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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. This anti-swearing crusade enrages me. Primitive fucking zealots.
  2. People who try to get out of jury duty shouldn't get to complain about other juries' verdicts, but they do...
  3. This may well be the last of these I post if he gets his school Chromebook taken away...
  4. Finally tuning in because fuck Peacock in the goatass.
  5. Every single dude on Auburn would be the most hateable guy on any other team.
  6. Q: What is a duck's penis called? A: A dick.
  7. If he washes it off, he voids the warranty.
  8. What about colloids?
  9. You guys are a little late to the Goblin Cock party. https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/3687-bagged-and-boarded/
  10. That's what you think.
  11. I don't know anything more about this shit than the rest of this sentence suggests (and I recognize that it may be partially or completely incorrect in some way) but to my mind, there are worse things that basically using Twitter as a hosting platform and costing him bandwidth.
  12. This show certainly isn't perfect, but I fucking love it.
  13. The snake definitely dies first. Some little highly poisonous asshole is probably a bigger threat to the others than that bulky constrictor.
  14. As a general rule, Miami Cubans are utterly devoid of anything approaching self-awareness, much less cognitive dissonance. Example eleventy billion: https://ncac.org/update/miami-dade-school-board-bans-book-on-cuba-from-school-libraries
  15. If he thinks he can get away with it (which is almost never, but it doesn't stop him from trying, unfortunately...), Doomlet will side-saddle and leave the door open so that he can watch the TV in a nearby room.
  16. Would be more accurate with a picture of Elon.
  17. Same. People often don't get it, but fuck 'em.
  18. Yeah, I've had multiple times when I have wanted to send vulgarity and displeasure at F1 directly (moving Monaco to no longer kick off Memorial Day Sunday, fucking with Spa, probably some other dumb shit they needlessly fucked with because that's all they do, etc.) and it's currently impossible.
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