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Prepuce of Doom

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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. BYU @ztejas
  2. Not sure whether a seat over there is warranted.
  3. Close enough.
  4. Man, in past years people clamored to participate and a few always got shut out, but this year, I'm starting to lose faith that it will even happen.
  5. Two sides of the same generic garbageperson.
  6. You get whichever team advances, but you don't earn points from the play-in game itself. Points only awarded once the field of 64 is set.
  7. @joeycovers and @HornOnTheBayou participated last year and haven't chimed in yet.
  8. Keep up the good work - all of St. Louis should be shit on.
  9. Ding dong ditching, not the other name. Kids in my neighborhood still do it from time to time. Funny but also annoying.
  10. Keep up the good work - all Teslas should be shit in.
  11. I'm down to participate again.
  12. I print them at the airport so I can check my gate and/or boarding time by reaching for the slip of paper in my pocket rather than having to open/navigate a shitty, frustrating, and battery-draining app.
  13. 1 Phil Mickleson's secret identity 2 Marlon or Shawn Wayans 3 10,000 year old vampire 4 The matronly face of institutional racism 5 Senile; earns a pass because she thinks it's the 1940s 666 meanest person in the world 7 pretty but the product of too much Southern interbreeding among moneyed families; IQ of 80
  14. If the surface of your cul-de-sac isn't perpetually coated in tire rubber, you guys are failing in your responsibilities.
  15. We were eating in the den watching the Illinois/Iowa game, but yes, he's certainly influenced the household's level of discourse.
  16. "[Iowa player] Josh Dix has tiny balls." "I don't think you know what his nutsack looks like, [Doomlet], and I don't want to talk about it at dinner, either." "Just spittin' facts, mom."
  17. I think we should let everyone participate in this contest.
  18. No idea - I've never been one. You all are my baseline, and that doesn't feel especially representative... But somehow, I view that character as being a much broader/less specific stereotype.
  19. Proud father...
  20. It really tickles me how much both Duke and UNC people must resent being made such caricatures of.
  21. You want to know how I know you're not Doctor of Neighborhood?
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