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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I just felt a few sprinkles.
  2. Throwing the yellow was disrespectful of that save.
  3. This facility is wonderful, except for the total lack of a scoring pylon. The TV screen on pit lane is all the reference we have. There are two other such screens at T1 and T4.
  4. This caught my eye yesterday.
  5. I live in Illinois, so it's going to be extra confusing for my audience.
  6. I don't know what the specific occasion will be, but I'm looking forward to trying to wedge "fucked like a house cat in Illinois" into polite conversation.
  7. Based on a recent and traumatic experience, I shall now refer to "Raising Cane's" as "Lowering Cables" from now on. Sheesh. #BidetThreadIsThatWay
  8. Yeah, it's weirdly tall and bulbous, though at least it's got smoothly rounded "edges" so it doesn't really get caught in/on cuffs. I don't wear mine very often either, but occasionally it's the perfect watch for the occasion.
  9. My archnemeses!!!
  10. Up yours, truly. -PoD
  11. Reservoir-tipped
  12. Yeah, those teeth are pretty comical. Fuck Austin Dillon in the goatass.
  13. The old "Two Dogs in a Bathtub" move just got a lot easier.
  14. I bet you'll never guess who named our four new scrimp.
  15. Flagging down a server wouldn't be such a beating if there was more than one or two humans staffing a restaurant. And having a simple but atypical request (more napkins, alcohol on a separate tab, there's a fly in my soup, etc.) isn't made easier by eliminating human staff.
  16. Charlotte's one redeeming feature is Bojangles, and they put it all the way down in one of the corners. I hate IAH because the old parts are way too outdated for modern travel, while the new parts have overshot the purpose of an airport - indistinguishable from a fucking mall, except for the fact that most stores and restaurants have hardly any employees, menus, etc. - just QR codes and apps and other "modern" shit that doesn't work right.
  17. Mad Magazine was brilliant satire and very clearly anti-Trump for several decades. There are dozens - if not a hundred or more - similar covers, vignettes, graphics, etc. Don't besmirch it.
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