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  1. Wordle 1,049 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 830 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #327 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  2. If it's not "best," "huge," or "besthuge," then we're going to be underwhelmed.
  3. I think there's almost no chance that Tyson punches Paul to death, and anything less will be a disappointment, so I won't be tuning in.
  4. We're sending help immediately, Mrs. Fletcher!
  5. I have always been interested in perusing a comprehensive collection of the strangest, silliest, and most fucked up warning stickers featuring that one generic humanoid that's always getting fucked up in exciting and novel ways. He's the world's biggest moron, and yet, he's apparently indestructible.
  6. Wordle 1,048 4/6 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 829 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #326 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  7. Wordle 1,047 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 828 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #325 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  8. Wordle 1,046 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 827 7️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #324 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  9. The doctor regrets to inform you that Cybertrucks have Ed Zachary syndrome.
  10. Wordle 1,045 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 826 8️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #323 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  11. Wordle 1,044 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 825 8️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #322 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  12. Abraham Lincoln is thought to have had Marfan Syndrome.
  13. Wordle 1,043 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 824 🟥6️⃣ 5️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #321 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  14. Maybe in the Kobe Bryant thread.
  15. Wordle 1,042 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 823 5️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #320 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 I am so annoyed by the general type of lazy and stupid bullshit like in today's purple that I noticed it immediately. While I got it quickly, I am now that much closer to quitting Connections because of it.
  16. Wordle 1,041 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 822 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #319 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  17. Fucking awesome! I really dig the Sun God.
  18. They're gullible morons with too much discretionary cash, Frank.
  19. Wordle 1,040 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 821 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #318 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  20. I don't even know where cruise control is in any of my cars. Probably used it for less than 20 miles in my entire life. You uninvolved slugs can keep it, but using it doesn't exempt you from getting the fuck over when a faster car catches up to you. You shouldn't be cruising in the left lane anyway. #TeamHank
  21. I don't think we've spent enough time mocking the tires on these things.
  22. I would watch weekly episodes of a TV show featuring nothing but this guy fucking up transactions and social interactions.
  23. Wordle 1,039 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 820 6️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #317 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  24. I see these from time to time. Sometimes I give the driver the middle finger just to balance things out.
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