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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Anyone - restauranteurs or patrons - who believes that takeout menus are obsolete should be flung into outer space.
  2. Wordle 1,148 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 929 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. The engine note is designed to automatically and fully cinch up all scrotums within earshot.
  4. That's a pretty funny name for a watch accessory company (based in Chicago, no less). Would be even funnier if it was called The Veblenest. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good
  5. Prepuce of Doom

    Metallica

  6. Wordle 1,147 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 928 6️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. The number of stickers on their vehicle functions as a proxy for expertise.
  8. I don't know what the shit any of this is about, but I figured it might be helpful to share.
  9. Retsyn, dipshit!
  10. Same. Something about connecting to my privates?
  11. Wordle 1,146 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 927 7️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Enjoy the anatomically correct logo.
  13. https://thechophouserestaurant.com/
  14. You only rent corn.
  15. Randomly select a few non-affiliated and inexperienced spectators prior to each event.
  16. Wordle 1,145 5/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 926 4️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. You want to know how I know you've never been to Willendorf?
  18. I really need to know what this person's doctor prescribed.
  19. Yeah, the Cutlass holds a special place in my heart - it was the first car my Dad ever bought new, and was the car he had during my earliest memories. He was eventually delighted to replace it with an '85 Maxima.
  20. Occasionally the "prototypical coach's kid."
  21. Wordle 1,144 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 925 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. Dude really should put his head in the toilet.
  23. Park Ridge. The "show" for my buddy's dad's birthday party where they block off their street and everyone brings their fun cars that I've posted pictures from the past few years was in Barrington, but alas, last year was it - the Birthday Boy is now in his 90s and it's getting to be too much...
  24. Born to Shit ~~~ Shit to Live
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