT wagon from Miami to Chicago (and then Chicago to Miami) at 90+ nonstop ~20 times (stopping only to empty some tanks while filling the other...), and it handled each romp like a champ. https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a60787517/subaru-legacy-still-holds-this-incredible-speed-record-from-1989/ Excerpt: Thirty-five years ago, supported by a small army of Subaru employees, three Japanese-spec Legacys went the distance, setting an FIA record for speed and endurance that still boggles the mind. More than 18 days at full throttle, hour after hour at 145 mph, through early frost and desert rainstorms. Turbochargers glowing cherry red in the dark and flat-four engines sputtering an offbeat roar that would become the calling card of rally-bred performance. Over 62,137 miles (100,000 kilometers), all three Legacys endured, the fastest of them managing an average speed of 138 mph. In the record category for engines between 1.5 and 2.0 liters, it's never been beaten. Now that it's nearly time to write the epitaph on the tombstone of Subaru's mid-size sedan, here's the nearly forgotten story of what the Legacy was capable of.

Wordle 1,061 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 842 9️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 Connections Puzzle #339 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,060 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 841 8️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #338 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦

It turns out that the real EMPs are the friends we made along the way.

Also "limited edition" - yeah, so is everything.

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Of course it was.

How dirty could it have become in its short 35 mile pre-failure lifespan unless it was dirty upon initial delivery?

Wordle 1,058 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 839 4️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #336 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Boffins, eh? At least they're not anoraks, I guess.

Just finished last night. Outstanding.