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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Man, can you imagine doing 75 in that? What an experience that must have been.
  2. Yeah, all of this is either confusing or wholly defies both credibility and reality. Plot twists and machinations are one thing, but all this is just frustrating writing and/or atrocious editing. While this show is leagues better than The Killing, it also features Mireille Enos. Perhaps she's some kind of supernatural entity that destroys coherent plotlines.
  3. I believe he was also in a commercial for Chee-Zits.
  4. It's also Biden's fault for letting him win the first time. If he hadn't stepped out of the way to make room for the only person in the entire goddamn world who could have lost that election to Donald Trump, we'd all be living in Shangri-La right now.
  5. Aren't you an architect or similar?! Also, today is October 2nd.
  6. And the really fun part is that it all needs to happen fast enough that it meaningfully alters the landscape before next year's midterms...which also presumes that they're held, and held fairly - neither one a guarantee these days. I feel like if shit doesn't get dramatically worse for everyone by next summer, then too many swingable voters will still be content enough with the status quo, and the people with status and opportunity to affect real change will still have too much to personally lose by sticking their necks out.
  7. That line caught my attention as well.
  8. I'm very sorry to hear about your remarkable string of bad luck misapplying both ketchup and mustard to your hotdogs at every single game left on the calendar.
  9. Am I the only one who fully expected the honey badger to come back for more?
  10. Good for David Cross. Edit - shit, not sure why I put this in this thread...
  11. I believe you in this case.
  12. I really enjoy motorsports, including NASCAR, but I haven't been able to give much of a shit about it this season, all due to various aspects of Trumpery. I get a weekly email from them asking about my thoughts on the previous weekend's races, and I told them to fuck off for good in the first survey post-Kirk. Amusingly enough, they also got a bunch of grief from the MAGA types for not airing the pre-race moment of silence. I knew that I'm not NASCAR's target demographic, but I just don't care to set my differences aside with those people any longer, even though we have enjoyment of motorsports in common. Fuck them in the goatass.
  13. And judging by the commercials, you're quite a dancer, too!
  14. Jesus Christ II: Again With This Guy???
  15. His password is somehow based on his ranking system and is therefore impossible to remember, making it functionally unrecoverable.
  16. Golf fight videos now make much more sense.
  17. I gave up golf once I realized that I didn't care to spend the time or money necessary to get to the skill level where I wouldn't hate it, and that was way back before Bluetooth was a thing, but do courses really allow this shit?
  18. You eat at Chipotle recently?
  19. Tactical parking.
  20. Yeah, that bugs me too.
  21. TPMS light = not the classic car thread! But it's hard to say. Are all three nails lin the exact same groove of the tire, or otherwise so uniform that it suggests deliberate damage? [edit - I see that you basically said as much. Can you give a little more detail about the uniformity?] I assume that your mother isn't a complete asshole who has petty enemies (this is spurned boyfriend shit, or maybe just asshole high school boys out wantonly vandalizing, etc.), and I would hope that she would remember a road rage incident severe enough that a person would go to that extent to retaliate. Unless there's some reason to suspect deliberate sabotage, I would be reluctant to conclude that's what happened. More likely than she drove through a place that had a bunch of nails - imagine a box of nails falling off a work truck. They're all going to scatter in much the same area, not each end up on the road miles apart.
  22. There's a similar ad running in Chicago where they basically say "attention Chicago police - if you're unsatisfied with having to at least superficially obey the law and protect the Constitution, then quit your job and join ICE." It's repugnant.
  23. Even the fortune cookie people are out on the ledge.
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