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Prepuce of Doom

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Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom

  1. Why are they both farting?
  2. Then why is this in Lulz?
  3. I acknowledge how outlandish this is, and I've probably seen too many mediocre movies, but I feel like the next thing we're going learn is that somehow, a death is being faked here, or a patsy is being framed, or something else dodgy is afoot.
  4. And maybe some members of the congregation are relatively new to the United States and may therefore still be laboring under the misapprehension that all law enforcement officers are fair and objective, respectful of the Constitution, would never misrepresent the truth to the subject of an investigatory interview, etc.
  5. And that's why you're never going to make lieutenant, sarge.
  6. I failed to score this year.
  7. Personally, I don't think his enthusiasm is entirely genuine.
  8. Clean slate.
  9. That's what I assumed when watching live too (mainly because the announcers just couldn't wrap their heads around the substitution situations) but not quite accurate. This is a little clearer than the other screencap I posted above.
  10. Another Bob Dylan checking in. Somewhere around 1999-2001ish? Arrested Development opened for him (this was well past their "prime" of Mr. Wendle and whatever that other song or two was) and I didn't expect much out of them. They put on a show with an energy and intensity that I've never seen before or since - just a nonstop, ten-tenths jam, including that 900 year old dude just dancing and grooving the whole time. Dylan sucked and put me to sleep after a few songs.
  11. Morons. For whatever it's worth, they both look like they're wishing for death.
  12. Doomlet gives Cybertrucks the middle finger when he sees them.
  13. I PMed you to communicate much the same message when you picked him the other day....
  14. Bam Margera - 45 Joe Rogan - 56 Dan Bilzerian - 44 Bill Romanowski - 58 Dave Blunts - 23 Shaq - 52 Vivian Wilson (Elon's estranged daughter) - 20 Dwight Gooden - 60 Gheorghe Muresan - 53 Justin Bieber - 30
  15. We should start a separate thread to compare our collective pen-related neuroses. If you need a cover for your notebooks, I can't help, but the Docket Gold brand of notepads are worth paying a little extra.
  16. You've probably got time to crank it in the living room another time or two.
  17. Yeah, probably. But fuck him in the goatass nevertheless.
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