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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Nitrous oxide (laughing gas). Next time I take the Skylark in, I'll ask my guy about whether there's any additive, if "racing grade" nitrous is any different than "food grade" or "medical grade" etc. - I would expect him to definitively know the answer...
  2. I didn't want to deal with him getting involved in the spectacle, so I kept him as ignorant as possible - did all my shitting in my basement shittorium. But I definitely showed him the photos from up my butt. Currently trying to figure out which contact in my phone is worthy of having their picture changed to that of my rectum.
  3. I've had access to a tank that allegedly came from a speed shop and nobody got sick. A few rookies learned the importance of sitting down, but no deterrent illness. But that was over 20 years ago, so who knows...
  4. I'm on the five year plan - had one 7mm polyp removed, test results pending. Scored a perfect 9 on the Boston Bowel Preparation Scale. Found the propofol underwhelming - one brief instant of intrigue and excitement before going to sleep, no dreams, and nothing much to report upon waking. Didn't feel much different than I do when I'm baked and fall asleep watching TV in the basement and then wake up and have to groggily make my way upstairs to bed, and even that was fairly fleeting. In addition to scheduling the next one for earlier in the day to minimize the time fasting, I'll also make sure to stop using my bidet and just "pat dry" earlier in the process. I think I caused myself a little undue tenderness... As I was walking out, the nurse asked if I had everything I came with. I replied, "Not quite everything!" which confused her until I held my index finger and thumb about 7mm apart, and then she got a real laugh.
  5. I spy a fun way to kill some time and a few brain cells...
  6. Wordle 1,035 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 816 7️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #313 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  7. 3pm. Seems like very poor planning on my part.
  8. Dear lord, this is not my normal morning routine! A sustained 30 second gurgleshitfart is certainly one way to start the day!
  9. This is definitely the correct forum.
  10. Under normal conditions, my bidet is just a straightforward part of the asshole cleaning process, blasting away detritus like it's designed to do. But today, its use is actually just a precursor to shitting again.
  11. Whenever you do end up getting new rotors, toss an old one through their window.
  12. How many times has your vehicle run over children and/or mannequins?!
  13. I've currently got the 4L chilling in the fridge for a big night of shitting tonight. Seems pretty stupid that they don't have any measurement marks on the jug. Not too jazzed about my chicken broth lunch, and am not looking forward to having it again for dinner.
  14. All good now - thanks!!!
  15. Refreshing, Cookie Monstering, etc. have been ineffective.
  16. Currently a complete shitshow - this screenshot is one of the more legible pages I've seen in the past few minutes. Android, S24+
  17. The one I go to just charges your credit card for the total time from start to finish, regardless of which of the 12 presets you use. Pretty nice not to have to fumble with quarters, etc.
  18. Is he even a real anything?
  19. Wordle 1,034 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 815 8️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #312 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  20. As long as we're all being both obtuse and pedantic, I'll add that there's no such thing as a 2007 Supra.
  21. And then take it to a different inspection station if possible.
  22. 7/10; would probably read again.
  23. If there is ever a way to reliably measure such a thing, I'm pretty sure we'll discover that the guy from the Cabenuva commercial holds the title.
  24. We finished it last night. Pretty entertaining all around. Some of the characters were a little much at times, but their personalities and motivations generally always fit into the story. Definitely need the subtitles though. On a related note, shows like this are why I despise the subscription-specific megathreads in this forum. No way that I would have learned about it if not for @Gil Bang deciding that this warranted its own thread. So thanks for saying "fuck you" to the megathreads, Gil!
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