Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I would absolutely, 1000% rather hold that shitty paper menu than have to scroll all the way through an equally shitty and buggy interface to get the full scope of a menu. Separately but relatedly, if you're a restaurant that offers carry out but you don't have a paper menu I can keep with the other menus in the junk drawer because "the menu is online" then your food better be really fucking good for me to want to deal with that shit - especially when ordering for more than 2-3 people. Finally, I hate how goddamn difficult it is to just peruse a menu online. I don't want to start an order, etc., etc.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Monsters, Inc.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Shouldn't these be a lot smaller? And sold in sets of 6 or 8 or whatever?
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2025 Nascar Thread
Yeah, you know the sport is in a bad place when even Bristol sucks. I didn't watch any of the races live during March Madness (and conference tournaments) so I have been slowly making my way through Martinsville when I eat my lunch home alone. Really glad that the producers chose to deliberately showcase these two characters/creatures. Not a word of acknowledgement from the booth, either.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
3-10 don't even belong in the discussion. Take 5 and Whatchamacallit (sp?) do though.
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Shall we talk about heavy music?
This is surprisingly fun and catchy.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Living alone in a dumpy apartment complex the year after undergrad, I passed out with a Hungry Man pot pie in the oven (one of those gigantic things that requires an hour or more in the oven - terrible drunk food, obviously) and awoke hours later to my apartment not exactly filling with smoke, but definitely containing smoke. I turned off the oven, opened the doors and windows, and got ready for work. When leaving, I placed the cooled and remarkably solid and hefty carbonized disc on the porch chair of my downstairs neighbors, the same miscreants I had been up all night drinking with. When I came home that evening, I discovered the used-to-be pot pie had been bolted to my steel front door with a sizeable metal screw driven right through the center. Good times.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
JNCO - from when the pants were gigantic and the wheels barely larger than bearing-sized.
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Hey you dipshidiots!!!
I'm going to miss this occasional glimpse into unreality.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Fuck with the settings on his chair.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Like a raccoon in a trap.
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
All the interpersonal drama, general bullshit, and Walking Dead-like decision-making wasn't quite what I was hoping for. They seem to have ample electricity if Ellie is using it for a desktop lava lamp. Are we supposed to remember who Eugene is?
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Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
Sound like you're due.
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Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
Real recognize real.
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Hooters done gone tits up.
Texas Roadwhore
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I've decided to dig a hole
I guess that may depend (at least in part) on the life insurance policy.
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Did anyone else hear that explosion just now in North Austin?
House could have been full of fertilizer and whatnot.
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I've decided to dig a hole
Perhaps this was addressed early on, but are you married/partnered? If so, what does your better half think about all this?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
1, but only because those rotten, miserable, deplorable cunts at Klondike discontinued the Choco Taco.
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Classic Car thread
This is the first really nice weekend of weather in the Chicago area, so yesterday I took the cover and battery tender off the Skylark, gave it a once-over, put the top down, and found myself a nice place to grab lunch an hour away. Saw far fewer people obviously out for their first nice drive in a weekend car than I expected, and far more convertibles with their tops up than I should have. If you didn't have your top down yesterday (I'm talking specifically to you, slow-driving Boxster lady) then you bought the wrong car. Considered putting this in the Trivial Annoyances thread, but figured this would better reach the appropriate audience. But I did see a cute young lady (think Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown) purposefully driving a tastefully modified and well-maintained A80 Supra. The guy in the passenger seat looked like the happiest man in the world, and he probably is....
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
I think in your case, that's probably a Hail Satan bird.
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Yellowjackets - Showtime
Yeah. I am not ready to quit on this show or anything, and in some weird way, I think the messy incomprehensibility of the plotlines is part of its appeal, but the finale was a bit slapdash. Still like this show quite a bit, but wouldn't argue the issue with anyone who disagrees.
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HBO MAX: "The PITT"
I'm looking forward to hearing how it is perfectly representative of any given 15-hour period at your workplace. ~~~~~ Yeah, angry stepkid was the worst element of the show. Even at his introduction, the way everyone tried to clandestinely give him rubbers was a little weird and awkward, and it only got worse. I agree that most of the casting (particularly for the lesser roles) was very good.
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Anyone in the market for a Snoo?
I'm always down for a little snoo snoo - do you have any of that?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
You presumably have the upper hand in that you probably found out about him before he finds out about you, but once he does, I'm pretty sure he's going to try to kill you and take over your identity. So just to be safe, you should find and kill him first.