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    I don't know whether it's fair to lump the Fiero into this group. Perhaps a trade for the Cadillac Catera is in order?
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    Shirts with these and other variations on the theme are available here: https://www.harebraineddesign.com/collections/chicago
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    Wordle 1,031 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 812 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #309 🟪🟪🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    I wouldn't trust those people with an ant farm, let alone one human child.
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    Wordle 1,030 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 811 9️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #308 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Honestly, as much as I am chagrinned by the error and others like it, the fact that I often play these games within a half hour or 45 minutes of waking up and before I'm fully "mentally up and running" is a nice, low-stakes reminder that perhaps I, too, am aging just like everyone else, and that I need to be more mindful of making impetuous decisions based on assumptions and schemas than I would otherwise realize or care to admit.
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    Absolutely, positively played myself at Wordle. Thought of the answer immediately after inputting my two starter words but inexplicably and indefensibly decided that it was too obvious, so I picked a word with no regard for the fact that I was putting the same letter in the same wrong place as one of my starter words. Wordle 1,029 4/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 810 5️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #307 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    "Be A Steamed" what? Ham? Hotdog bun? Post-shower bathroom mirror? When you're done insulting your neighbor for all of the obvious reasons, make sure you undermine the legibility of the license plate just to take him down another notch or two.
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    Wordle 1,028 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 809 5️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #306 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    How many goddamn radios are we expected to have in our pockets?
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    I-watched-this-scene-over-hours-as-kid-Naked-Gun-From-Files-of-Police-Squad.mp4
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    Wordle 1,027 5/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 808 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #305 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Is Connections generated by AI? It would certainly explain some things.
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    If it isn't already, that poker strategy ought to be referred to as "the emerald mine heir."
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    Wordle 1,026 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 807 4️⃣3️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #304 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Wordle 1,025 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 806 7️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #303 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Connections felt haphazard and incompetently designed today.
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    Joey is now out of teams. Huckleberry has still won.
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    @Underdog what about you?
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    "Underdog" just took on a whole different meaning.
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    Wordle 1,024 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 805 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #302 🟨🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    Wordle 1,023 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 804 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #301 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    I was making the (admittedly oblique and nonsensical) implication that I typed it all out with my foreskin.
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    Not so fast, my friend - you probably assumed I typed all that with my fingers, didn't you?

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