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Prepuce of Doom

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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. I bet the Germans have a word for the specific type of optimism one feels after a larger-than-usual morning dump and the accompanying expectation that it will be reflected in a lower-than-usual daily weigh-in. #WeightlossThruPooping
  2. Yeah, I'm not sure where the certainty about 928s being "about to skyrocket" relative to a 997 comes from, either. But I don't look at my cars as investments, so whatever...
  3. Man, what a perfect scam that whole deal is.
  4. I don't know dick about pumps, but I would avoid Harbor Freight for a product I'm relying on to save my home.
  5. Yeah, I came to the conclusion that it's just jibberish before a crazy video.
  6. Funny, I don't remember seeing this story in the Shart thread.
  7. Dan Levy's face and exaggerated facial expressions.
  8. Sorry, but you now owe me $30.
  9. Probably puts a shitassload of PFAS directly into the groundwater.
  10. Old follow-up post is gone, but I almost like this one better.
  11. Donatello, easily.
  12. It's really disappointing that one of these fanbases will be happy soon.
  13. I wish I still had Twitter so I could call them dumb fucking assholes in the replies. Dumb fucking assholes.
  14. My contribution to the goat discourse.
  15. The Skycast is such an enjoyable way to watch football. I wish it was featured more often.
  16. *couldn't easily find a picture that properly instructs you where to stop your auto.
  17. This phenomenon should be adapted to horror movie billboards, etc.
  18. There's something wrong with your brain.
  19. What a galactic chickenshit.
  20. More accurate meme would involve a dozen Mogwai feasting at a late-night diner...
  21. Back before dicknuts ruined Twitter, I followed some random dude who posted a different car every day in ascending order of horsepower, starting at 1hp and increasing by 1hp every day. It was a similarly cool little practice.
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