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  1. Wordle 1,178 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 959 3️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  3. I feel as though there's an untapped market for replicas of Spencer's poster display setups from back in the day. Someone needs to license all those old posters and allow people to build their own displays of ~20 custom selections.
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  5. That's an $88 watch if ever there was one.
  6. Well this aged poorly. RIP good sir. I wouldn't beat yourself up over it or anything - I'm sure he would agree with the overall message...
  7. Wordle 1,172 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 953 4️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Cindy's Rooftop is a fun brunch spot. Reservations fill quickly, and have a 15 day window. Set an alarm and do it first thing in the morning 15 days in advance of your intended meal. It will book up. https://www.cindysrooftop.com/
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  10. Prepuce of Doom

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    A physician explained to me that multivitamins can add tint, but you need to tinker with your tinkle in advance to find the right "happy medium" to avoid creating suspicion for the opposite reason...
  11. I really dig the green one on the left.
  12. You guys sound like silly rookies too. Unless it's a terrible messy turd or you badly botched the pickup or you bought your poobags from Temu, it stays inside the bag. Just fucking hold it by the top of the bag, beneath the knot. Unless it's your first time cleaning up after a dog, any moron knows that you tie the knot as high as you can in order to keep as much of it sealed off inside the bag as possible. That's what always I do before I hand it to him to just carry. It's not a big deal, but he somehow manages to make it one at times...
  13. Not going to lie - as much as I despise the guy, I might consider sending a few to both my friends and my enemies.
  14. FIFY
  15. Wordle 1,166 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 947 🟥7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  16. I hope you did nothing to convince him of anything different.
  17. It's certainly a new take on the theme, but I don't see much sexy anywhere either.
  18. You save the same type of file from the same source to the same location tens of thousands of times, and each new instance comes as a complete fucking surprise to the machine, so instead, it tries to force you to do something else that you've never done and will never do. "Machine learning" is bullshit.
  19. I would be a little surprised. He seems to enjoy the theoretical and abstract aspects of potty humor more than the reality. For example, it's a real ordeal getting him to carry the dogpoobag while on walks. He will eventually agree to it, but he holds it by the knot in the bag with just his thumb and index finger, and he holds it off to the side of his body as much as possible, like a stereotypical cartoon character who might be saying "PEE-YOO!!!" and fanning the air in front of their nose with the other hand. He talks the talk, but that's about it...
  20. That sucks. On the bright side, I know where you can get a used Audi for cheap.
  21. That's just what I call it. He gets the base humor from my side of the family...
  22. No, you aren't.
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