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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. It just went away on its own. Can't quite remember if maybe I restarted Chrome and/or my phone, but I definitely didn't do anything more involved than that. It was annoying though.
  2. Prepuce of Doom replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Makes sense. Wasn't sure if it was already too late. Anything salvageable from it? Grind it up for brownies or something?
  3. It's got 49 miles. I've been to the Volo Auto Museum - fun little day trip in the far NW Chicago suburbs. The movie cars are part of a permanent collection, but there are multiple warehouses full of everything else imaginable that is for sale. This 442 was probably what I would have driven home if I had to pick something.
  4. Prepuce of Doom replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    So what's the solution when that happens?
  5. If the knobs of your wiffleball bats weren't all irreparably burned and blackened, your childhood was sorely lacking.
  6. Funny, I've seen one of them speak, and I can never remember which one it was.
  7. I love all three cars in my stable and plan to keep them forever, but if I ever have to (or decide to) replace one of them, I honestly don't think I'd buy anything any newer than 2016ish just to avoid anything with total touchscreenification. Fuck all that shit.
  8. Cash for Clunkers killed off all the survivors.
  9. It appears that I may have punished the toilet in my shittorium to such an extent that I either need to replace the internals (again...) or else replace it with a Toto or similar. It's just a shitty (haha) contractor grade Glacier Bay/Fluid Master, and based on my last experience trying to fix it, the stock parts are fucking impossible to find and the more common parts have to be jerry rigged into place and eventually crap out anyway. I've only ever used the $30 bolt-on bidets, not the fully integrated, fancier shit. So my question for the peanut gallery (specifically, anyone who is familiar with both the fancy ones and the cheapo bolt-ons) is whether the fancy ones have the same or better pressure, aiming, etc. I am uninterested in heated water, and I affirmatively dislike anything but a cold seat, so I am not quite sure what additional benefits the fancy versions will offer me. Any thoughts?
  10. Mine is fresh and therefore better.
  11. I almost got Mrs. Doom a Lament Configuration Kleenex box cover for Mother's Day, but they're like $50+.
  12. It's all computer! /no CR
  13. I'm happy to pay the premium for the bowl-shaped Scoops, but thanks!
  14. Signature Select hot salsa. Really nails the flavor combination and heat level for my preferences. Available at stores in the Albertsons family (Jewel, Safeway, Vons, Shaw's). One Party Size bag of Tostitos Scoops is good for two 1lb containers of salsa.
  15. Correction: the Truck Nuts will be suspended through a small toilet chair.
  16. I daresay these are less than 50 years old.
  17. He got in trouble at his after school program today because he and his idiot friends were using a brick fragment to "play basketball" in the gym and one of his shots scratched (but thankfully, did not actually break) the backboard. I had a stifle my laughter a few different times when sternly lecturing him about how this is a rookie-level "stop and think, what comes next?" kind of fuckup.
  18. I'm totally sure this isn't just the world's most clumsily transparent attempt at intercepting sensitive communications.
  19. Definitely not Oxford.
  20. Yeah, I think less of the overall community due to the abject stupidity of the aggregate threads and will never open them.
  21. Jan looks like JK Rowling.
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