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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Could have had two such bites if they cut it into two triangles first. Rookie mistake.
  2. I bet the Germans have a word for the specific type of optimism one feels after a larger-than-usual morning dump and the accompanying expectation that it will be reflected in a lower-than-usual daily weigh-in. #WeightlossThruPooping
  3. Yeah, I'm not sure where the certainty about 928s being "about to skyrocket" relative to a 997 comes from, either. But I don't look at my cars as investments, so whatever...
  4. Man, what a perfect scam that whole deal is.
  5. I don't know dick about pumps, but I would avoid Harbor Freight for a product I'm relying on to save my home.
  6. Yeah, I came to the conclusion that it's just jibberish before a crazy video.
  7. Funny, I don't remember seeing this story in the Shart thread.
  8. Dan Levy's face and exaggerated facial expressions.
  9. Sorry, but you now owe me $30.
  10. Probably puts a shitassload of PFAS directly into the groundwater.
  11. Old follow-up post is gone, but I almost like this one better.
  12. Donatello, easily.
  13. It's really disappointing that one of these fanbases will be happy soon.
  14. I wish I still had Twitter so I could call them dumb fucking assholes in the replies. Dumb fucking assholes.
  15. My contribution to the goat discourse.
  16. The Skycast is such an enjoyable way to watch football. I wish it was featured more often.
  17. *couldn't easily find a picture that properly instructs you where to stop your auto.
  18. This phenomenon should be adapted to horror movie billboards, etc.
  19. There's something wrong with your brain.
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