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  1. Prepuce of Doom
    Abraham Lincoln is thought to have had Marfan Syndrome.
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    Wordle 1,043 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 824 🟥6️⃣ 5️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #321 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Maybe in the Kobe Bryant thread.
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    Wordle 1,042 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 823 5️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #320 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I am so annoyed by the general type of lazy and stupid bullshit like in today's purple that I noticed it immediately. While I got it quickly, I am now that much closer to quitting Connections because of it.
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    Wordle 1,041 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 822 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #319 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Fucking awesome! I really dig the Sun God.
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    They're gullible morons with too much discretionary cash, Frank.
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    Wordle 1,040 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 821 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #318 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    I don't even know where cruise control is in any of my cars. Probably used it for less than 20 miles in my entire life. You uninvolved slugs can keep it, but using it doesn't exempt you from getting the fuck over when a faster car catches up to you. You shouldn't be cruising in the left lane anyway. #TeamHank
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    I don't think we've spent enough time mocking the tires on these things.
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    I would watch weekly episodes of a TV show featuring nothing but this guy fucking up transactions and social interactions.
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    Wordle 1,039 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 820 6️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #317 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    I see these from time to time. Sometimes I give the driver the middle finger just to balance things out.
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    Wordle 1,038 5/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 819 3️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #316 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    We were playing Pokémon Go yesterday and driving around in a caravan to get perfect specimens (caught 6 hundo Bellsprouts...) and Sir Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back came on the radio. We talked about the importance of not using words that we didn't know the meaning of, and about situational contexts of appropriateness. Later in the day, a somewhat similar sounding song came on the radio, and Doomlet asked, "Dad, is this Dr. Mix-A-Lot again?" *Bask in jealousy, fellow nerds...
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    Wordle 1,037 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 818 3️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #315 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟪 Blue Connections was lazy trash from the puzzle creator.
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    "I shit myself" stories are always welcome here, too. In some ways, it's a distinction without a difference...
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    Yeah, I'm just playing with no regard for my historical streak, but it got ruined during an injudicious cleaning of my cache to unfuck some site issues here, and then when I switched to a new phone, etc. Wordle 1,036 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 817 3️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #314 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Colonoscopy

    Prepuce of Doom replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    Probably already uploaded to the Google doc that he shares with his pals (they call themselves "The Hyenas") on their school Chromebooks like it's a text thread...
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    Nitrous oxide (laughing gas). Next time I take the Skylark in, I'll ask my guy about whether there's any additive, if "racing grade" nitrous is any different than "food grade" or "medical grade" etc. - I would expect him to definitively know the answer...
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    Colonoscopy

    Prepuce of Doom replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    I didn't want to deal with him getting involved in the spectacle, so I kept him as ignorant as possible - did all my shitting in my basement shittorium. But I definitely showed him the photos from up my butt. Currently trying to figure out which contact in my phone is worthy of having their picture changed to that of my rectum.
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    I've had access to a tank that allegedly came from a speed shop and nobody got sick. A few rookies learned the importance of sitting down, but no deterrent illness. But that was over 20 years ago, so who knows...
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    Colonoscopy

    Prepuce of Doom replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    I'm on the five year plan - had one 7mm polyp removed, test results pending. Scored a perfect 9 on the Boston Bowel Preparation Scale. Found the propofol underwhelming - one brief instant of intrigue and excitement before going to sleep, no dreams, and nothing much to report upon waking. Didn't feel much different than I do when I'm baked and fall asleep watching TV in the basement and then wake up and have to groggily make my way upstairs to bed, and even that was fairly fleeting. In addition to scheduling the next one for earlier in the day to minimize the time fasting, I'll also make sure to stop using my bidet and just "pat dry" earlier in the process. I think I caused myself a little undue tenderness... As I was walking out, the nurse asked if I had everything I came with. I replied, "Not quite everything!" which confused her until I held my index finger and thumb about 7mm apart, and then she got a real laugh.
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    I spy a fun way to kill some time and a few brain cells...
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    Wordle 1,035 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 816 7️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #313 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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