Prepuce of Doom

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He didn't know the word for "hairdresser" so he referred to them as "the hair dentist."

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Summer tires perform better than all-seasons (by a long shot) during the warmer months but turn into rock-hard hockey pucks around 40°. I heartily and emphatically recommend the Michelin Pilot Sport line. There are all-season tires that are a mediocre compromise between summer and winter tires. We don't have permanent snow or ice in Chicago, so I actually use all-seasons rather than true winter tires from about Thanksgiving until Easter, give or take. True winter tires/snow tires give very good grip in snow and ice but will deteriorate quickly if driven on regular (i.e., not snowy or icy) roads. If going the true snow tire route, it's also beneficial to try to use a narrower wheel than stock to increase grip in slippery conditions. Edit: most people don't know any better, and some do but don't give a shit, so the overwhelming majority of people in Chicago just rock the same set of uniformly mediocre all season tires year round. It's not as critical to switch here as in other areas with more severe winters.

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I'm pot committed with four sets of their tires right now, but I would happily tell Discount Tire to fuck off forever if such a service was available near me.

Enraging. They want to pester us incessantly about shit ahead of time, then they should be ready when we arrive on time. I just swapped out my summer tires and wheels for my winters, and I got like three emails and five texts from Discount Tire to confirm my appointment over the span of four days, and the fucking assholes still had me waiting for almost an hour and a half past my appointment time before they actually got to work, and then they fucked up the hub rings, so I had to wait another 15 minutes after they first "finished" the job. It turned into an almost two hour timesuck, and the sumbitches have the gall to talk up how booking appointments online saves time. Don't sell me the fucking tires if you're going to waste my time completing the services I paid a premium for down the line. Pretty salty that those buttdicks have bought out Tire Rack, so now they have even less incentive not to suck.

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Same!

The homies are dipshits for not popping off the child safety guard.

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I'm not certain that it's possible (or appropriate?) to describe degrees of sexual orientation with superlatives, but I suspect that this guy from the Cabenuva commercial (promoting an HIV-related pharmaceutical product) might be the gayest person on the planet. If that guy is actually straight, he needs to win an Oscar.

Relatively tame batch of Internet searches this time around, but a few sequences that made me chuckle.

Also colloquially known as the Björk Button.

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I can't imagine that any of these will sell for only $700 like they estimate.

Mrs. Doom calls this The Tour.

Followed the links to take a peek at the items, and noticed that there's a bunch of Texas-related memorabilia from Dusty Hill of ZZ Top also up for bidding right now: https://www.julienslive.com/auctions/catalog/id/505?utm_source=julienslive.com&utm_campaign=sitewidemessage

We got behind and just finished last night. The Ripperoni/Hypershock match (penultimate episode) where they were both crippled and trying their best to get into each other's orbit was pretty entertaining. This was a fun "mid-season" format for a tournament.

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I can't imagine that you're unaware, but you should probably buy a half dozen Tide To Go pens and keep them handy. In addition to saving your shirts, they can also occasionally earn you a tremendous debt of gratitude from clients and others in a work setting. Keeping one in my briefcase/rollerbag has proven indispensable on countless occasions...

There's a Wal-Mart Cyber Monday commercial (gay high school drama teacher or some such) that should be launched into the sun, but I assume that we'll be done with it very soon.

Take out a life insurance policy on the baby first.

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