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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality?
  2. Doomlet accompanied Mrs. Doom to the grocery store today, and while there, he talked her into buying him a bag of Hi-Chew candies which we haven't bought in a while. After tearing into the freshly opened bag (they're all individually sealed within), he confided in me that, "I forgot how good Hi-Chews are when they're ripe."
  3. Sure, but would you like two CDs for free?
  4. Not positive, but I'm pretty sure he became "an accomplished epidemiologist" on social media a few years ago.
  5. We'll just continue stitching together a patchwork of other threads if this one needles him too much.
  6. Dave's not here, man.
  7. The museum's website seems underwhelming and difficult to use, but the collection of photos at TripAdvisor does a credible job at showing the types of remarkable shit that I didn't know was possible prior to my visit. https://www.tripadvisor.com/AttractionProductReview-g39725-d11484815-National_Quilt_Museum_Admission_Pass-Paducah_Kentucky.html#/media/11484815/?albumid=-150&type=ALL_INCLUDING_RESTRICTED&category=-150
  8. My mom would not have approved of Surly.
  9. My mom was a quilter and she forced a detour to the quilt museum in Paducah during some family road trip or another, and while I wanted nothing to do with it and was probably a shitty teenager about the whole thing at first, I came away being very impressed with it and was ultimately very glad we stopped.
  10. Alison Brie >the oysters and brie at Clancy's>>>> French Brie.
  11. Which large instrument did you play in the ass band?
  12. One of our collective problems may well solve itself soon.
  13. The dad who says "gamechanga" looks like a scrotum.
  14. Somethingsomethingsomething says man who didn't read the article or understand the book or the movie.
  15. If there isn't more to this story, those cops should be hung in the town square.
  16. Didn't have to wait long for the first snow.
  17. Well then it's not "taking a #3" - it's just jerking off.
  18. You jerk off in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell?!
  19. New installation passed muster during Morning Dog Patrol.
  20. I've been using it intermittently all day and haven't had any issues until checking just now. I think it's probably still going to have some growing pains here and there with such a precipitous acceleration in its userbase.
  21. By obliging. Edit - this was a shitty, knee-jerk way to respond. I don't want anyone deported (save perhaps actual dangerous criminals), but if it happens, I wish it would somehow start with the people who affirmatively voted for it.
  22. Two barriers of shitty little wire fencing plus a sentinel posted. It was on the porch all along, but used as a sort of "booster" to prop up and position the husks. I'm a little bit nervous about whether either of them will survive. The Smiley Face is hanging together by a thread. The rest of the gang is now safely ensconced in the back garage until next season.
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