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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
- 2025 CFP National Championship - Ohio State vs. Notre Dame
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
As a general rule, Miami Cubans are utterly devoid of anything approaching self-awareness, much less cognitive dissonance. Example eleventy billion: https://ncac.org/update/miami-dade-school-board-bans-book-on-cuba-from-school-libraries
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Uh, no - Luna is a girldog, you sicko.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
If he thinks he can get away with it (which is almost never, but it doesn't stop him from trying, unfortunately...), Doomlet will side-saddle and leave the door open so that he can watch the TV in a nearby room.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Kevin.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Would be more accurate with a picture of Elon.
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RIP David Lynch
Same. People often don't get it, but fuck 'em.
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The official “I’m on Bluesky” thread
Yeah, I've had multiple times when I have wanted to send vulgarity and displeasure at F1 directly (moving Monaco to no longer kick off Memorial Day Sunday, fucking with Spa, probably some other dumb shit they needlessly fucked with because that's all they do, etc.) and it's currently impossible.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
High pucker factor, apparently.
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Dune: Prophecy
I can't tell who you're referring to, but I suspect it's this character/actress. I found her acting (and to a lesser extent, her character) to be the low point of the show. I only watched it after Mrs. Doom had already fallen asleep while watching something else, but I found myself watching it im about 30ish minute increments just to stay sharp and avoid dozing off. Finished it last night and really enjoyed it overall though, and am looking forward to S2.
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Shit My Kid Says
Just the goatass.
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Shit My Kid Says
I think it's fair to expect that we might be having an interesting family conversation around bedtime tonight.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Could have had two such bites if they cut it into two triangles first. Rookie mistake.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Write the pee.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I bet the Germans have a word for the specific type of optimism one feels after a larger-than-usual morning dump and the accompanying expectation that it will be reflected in a lower-than-usual daily weigh-in. #WeightlossThruPooping- Classic Car thread
Yeah, I'm not sure where the certainty about 928s being "about to skyrocket" relative to a 997 comes from, either. But I don't look at my cars as investments, so whatever...- 2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Man, what a perfect scam that whole deal is.- Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
I don't know dick about pumps, but I would avoid Harbor Freight for a product I'm relying on to save my home.- Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
*regardant- Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Yeah, I came to the conclusion that it's just jibberish before a crazy video.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Fingers crossed!- Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Funny, I don't remember seeing this story in the Shart thread.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Dan Levy's face and exaggerated facial expressions.- Surly 2024-25 Bowl Mania Contest
Sorry, but you now owe me $30. - Trivial Things That Make You Surly
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