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  1. Prepuce of Doom
    Start sending increasingly bold messages coming on to the school secretary.
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    PSA: everything from Secret Aardvark is 20% off today only. https://secretaardvark.com/ The basic red and green sauces are staples at our house.
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    Wordle 889 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 670 7️⃣4️⃣ 🟥🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ Entire west side was a bloodbath. Connections Puzzle #167 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Purple is a bit of reach.
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    Same. Sometimes going all the way through the "ding fries are done, ding fries are doooone, ding fries are dooooooooone" portion will dislodge it from my brain.
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    Mrs. Doom discovered his new wallpaper and does not approve of his edits. She has since deleted this picture, but not before allowing me to document it for you people.
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    The resulting photo is now the wallpaper of the phone he uses for Pokémon Go.
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    Wordle 888 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 669 4️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #166 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    What does "(Cannot be eaten until gift is locked)" mean?
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    Wordle 887 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 668 7️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #165 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    I hope all the dead dogs are okay.
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    You've given her ample notice. If she still lacks the requisite pattern detection skills at this stage of the game and at her age, she's never going to learn, so let 'er rip.
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    For the soundtrack of any subsequent video featuring the intactness, might I recommend the "electrical banana" portion of Mellow Yellow by Donovan?
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    Wordle 886 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 667 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #164 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    I had a feeling someone would nail this one - good job (I guess?)! Wordle 885 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 666 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #163 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Has it occurred to you that perhaps she's a devil worshipper?
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    I've got $5 on Artecuno!
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    Wordle 884 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 665 8️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #162 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    Mrs. Doom and I are steeling ourselves for the day when "the perineum is the skin between the anus and the genitals" from this commercial finally makes sense to the Doomlet.
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    That race was a lot more fun than I expected it to be when first looking at the track, but I think a significant part of what made it fun (at least for me) was the chaos/shitshow factor like the oil on the track at the start, random crashes, etc., and nothing that anyone actually deserves credit for.
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    As an Illinois fan, I endorse this message.
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    Wordle 883 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 664 8️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #161 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Sounds like you nearly assembled a mud drivers seat.
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    Wordle 882 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 663 8️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #160 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    Username, etc., -obviously.
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    I have a similar setup - my personal Shittorium is in our basement. We had a plumber out for one thing or another a while back, and he kept asking us oblique questions about how often the basement toilet gets used, etc., in such a manner that it became clear that he didn't exactly believe our answers. After a few rounds of his gentle interrogation, I finally asked him what he was getting at, and he admitted that there was a surprising dearth of toilet paper in the ejector pump holding tank, which in his view was inconsistent with a daily beshitment. When I pointed out the bidet, it all finally made sense to him.

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