Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Shart 2024: What's that spot on the bathroom floor?
Yes. Nice work!
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality?
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Shit My Kid Says
Doomlet accompanied Mrs. Doom to the grocery store today, and while there, he talked her into buying him a bag of Hi-Chew candies which we haven't bought in a while. After tearing into the freshly opened bag (they're all individually sealed within), he confided in me that, "I forgot how good Hi-Chews are when they're ripe."
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Sure, but would you like two CDs for free?
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Not positive, but I'm pretty sure he became "an accomplished epidemiologist" on social media a few years ago.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
We'll just continue stitching together a patchwork of other threads if this one needles him too much.
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Dave's not here, man.
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Tracking Trump Administration and Cabinet picks
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
The museum's website seems underwhelming and difficult to use, but the collection of photos at TripAdvisor does a credible job at showing the types of remarkable shit that I didn't know was possible prior to my visit. https://www.tripadvisor.com/AttractionProductReview-g39725-d11484815-National_Quilt_Museum_Admission_Pass-Paducah_Kentucky.html#/media/11484815/?albumid=-150&type=ALL_INCLUDING_RESTRICTED&category=-150- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
My mom would not have approved of Surly.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
My mom was a quilter and she forced a detour to the quilt museum in Paducah during some family road trip or another, and while I wanted nothing to do with it and was probably a shitty teenager about the whole thing at first, I came away being very impressed with it and was ultimately very glad we stopped.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread Part 2
Alison Brie >the oysters and brie at Clancy's>>>> French Brie.- What age is too young...
Which large instrument did you play in the ass band?- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
The dad who says "gamechanga" looks like a scrotum.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Somethingsomethingsomething says man who didn't read the article or understand the book or the movie.- What age is too young...
If there isn't more to this story, those cops should be hung in the town square.- Halloween bullshit
- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread Part 2
Well then it's not "taking a #3" - it's just jerking off.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread Part 2
You jerk off in the bathroom after eating Taco Bell?!- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
FIFY- Halloween bullshit
- PSA: if you still have a Twitter/X account on Nov 15 their new TOS go into effect. 5 days to opt out and delete all, if you want.
I've been using it intermittently all day and haven't had any issues until checking just now. I think it's probably still going to have some growing pains here and there with such a precipitous acceleration in its userbase.- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
By obliging. Edit - this was a shitty, knee-jerk way to respond. I don't want anyone deported (save perhaps actual dangerous criminals), but if it happens, I wish it would somehow start with the people who affirmatively voted for it.- Halloween bullshit
Two barriers of shitty little wire fencing plus a sentinel posted. It was on the porch all along, but used as a sort of "booster" to prop up and position the husks. I'm a little bit nervous about whether either of them will survive. The Smiley Face is hanging together by a thread. The rest of the gang is now safely ensconced in the back garage until next season. - The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
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