Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I don't know - I have given my dogs hundreds (thousands?) of Brown Helmets over the years.
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Black Friday Deals
Surely you're savvy enough to know that this is just marketing-speak designed to appease wives before purchase and PI/PL attorneys after purchase.
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Black Friday Deals
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
That haircut makes his nose look big.
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Real Life Beavis Running For Texas House District 31, US Congress.
If Willem Dafoe, Beavis, and Oscar the Grouch spawned.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
And there's always some not-quite-right proprietary fitment between the original toilet and the replacement parts, regardless of any alleged compatibility.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
He'll die of cancer before he can launch his campaign.
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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
That guy is perfectly cast. I appreciate how this commercial draws more attention to how stupid the Georgia "dog bark" thing is.
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The Chair Company on HBO
There's still another episode left, isn't there?
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Tell me about Milwaukee
Sobelman's has the best cheeseburger in the world as far as I'm concerned. https://sobelmanspubandgrill.com/milwaukee-sobelman-s-food-menu
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Trump’s America
I'd have gone past Webelos if most of these were on the menu.
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Affordable Watches
I dig the little "old timey stoplight" embellishment at the tip of the second hand.
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Classic Car thread
Sounds like the seal is still working. It's failed once you cease to get up before pissing...
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Shit My Kid Says
Lately he's been on a kick to "complete a big challenge" - sleeping outside overnight at the neighborhood park, underneath the jungle gym slide. I explained the concept of curfew to him, and he insisted that police wouldn't look at the park for kids out too late. I countered that the park was exactly where the police look for kids who are out too late, and tried to encourage him to instead consider spending the night hidden somewhere within the vast Cook County Forest Preserves near our house, which was more challenge than he was apparently interested in. When attempting to poke holes in this flight of fantasy, I asked him where he would go to the bathroom if he needed to go during his overnight adventure. "The world is my oyster," he replied. What if you get hungry? "I'll bring some Goldfish crackers. And hotdog buns." We discussed this undertaking throughout most of dinner, and then we watched the Illinois basketball game against UTRGV. It was a little closer than expected in the first half, so he asked Mrs. Doom if he could sleep at the park if Illinois lost. She agreed, and so he rooted against Illinois all game. He's still angling for this adventure today.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
External genitalia.
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Wtf is wrong with you Tampa?
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Trump’s America
This is bonkers.
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Favorite Hot Sauce
I've had bad luck with ordering various hot sauces via Amazon - numerous broken bottles or unsealed/leaky squeeze bottles, and since they're considered food items, most (all?) were basically sent with a "no refunds whatsoever" policy, even for breakage during shipping. Maybe I pissed and moaned enough to get a refund anyway (maybe not - can't remember for certain) but I do remember that my final conclusion was "stop ordering hot sauce via Amazon." Secret Aardvark has a 20% off sitewide sale on Saturday, November 29. https://secretaardvark.com/
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Just asparagus.
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Trump’s America
Wrong. Gas Buddy is your enemy. Gas Buddy tracks your speed and location without your permission and sells the data to your insurance company. https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/01/allstate-sued-for-allegedly-tracking-drivers-behavior-through-third-party-apps/ Fuck Gas Buddy in the goatass.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
He fucking hates it when I do this to him.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Crack the bedroom door, stick just your butt through, drop a giant fart, and close the door.
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UPS Airlines crash on take off at Louisville Airport.
Living close to ORD, I won't miss the high-pitched whine from their engines that seems to carry on the wind far more than other engines.
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UPS Airlines crash on take off at Louisville Airport.
Just like the Jesus Candle and cheap stuffed animal industries are bankrolling drunk drivers, and the black cotton t-shirt cartel is secretly promoting heavy metal bands.
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Ballerina (John Wick: Chapter 5)
Just watched this on a flight. I just can't get over what a preposterous cinematic universe this all inhabits. These movies are great fun for what they are, but I would love to see them get the MST3K treatment.