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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Stoffel is a fucking character. There's an even longer video out there somewhere that really details just how incorrigible he is.
  2. Well, we have no dog, so I guess that narrows down our pool of potential buttholes.
  3. I suspect that it's more of a process and greater effort to flash high beams on and off in modern cars, and the actual flashing isn't as instantaneous with modern headlights. Plus, they're all already super goddamn needlessly bright in the first place, so who can tell anyway?
  4. Wordle 942 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 723 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #220 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟪🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟪 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟪🟪 There's a finite number of workable, logical, sensible Connections puzzles, and I'm beginning to suspect that we're close to exhausting it (assuming that we haven't already...)
  5. A Man could write a few solid paragraphs comparing and contrasting the medieval practice of Sin Eating with contemporary practices of consumer debt, debt consolidation, sales of debt, profiting from others' debts, etc.
  6. What kind of incompetent, psychopathic slob am I raising?!
  7. Wordle 941 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 722 4️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #219 🟨🟪🟩🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  8. "sea us" because they're whales, you see.
  9. I had an exceedingly disinterested teacher for my high school German classes. He would allow us to watch whatever movies we wanted as long as we could make an argument about how it was related to the German language, culture, etc. We watched Bill & Ted's numerous times because Freud mumbles something in German once or twice. Same goes for Die Hard based on “Schieße den Fenster!”, and several other movies (Amadeus, The Heroes of Telemark, etc.) were also in heavy rotation.
  10. I fully expect someone to have to shoot a dog at some point.
  11. It's a fucking moron who overhead some other fucking moron talking about breeding bulldogs or some shit.
  12. Wordle 940 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 721 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #218 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  13. Wordle 939 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 720 3️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #217 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 In a departure from recent trends, Connections wasn't total garbage today.
  14. Or give her incorrect numbers on purpose.
  15. Wordle 938 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 719 9️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #216 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Solid "D" work all around.
  16. Wordle 937 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 718 6️⃣8️⃣ 🟥4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #215 🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟨🟨🟨 I swear that I guessed both the green and the yellow, but that purple is stupid enough that I might be done with that fucking game. Also,
  17. "I'd like a large McDumpsterfuck meal with a Dr. Pepper, please."
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