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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. You guys sound like silly rookies too. Unless it's a terrible messy turd or you badly botched the pickup or you bought your poobags from Temu, it stays inside the bag. Just fucking hold it by the top of the bag, beneath the knot. Unless it's your first time cleaning up after a dog, any moron knows that you tie the knot as high as you can in order to keep as much of it sealed off inside the bag as possible. That's what always I do before I hand it to him to just carry. It's not a big deal, but he somehow manages to make it one at times...
  2. Not going to lie - as much as I despise the guy, I might consider sending a few to both my friends and my enemies.
  3. FIFY
  4. Wordle 1,166 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 947 🟥7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  5. I hope you did nothing to convince him of anything different.
  6. It's certainly a new take on the theme, but I don't see much sexy anywhere either.
  7. You save the same type of file from the same source to the same location tens of thousands of times, and each new instance comes as a complete fucking surprise to the machine, so instead, it tries to force you to do something else that you've never done and will never do. "Machine learning" is bullshit.
  8. I would be a little surprised. He seems to enjoy the theoretical and abstract aspects of potty humor more than the reality. For example, it's a real ordeal getting him to carry the dogpoobag while on walks. He will eventually agree to it, but he holds it by the knot in the bag with just his thumb and index finger, and he holds it off to the side of his body as much as possible, like a stereotypical cartoon character who might be saying "PEE-YOO!!!" and fanning the air in front of their nose with the other hand. He talks the talk, but that's about it...
  9. That sucks. On the bright side, I know where you can get a used Audi for cheap.
  10. That's just what I call it. He gets the base humor from my side of the family...
  11. No, you aren't.
  12. Wordle 1,164 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 945 6️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. SureJan.gif
  14. Maybe it just looked bad on TV, but those fireworks that went off as Lando crossed the finish line looked like they made one hell of a dangerous condition for the rest of the field with the amount of smoke that suddenly blanketed the track.
  15. He's off getting a haircut right now. Haircuts have been a source of significant stress and strife for all of us in the past, and this one is no different (he's been told that any bullshit means a loss of Fartnite privileges for at least a week, so hopefully he can make it through without a tantrum...) and apparently Mrs. Doom has allowed him to use her phone while waiting. Either that, or my wife has joined the dark side of juvenile humor, which seems unlikely. *edit - he apparently also sent a similar barrage of poop gifs to his maternal grandmother.
  16. Wordle 1,163 5/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 944 7️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  17. Wordle 1,162 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 943 6️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  18. Yeah, no shit.
  19. Wordle 1,161 5/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 942 6️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ I think it took me almost as long to enter my two starter words as it took to solve Quordle today.
  20. My oldballs touched the poopwater in an exceptionally poorly designed hotel toilet multiple times this past week. 1L Smartwater bottle for scale. The only adult this thing is sized for is Cotton Hill. Regardless, I do not care one bit for this development or for what it portends.
  21. Perplexing combinations of message board threads.
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