Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
It's obvious that this is some kind of sex gadget being tampered with, but what is it exactly?
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Made no difference whatsoever! Still just Brit gibberish.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Agreed. Assuming the gorilla doesn't graciously grant the men ample tool-building breaks to extract used femurs, etc., then the questions become "how large of a pile can 100 men make atop a gorilla?" and then "can a gorilla be smothered to death under that pile?"
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The Last of Us coming to HBO
Top commenters?! Well color me convinced!
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Indycar 2025: Nashville Finale Aug. 31
Serious question - does Will Buxton have some kind of a speech impediment? I know that some people are able to overcome a stutter by "singing" rather than speaking, so I'm wondering if there's some other explanation for all of the misplaced pregnant pauses, the declarative, superlative-laden shouting, and the overall unpleasant vocal arrhythmia. I feel like he has somehow become a caricature of himself in the years since he was involved with F1. A Vitale-ization, if you will.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
To be clear, I like the song too. But my initial take on it was a lot closer to a schizophrenic's word salad than the racing thoughts of a panic attack. I look forward to listening to it next time with that explanation in mind.
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GPS boundary dog collars
I don't know where the line is drawn between greyhounds and dogs of normal, mortal speed, but you're never supposed to use any kind of GPS/boundary-crossing shocking collar on a greyhound because they will be so far over the line by the time it starts shocking that it's functionally useless and just amounts to physical and psychological torture. I would discourage the use of a shocking boundary collar anyway, but especially if your dog is on the fast end of the spectrum.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Dropping 100 men from a helicopter at reasonably high altitude onto the gorilla might be the best approach.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Username adequately captures my reaction to the quoted post.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
I expect that in her efforts to frame Harry as "the grohhhs," Maeve is eventually going to turn him onto Team Stevenson.
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Shit My Kid Says
He's currently playing the Jardiance commercial at full volume and alternating between either 2x or 0.25x speeds. It was funny at first. It's not funny any longer.
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Shit My Kid Says
Out of the blue at dinner tonight, "So when are you guys getting me my hang glider?"
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
Doomlet and I were at an event today where the current Cannonball record-holding car was also in attendance. Pretty nifty.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
For anyone else who watches this with the subtitles turned on, pay close attention to the lyrics of the opening song - it's utterly incomprehensible to me, and I'm curious whether anyone else can make heads or tails of what it's supposed to be about, what it communicates, what general vibe it's supposed to impart, etc.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Grokking off?
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2025 Nascar Thread
Haven't been to TMS, but at plenty of other tracks, the general rule is "don't bring something that is undeniably gigantic and conspicuous." If it's not going to be large enough to inconvenience people seated near you, you should be fine. It's hard to tell exactly how big that thing is (awesome how Academy doesn't list the dimensions, not like that's ever important with coolers...) but I would give it a shot. If you get turned away, go to another gate or two until you find the guy who doesn't give a shit. Just in case you fully strike out, I would also leave a smaller cooler in the car. Worst case scenario, you have to go back to the car and return with a few fewer beers.
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Formula 1 2025
I appreciate how he has never been in front of anything but the best crowd in the world.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
Steve Kerr is a solid counterweight for me.
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NBA 2024-25 Playoff Thread
I've been contemplating this question since the start of this series, and I still have no idea who I hate more between Draymond and Dillon Brooks.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Very well cast.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
4, 4, 4
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Buy the same product again, leave the package outside in the direct sunlight for a week or two or three, then put it in your office freezer. Just remember not to eat it yourself.
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Unexpected growth spurt
Resolved.
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Guy Ritchie + Tom Hardy = Mobland
Maeve placed a call to someone named Paul who presumably planted the bomb. I think it's pretty clear that she's trying to get both Conrad and Harry out of the picture and install Eddie as the new boss of the family. Why she wants that is beyond me, but it's also clear that she behaves erratically and without sensible judgment. I'm pretty sure that the montage accompanying the opening credits includes the burning Mercedes, so the explosion came as absolutely no surprise to me. I hate it when shows spoil their own shit.
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The Site's Destruction
All you crybabies have to do is fight a gorilla and/or shit your pants and live to talk about it, and voilà, there's your engagement driver.