Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Shart 2025: The Shitshow We Deserve
Keep up the good work - all Teslas should be shit in.
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2025 seeded draft
I'm down to participate again.
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Twin boys found dead in Georgia.
I print them at the airport so I can check my gate and/or boarding time by reaching for the slip of paper in my pocket rather than having to open/navigate a shitty, frustrating, and battery-draining app.
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Trump’s America
1 Phil Mickleson's secret identity 2 Marlon or Shawn Wayans 3 10,000 year old vampire 4 The matronly face of institutional racism 5 Senile; earns a pass because she thinks it's the 1940s 666 meanest person in the world 7 pretty but the product of too much Southern interbreeding among moneyed families; IQ of 80
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
If the surface of your cul-de-sac isn't perpetually coated in tire rubber, you guys are failing in your responsibilities.
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Shit My Kid Says
We were eating in the den watching the Illinois/Iowa game, but yes, he's certainly influenced the household's level of discourse.
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Shit My Kid Says
"[Iowa player] Josh Dix has tiny balls." "I don't think you know what his nutsack looks like, [Doomlet], and I don't want to talk about it at dinner, either." "Just spittin' facts, mom."
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Surly 2025 March Madness Bracket Contest
I think we should let everyone participate in this contest.
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White Lotus - HBO
No idea - I've never been one. You all are my baseline, and that doesn't feel especially representative... But somehow, I view that character as being a much broader/less specific stereotype.
- Shit My Kid Says
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White Lotus - HBO
It really tickles me how much both Duke and UNC people must resent being made such caricatures of.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
You want to know how I know you're not Doctor of Neighborhood?
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Surly 2025 March Madness Bracket Contest
Doomlet and I will participate.
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The Righteous Gemstones (HBO)
I agree. Didn't dislike it, but I that wasn't the "premiere" I expected or wanted. Whatever though - I'm sure next episode will be chock full of dick jokes and over-the-top vulgarity.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Username checks out.
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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Sean Miller.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
You're on their list now. FIFY
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Yeah, I have also quit eating them for the same reasons. I realize that I'm pretty hypocritical because pigs are fairly smart too, but that's just an unfortunate bridge too far...
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Shit My Kid Says
I'll see what I can do. He and his friends are currently really into a Roblox game called Fisch where you obsessively fish for thousands of different species of - you guessed it - fish.
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Shit My Kid Says
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I'm pretty sure they will take better care of the place once humanity wipes itself out. Nice that we're going to melt the ice caps for them on our way out the door.
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Shit My Kid Says
Did you know that if you say "Angel Reese" right after you release your shot, it's guaranteed to not go in?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I would consider posting these around my town.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
- We should change the time in the middle of the day
I enjoy the novelty of both time changes. - We should change the time in the middle of the day
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