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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. 1 Phil Mickleson's secret identity 2 Marlon or Shawn Wayans 3 10,000 year old vampire 4 The matronly face of institutional racism 5 Senile; earns a pass because she thinks it's the 1940s 666 meanest person in the world 7 pretty but the product of too much Southern interbreeding among moneyed families; IQ of 80
  2. If the surface of your cul-de-sac isn't perpetually coated in tire rubber, you guys are failing in your responsibilities.
  3. We were eating in the den watching the Illinois/Iowa game, but yes, he's certainly influenced the household's level of discourse.
  4. "[Iowa player] Josh Dix has tiny balls." "I don't think you know what his nutsack looks like, [Doomlet], and I don't want to talk about it at dinner, either." "Just spittin' facts, mom."
  5. I think we should let everyone participate in this contest.
  6. No idea - I've never been one. You all are my baseline, and that doesn't feel especially representative... But somehow, I view that character as being a much broader/less specific stereotype.
  7. Proud father...
  8. It really tickles me how much both Duke and UNC people must resent being made such caricatures of.
  9. You want to know how I know you're not Doctor of Neighborhood?
  10. Doomlet and I will participate.
  11. I agree. Didn't dislike it, but I that wasn't the "premiere" I expected or wanted. Whatever though - I'm sure next episode will be chock full of dick jokes and over-the-top vulgarity.
  12. Username checks out.
  13. You're on their list now. FIFY
  14. Yeah, I have also quit eating them for the same reasons. I realize that I'm pretty hypocritical because pigs are fairly smart too, but that's just an unfortunate bridge too far...
  15. I'll see what I can do. He and his friends are currently really into a Roblox game called Fisch where you obsessively fish for thousands of different species of - you guessed it - fish.
  16. Seems to be a theme within his recent Google searches on the school Chromebook.
  17. I'm pretty sure they will take better care of the place once humanity wipes itself out. Nice that we're going to melt the ice caps for them on our way out the door.
  18. Did you know that if you say "Angel Reese" right after you release your shot, it's guaranteed to not go in?
  19. I would consider posting these around my town.
  20. I enjoy the novelty of both time changes.
  21. Because it's a piece of shit.
  22. I'm willing to bet that some real degenerate gamblers must work at that place.
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