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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I was waiting to walk across Broadway in Manhattan yesterday and some jerkoff in a Cybertruck came dawdling by (nearly causing gridlock but for an unexpected opening) and the schmuck behind the wheel made a big showing of putting his hands behind his head and looking out the driver's window as the truck continued to move along. The lady waiting next to me remarked that, "I don't know anything about cars, but that thing looks like it cost a million bucks. And the guy driving it looks like a real piece of shit." I told her that it cost considerably less than that, and that I was positive that the driver is a piece of shit.
  2. Wordle 1,137 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 918 5️⃣4️⃣ 9️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  3. Just finished this last night - absolute masterpiece. As previously mentioned periodically throughout the thread, the way the scientist and the bureaucrat each evolve as people was really well-done, just as the similarities and contrasts of how Soviet policy got them into the problem in the first place, and the community-over-all aspect of communism (and/or the threat of punishment) helped solve the problem, or at least keep it from getting worse. Highly recommended, and this thread should be periodically bumped for the benefit of other latecomers.
  4. Give us more information about him and maybe we can all come up with different ways to fuck with him such that you could eventually tell him that you were behind it all and that he's a gullible dingdong who lacks critical thinking skills.
  5. Take it to CR!
  6. Wordle 1,135 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 916 🟥4️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  7. Lower center of gravity, lower weight, better handling, equal or better cargo space with more rear legroom, and better for fucking with the rear seats down.
  8. Wrong. Station wagons are superior vehicles.
  9. Wordle 1,134 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 915 7️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  10. Wordle 1,133 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 914 4️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  11. Of these, 1, though this version is merely "fine" (0.7mm) and not "micro" (0.5mm) which is my preference. 2 in 0.5mm for when I have to write fast, but the tips blow out and the line quickly gets fat and sloppy, so they're really only good for about half of the ink they come with. 6 for use on planes. My general preference is Pilot Hi-Tec-C in 0.4mm, though it can be a little too pointy for shitty paper or irregular surfaces.
  12. Doomlet is also a Fartnite junkie. I have instructed him and his buddies to destroy all Cybertrucks on site, but I think that they are just as glitchy in the game as in reality, and that they've recently been yanked from the game. https://hard-drive.net/hd/cybertruck-already-recalled-in-fortnite/
  13. Wordle 1,132 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 913 8️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. We get to pick and choose our generational affiliations - mostly Gen X with a little bit of the best of what the Millennials offer, just for flavor. We're the McDLT Generation.
  15. Tits McGee and Hooty McBoob.
  16. You're not going to like what happens to your Coke in retaliation.
  17. I'm the statue under the flock of birds today - been quite a while since I did anything as galaxy-brained as my fourth guess in Wordle... Wordle 1,131 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 912 8️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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  19. It's right there in the name, even.
  20. Cleaning out all the miscellaneous papers and crap from this past school year and discovered this. Apparently the assignment was to write an updated story based on the Three Billy Goats Gruff. For context and background, at the time of writing, we had recently adopted a retired racing greyhound from Australia that we named Sydney (pictured on p.2, but not in the stock photo on the "cover" of the book.) And I've included a close-up photo of the black-on-red page for ease of readability, but didn't want anyone to miss the accompanying photo.
  21. Wordle 1,130 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 911 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. The Sentra and Altima have been trading the title back and forth for 20 years - no reason for that to change now. Whatever the cheapest Nissan is will always have a share of the crown.
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