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  1. Prepuce of Doom
    I buy a few boxes of these sumbitches and toss them all around the corners and doors and nooks and crannies of my garages each fall. They're pretty potent, so I don't know that I'd advise extensive use (any use?) in an indoor living area, but thought I'd share.
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    Dump only one stray cat then?
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    He "signed" a classmate's cast with "Deez Nuts," much to Mrs. Doom's disappointment. ~~~~~ In the cold months, he likes to sit atop the heating vent in the floor of our den whenever the heat is on. But he's now discovered that he can blast hot fart all over the room by farting while seated there. I guess this is payback for all of the times that I have stuck my butt into his bedroom and audibly farted while he's trying to go to sleep.
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    Wordle 877 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 658 4️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #155 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Wordle 876 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 657 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #154 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Back to back max points for using two starters.
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    Lemonhead's consumption problem continues unabated despite the change of location, while Skittle and Milk Dud continue to rot. Peanut M&M is unperturbed and unmolested.
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    Wordle 875 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 656 6️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #153 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Max points for using two starter words.
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    Fuck that shit. I'm rooting for tOSU to crush their hopes for both maximum comeuppance and just to keep the hysteria at a fever pitch between now and November 25th.
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    Wordle 874 4/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 655 4️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #152 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Wordle 873 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 654 4️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #151 🟨🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    The kid in front wanted blood!
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    Mustangs, Chargers, and Camaros banned from the Houston Cars & Coffee due to burnouts and crashes. https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a45766597/mustangs-chargers-and-camaros-banned-from-coffee-and-cars-in-texas/?
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    Wordle 872 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 653 9️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #150 🟨🟩🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Everything was a little harder than it should have been today.
  14. Prepuce of Doom
    Thanks - I'll check it out!
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    Congratulations on the impending spawn! I believe that I'm a bit older and more decrepit than you, but generally speaking, I would encourage you to listen closely to your body if/when you turn up the wick. Sometimes a short term gain can come at the expense of long-term durability...
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    After talking it over with Mrs. Doom, we ultimately decided not to burn the house down, despite @Gil Bang's reasonable and (presumably) well-intentioned advice. We did, however, remove the food sources from our front porch. All demon gourds have been moved to the Putrification Copse, though I only expect for Lemonhead and Peanut M&M to survive, so they are protected by the rickety wire "fence," while Skittle and Milk Dud will have to take their chances.
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    Wordle 871 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 652 3️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #149 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Went out of town for the weekend and came back to a bloodbath.
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    I was in Arizona this weekend and I feel as though I have been defrauded.
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    Hell yes! I tried a few a little bit ago and my shoulders seemed grouchy. I'm hoping to be back on the horse before Thanksgiving, but who knows...
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    My brother and I went to the race. Fun venue and a great race - will probably do it again next year.
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    Wordle 870 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 651 8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #148 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Wordle 869 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 650 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #147 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Wordle 868 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 649 4️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #146 🟦🟩🟨🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    The indignities continue!

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