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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Spend the $5-10 on a sticker for your bin. I wanted to make my own sign promising to feed the poop to anyone using my can for their dog's poop but Mrs. Doom pointed out that it wasn't very neighborly, and that some people may be too oblivious to understand why this is bothersome. So we bought a large sticker for the lid of our can and haven't had a problem since.
  2. Wordle 1,213 3/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 994 6️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  3. Either too low and blocked by houses, or too much light pollution in suburban Chicago. I suspect the former, as Venus was readily visible. Will try again.
  4. Her face is that of a sexy Muppet.
  5. She's a beady-eyed donut licker.
  6. Heroic fucking effort from Reddick and team today. He's such a fun driver.
  7. ~~~~~ Wordle 1,212 4/6 β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬› πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 993 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. The Poppi commercial where every third word is "soda" can go fuck itself.
  9. Seems to be stuck for me right now, too. Refreshing has no effect.
  10. Wordle 1,211 3/6 πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ¨β¬›πŸŸ©β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 992 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Airport flies often catch my attention for much the same concept.
  12. Who gives a shit when there's some caps that need to be smashed with a hammer?
  13. Wordle 1,210 4/6 πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 991 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Grackles suck. They run off all the better birds.
  15. Received this screenshot via text from Mrs. Doom today. Perhaps I am not solely responsible for the Doomlet's scatalogical sense of humor after all?
  16. Wordle 1,209 3/6 β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨β¬›β¬› πŸŸ¨πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬› 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 990 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Yeah, it's almost perfect. The only (very minor) drawback is that the end of the strap can kind of stick out sometimes, but I have fairly small wrists, so larger wrists might not have the same issue due to less "extra" strap hanging out. I hated the stock strap.
  18. I have the Moon variant on this strap and wouldn't change a thing. https://www.borealiswatch.com/collections/premium-diver-watch-rubber-straps-1970s-style/products/borealis-vulcanized-rubber-strap-20mm-black
  19. The Earth, Sun, Moon, and Mars variants are apparently available online. https://www.swatch.com/en-us/bioceramic-moonswatch-collection/bioceramic-moonswatch.html Sorry about Uranus though.
  20. Wordle 1,208 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ β¬›β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›β¬› β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 989 4️⃣πŸŸ₯ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  21. Yeah, those are pretty finicky, odd cars. Ahead of their time in many ways, like Subaru often was back before they become a soulless purveyor of least common denominators 10ish years ago. This one sounded awesome.
  22. Wordle 1,207 3/6 β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© β¬›β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸ™‚ Daily Quordle 988 9️⃣πŸŸ₯ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. The circumcision joke was unexpected!
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