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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Keys Fisheries in Marathon. Stone crabs right off the boat. Try the Lobster Reuben.
  2. Sorry for the CR, but I found Joy's fawning over Trump at Daytona to be unexpectedly unprofessional. Harvick is an asshole and Bowyer is a soft-brained country boy, so neither of their knob-slobbering surprised or even bothered me, but I somehow expected more out of Joy. I hated Harvick as a driver and overall personality, but I think he's an excellent announcer (at least when he isn't stooping to participate in Bowyer's folksy shenanigans). Bowyer isn't without the occasional worthwhile observation, but you have to wade through a lot of chaff to find just a little wheat. Agreed that Larry Mac is a treasure.
  3. There's some funny shit at this store. https://shampoooty.com/collections/archival-prints
  4. I fully expect that Rick will find out that the dude is his dad, and that the fall killed him.
  5. Yeah, that sounds like someone whose wife was forcing the sale but who really didn't want to let it go.
  6. I think it's probably all three.
  7. Kevin continues to challenge the entire animal kingdom.
  8. I already understand that I also disagree with the overarching premise, but what is a "JAG" in this context?
  9. Last night's poster has a fairly sinister vibe.
  10. Don't forget King Solomon's Mines!
  11. I am in a different one of these (just one is enough for me!) so it's entirely possible that my settings are different, but I would double check your league settings to confirm whether the bolded section is accurate. I suspect that it's still "miss one and you're done" but if nobody goes 2-0 in the E8, then (and only then) everyone who goes 1-1 would get revived. And the only way someone who goes 0-2 in the E8 is revived is if everyone goes 0-2.
  12. I don't see continuing to provide score updates as gloating or dunking on the rest of us or anything.
  13. Perhaps an R8 convertible of some sort? '90s NSX? Lotus Exige?
  14. You're not wrong, but it's a spectrum. If you thought it was a fart but you pooped a little or a lot, it's still a shart.
  15. A fall from a construction site.
  16. The Palou/Lundgaard slicing and dicing was phenomenal. Palou has stolen Dixon's wizard cap in my view.
  17. The overall percentage of Americans who would be an affirmatively worse president is infinitesimal.
  18. I was on a darts team called The Valsalva Maneuver.
  19. Actors are all basically prostitutes.
  20. Don't forget greasy hair (speaking of his role in White Lotus).
  21. I don't think Thai guy is in cahoots with Uncle Lazlo. I think it's just a turning of the tables - she glommed onto Stifler's mom as a resource to launch her business, and now he's doing the same thing to her because she's a "rich American" relative to his financial state.
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