Prepuce of Doom
Certifiably Surly
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
4, 4, 4
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Buy the same product again, leave the package outside in the direct sunlight for a week or two or three, then put it in your office freezer. Just remember not to eat it yourself.
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Unexpected growth spurt
Resolved.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Maeve placed a call to someone named Paul who presumably planted the bomb. I think it's pretty clear that she's trying to get both Conrad and Harry out of the picture and install Eddie as the new boss of the family. Why she wants that is beyond me, but it's also clear that she behaves erratically and without sensible judgment. I'm pretty sure that the montage accompanying the opening credits includes the burning Mercedes, so the explosion came as absolutely no surprise to me. I hate it when shows spoil their own shit.
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The Site's Destruction
All you crybabies have to do is fight a gorilla and/or shit your pants and live to talk about it, and voilà, there's your engagement driver.
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Unexpected growth spurt
Something has happened such that the little row of icons that's usually at the bottom of my screen (notifications alerts, etc.) has slipped down and beyond my "reach" on my phone. Samsung S24+, Chrome
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I made it my New Year's resolution one year to send back every single postage paid postcard or envelope that I received via unsolicited marketing efforts (never with my own information, of course.) Some envelopes contained boogers, belly button lint, and/or pubes; others contained crude notes, some were empty, and many contained fragments/shreddings of each other's return materials. It was gratifying in a delightfully petty way for a while, and then it eventually got pretty tedious. I think that I made it to around October before abandoning the project.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Well, like the gorilla, Tyson also knows how to use his teeth...
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
I think the only way the men win is if they are committed to taking one for the team and literally all pile on top of the gorilla to smother it to death.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Why would he use my garage code?
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I would prefer if the warty gourds currently rotting in my back yard were in charge of the free world.
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Tariff wars, they have began
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
I also see lots beauticians and various wellness spas, not coincidentally also in the bullshit industry.
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Chicago
Your bartender is dumb.
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Pee Wee as Himself
I'm reminded of him every time I jerk off at the movies.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
The smoothbrains who need a photo need it to post and gloat about on social media.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I don't disagree with your general point, but Jordan's shot was a game- (and championship) winning shot from one of the best games of all time, and LeBron's was just a routine jumper that happened to break the all-time scoring record. I'm sure plenty of shitheads would have had their phones out if such a thing was possible in 1998, but the circumstances of each picture are quite different.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
What's the deal with the patch that looks like a flag?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
And that monkey's name? Kevin.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
The biggest twist so far for me is that Harry wasn't on speakerphone with Richie Stevenson holding a gun to his (or his daughter's) head during the whole celebratory "he bought it" business.
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The Righteous Gemstones (HBO)
These pictures have pretty strong La Cienega, Robertson, Pico-ish vibes. How close am I?
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
I am not behind in watching the show, but I sure would be annoyed with the content of the commercials airing during what seems like every commercial break of the NBA playoffs if I hadn't seen episode 2 yet.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That person should be either arrested or murdered, depending on sobriety.
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Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
They had a large porta potty on set just now.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
NOLA gonna NOLA, of course, but if a person wanted to frustrate Precheck users to the point of inducing them to additionally pay up for Clear, they would probably come up with a setup pretty similar to the Precheck lanes at MSY.