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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I almost got Mrs. Doom a Lament Configuration Kleenex box cover for Mother's Day, but they're like $50+.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
It's all computer! /no CR
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Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
I'm happy to pay the premium for the bowl-shaped Scoops, but thanks!- Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Signature Select hot salsa. Really nails the flavor combination and heat level for my preferences. Available at stores in the Albertsons family (Jewel, Safeway, Vons, Shaw's). One Party Size bag of Tostitos Scoops is good for two 1lb containers of salsa.- Conclave 2025: All of the Smoke, None of the Brisket
Correction: the Truck Nuts will be suspended through a small toilet chair.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
- Shit My Kid Says
He got in trouble at his after school program today because he and his idiot friends were using a brick fragment to "play basketball" in the gym and one of his shots scratched (but thankfully, did not actually break) the backboard. I had a stifle my laughter a few different times when sternly lecturing him about how this is a rookie-level "stop and think, what comes next?" kind of fuckup.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I'm totally sure this isn't just the world's most clumsily transparent attempt at intercepting sensitive communications.- Post a pic that makes you lol
Definitely not Oxford.- can I ask a dumb question? can we have dedicated show threads?
Yeah, I think less of the overall community due to the abject stupidity of the aggregate threads and will never open them.- Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
- Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
He's Conrad "Ten Thousand Boners" Harrigan, goddammit!- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The correct answer is "always use the part closest to the label on your face."- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
It's obvious that this is some kind of sex gadget being tampered with, but what is it exactly?- Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Made no difference whatsoever! Still just Brit gibberish.- 22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Agreed. Assuming the gorilla doesn't graciously grant the men ample tool-building breaks to extract used femurs, etc., then the questions become "how large of a pile can 100 men make atop a gorilla?" and then "can a gorilla be smothered to death under that pile?"- The Last of Us coming to HBO
Top commenters?! Well color me convinced!- Indycar 2025: Nashville Finale Aug. 31
Serious question - does Will Buxton have some kind of a speech impediment? I know that some people are able to overcome a stutter by "singing" rather than speaking, so I'm wondering if there's some other explanation for all of the misplaced pregnant pauses, the declarative, superlative-laden shouting, and the overall unpleasant vocal arrhythmia. I feel like he has somehow become a caricature of himself in the years since he was involved with F1. A Vitale-ization, if you will.- Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
To be clear, I like the song too. But my initial take on it was a lot closer to a schizophrenic's word salad than the racing thoughts of a panic attack. I look forward to listening to it next time with that explanation in mind.- GPS boundary dog collars
I don't know where the line is drawn between greyhounds and dogs of normal, mortal speed, but you're never supposed to use any kind of GPS/boundary-crossing shocking collar on a greyhound because they will be so far over the line by the time it starts shocking that it's functionally useless and just amounts to physical and psychological torture. I would discourage the use of a shocking boundary collar anyway, but especially if your dog is on the fast end of the spectrum.- 22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Dropping 100 men from a helicopter at reasonably high altitude onto the gorilla might be the best approach.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Username adequately captures my reaction to the quoted post.- Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
I expect that in her efforts to frame Harry as "the grohhhs," Maeve is eventually going to turn him onto Team Stevenson. - Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
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