Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
Doomlet and I were at an event today where the current Cannonball record-holding car was also in attendance. Pretty nifty.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
For anyone else who watches this with the subtitles turned on, pay close attention to the lyrics of the opening song - it's utterly incomprehensible to me, and I'm curious whether anyone else can make heads or tails of what it's supposed to be about, what it communicates, what general vibe it's supposed to impart, etc.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Grokking off?
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2025 Nascar Thread
Haven't been to TMS, but at plenty of other tracks, the general rule is "don't bring something that is undeniably gigantic and conspicuous." If it's not going to be large enough to inconvenience people seated near you, you should be fine. It's hard to tell exactly how big that thing is (awesome how Academy doesn't list the dimensions, not like that's ever important with coolers...) but I would give it a shot. If you get turned away, go to another gate or two until you find the guy who doesn't give a shit. Just in case you fully strike out, I would also leave a smaller cooler in the car. Worst case scenario, you have to go back to the car and return with a few fewer beers.
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Formula 1 2025
I appreciate how he has never been in front of anything but the best crowd in the world.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Steve Kerr is a solid counterweight for me.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
I've been contemplating this question since the start of this series, and I still have no idea who I hate more between Draymond and Dillon Brooks.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Very well cast.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
4, 4, 4
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Buy the same product again, leave the package outside in the direct sunlight for a week or two or three, then put it in your office freezer. Just remember not to eat it yourself.
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Unexpected growth spurt
Resolved.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Maeve placed a call to someone named Paul who presumably planted the bomb. I think it's pretty clear that she's trying to get both Conrad and Harry out of the picture and install Eddie as the new boss of the family. Why she wants that is beyond me, but it's also clear that she behaves erratically and without sensible judgment. I'm pretty sure that the montage accompanying the opening credits includes the burning Mercedes, so the explosion came as absolutely no surprise to me. I hate it when shows spoil their own shit.
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The Site's Destruction
All you crybabies have to do is fight a gorilla and/or shit your pants and live to talk about it, and voilà, there's your engagement driver.
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Unexpected growth spurt
Something has happened such that the little row of icons that's usually at the bottom of my screen (notifications alerts, etc.) has slipped down and beyond my "reach" on my phone. Samsung S24+, Chrome
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I made it my New Year's resolution one year to send back every single postage paid postcard or envelope that I received via unsolicited marketing efforts (never with my own information, of course.) Some envelopes contained boogers, belly button lint, and/or pubes; others contained crude notes, some were empty, and many contained fragments/shreddings of each other's return materials. It was gratifying in a delightfully petty way for a while, and then it eventually got pretty tedious. I think that I made it to around October before abandoning the project.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Well, like the gorilla, Tyson also knows how to use his teeth...
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
I think the only way the men win is if they are committed to taking one for the team and literally all pile on top of the gorilla to smother it to death.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Why would he use my garage code?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I would prefer if the warty gourds currently rotting in my back yard were in charge of the free world.
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Tariff wars, they have began
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I also see lots beauticians and various wellness spas, not coincidentally also in the bullshit industry.
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Chicago
Your bartender is dumb.
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Pee Wee as Himself
I'm reminded of him every time I jerk off at the movies.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
The smoothbrains who need a photo need it to post and gloat about on social media.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I don't disagree with your general point, but Jordan's shot was a game- (and championship) winning shot from one of the best games of all time, and LeBron's was just a routine jumper that happened to break the all-time scoring record. I'm sure plenty of shitheads would have had their phones out if such a thing was possible in 1998, but the circumstances of each picture are quite different.