Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I feel like this came out of nowhere just a few months ago, and now it's everywhere like dog shit.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Wrong.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Just curious about the level of intrusion from others - did you and your crew also just drink freely from any random house's hose if the need arose? Or was that a bridge too far? I can't conceive of today's kids just rolling up to a stranger's house, turning on the hose, drinking, turning it off, and moving on. Same goes for just wantonly cutting through yards - front, back, side, fenced - didn't fucking matter sometimes. Launching (and losing, and searching for) model rockets just gave us carte blanche to go whenever the hell we wanted, but there were other times when I would cut straight through a block for no other reason than my own convenience.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Pretty gracious of it.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Posted previously somewhere in this thread, but kangaroos have a knife on the end of their feet and could kick your guts onto your roof if they so desired.
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Papers, please. Surly thread of deportation cruelty dominance
Not a criminal lawyer, but yes. And your thumbprint or face ID to unlock isn't protected by the 4th Amendment either, only a password is, so make sure you manually lock out any biometric unlocking feature before LEO encounters.
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The New Car Fanatic Thread
I've been tempted to take my E63 wagon up to RoadAmerica, but if I do it, I will probably wait until close-ish to when I'm planning to get new tires anyway.
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
Plate of shrimp
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Dumb Question Amnesty Thread
Same with this guy. Can't swing a dead cat without hitting his wide, omnipresent face. I guess he's Druski.
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Shit My Kid Says
"Umbrella Butt Genie Extortion" could be one of the @YGIFS 's band names.
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Immamac is a fascist
I ended up here because of some Thujone thread that went viral. I love it here. I am an Illinois fan, but despite never having knowingly met any of you in real life, you all are my people. There has never been - and never will be - an analogous online community of Illinois fans for a thousand reasons, not the least of which is that most of us seem to hate the rest us. I will get Doomlet on board in 5-6 years. He'll love it here, too.
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Shit My Kid Says
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
These McConaughey Salesforce AI commercials don't make any fucking sense whatsoever. The restaurant doesn't use AI and so therefore he's seated outside in the rain, and the waiter also brings him unsolicited shrimp? And he's obliged to try on clothes he doesn't like? That weird little twitch he does at the end? All this shit seems like outcomes more likely to occur through the use of (and unquestioned reliance upon) AI than the opposite. Separately, I'm already tired of his Ditka/Bears/Bears/Bears commercial, and I'm pretty sure it premiered yesterday.
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Formula 1 2025
This anti-swearing crusade enrages me. Primitive fucking zealots.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
People who try to get out of jury duty shouldn't get to complain about other juries' verdicts, but they do...
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Shit My Kid Says
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Sportscars 2025: WEC Bahrain Nov. 8; Indianapolis 8 hour 11:20 am Saturday October 18
Finally tuning in because fuck Peacock in the goatass.
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College Hoops 2024-25
Every single dude on Auburn would be the most hateable guy on any other team.
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Shit My Kid Says
Q: What is a duck's penis called? A: A dick.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I can think of at least one thing.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
Ironic!
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
What do you mean by this?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
What about colloids?
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
You guys are a little late to the Goblin Cock party. https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/3687-bagged-and-boarded/