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  1. Wordle 1,151 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 932 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. Prepuce of Doom

    Metallica

    Both nights were excellent. I tried to avoid looking at the previous set lists in advance, but it appears that there's a fair amount of overlap in terms what they play from city to city (which isn't exactly surprising, and isn't meant to sound like a criticism) so probably not a ton of variance throughout the tour. Crowd was even mellower than I expected, but if you wanted to find a mosh pit, there were almost always a few dedicated locations on the floor where things were rowdy. This was Doomlet's first concert, and he crapped out on attending the second night. He doesn't do very well with events of unspecified/unknown duration, and he had a busy day outside doing summer camp shit (and refused to go to bed early the night before, or sleep in the morning of the show because he knows everything...), and the process exiting Soldier Field is a complete and total shitshow, so that kind of burned him out on the experience at the end of the night. We're all going to Iron Maiden in a couple of months, so we'll see how that goes....
  3. "And forgetting about your restaurant altogether is even easier than that!"
  4. I've had the heater core bypassed for the past few years after mice took up brief residence there (pro tip: don't leave granola bars and peanut butter cheese crackers in the glove box when a car goes into storage...) but I am having a new one put in soon. There's nothing quite like driving a convertible with the top down on a crisp fall (or spring, but fall is somehow better) night and having the heat cranking on your feet. I've missed that specific experience enough that I'm having the work done just for the enjoyment I'll get a few times a year...
  5. Prepuce of Doom

    Metallica

  6. Anyone - restauranteurs or patrons - who believes that takeout menus are obsolete should be flung into outer space.
  7. Wordle 1,148 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 929 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. The engine note is designed to automatically and fully cinch up all scrotums within earshot.
  9. That's a pretty funny name for a watch accessory company (based in Chicago, no less). Would be even funnier if it was called The Veblenest. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good
  10. Prepuce of Doom

    Metallica

  11. Wordle 1,147 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 928 6️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. The number of stickers on their vehicle functions as a proxy for expertise.
  13. I don't know what the shit any of this is about, but I figured it might be helpful to share.
  14. Retsyn, dipshit!
  15. Same. Something about connecting to my privates?
  16. Wordle 1,146 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 927 7️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Enjoy the anatomically correct logo.
  18. https://thechophouserestaurant.com/
  19. You only rent corn.
  20. Randomly select a few non-affiliated and inexperienced spectators prior to each event.
  21. Wordle 1,145 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 926 4️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. You want to know how I know you've never been to Willendorf?
  23. I really need to know what this person's doctor prescribed.
  24. Yeah, the Cutlass holds a special place in my heart - it was the first car my Dad ever bought new, and was the car he had during my earliest memories. He was eventually delighted to replace it with an '85 Maxima.
  25. Occasionally the "prototypical coach's kid."
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