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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Wordle 1,210 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 991 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. Grackles suck. They run off all the better birds.
  3. Received this screenshot via text from Mrs. Doom today. Perhaps I am not solely responsible for the Doomlet's scatalogical sense of humor after all?
  4. Wordle 1,209 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 990 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  5. Yeah, it's almost perfect. The only (very minor) drawback is that the end of the strap can kind of stick out sometimes, but I have fairly small wrists, so larger wrists might not have the same issue due to less "extra" strap hanging out. I hated the stock strap.
  6. I have the Moon variant on this strap and wouldn't change a thing. https://www.borealiswatch.com/collections/premium-diver-watch-rubber-straps-1970s-style/products/borealis-vulcanized-rubber-strap-20mm-black
  7. The Earth, Sun, Moon, and Mars variants are apparently available online. https://www.swatch.com/en-us/bioceramic-moonswatch-collection/bioceramic-moonswatch.html Sorry about Uranus though.
  8. Wordle 1,208 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 989 4️⃣🟥 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  9. Just enough to win???
  10. Yeah, those are pretty finicky, odd cars. Ahead of their time in many ways, like Subaru often was back before they become a soulless purveyor of least common denominators 10ish years ago. This one sounded awesome.
  11. I'll take Pubix, thanks.
  12. Wordle 1,207 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 988 9️⃣🟥 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. The circumcision joke was unexpected!
  14. Wordle 1,206 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 987 3️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  15. The GT-1 class (many are apparently last year's Trans Am cars) was loud as shit. Only a handful of cars competing in the class, but it was by far the loudest race we happened to see. It's hard to say for sure, but they felt louder than any Cup or Xfinity NASCAR cars I've seen.
  16. Needed an excuse to give the AMG some exercise so I took the Doomlet up to the SCCA Runoffs at RoadAmerica yesterday. Assorted photos:
  17. Wordle 1,205 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 986 9️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  18. I took great pleasure reading this Sternly Worded Note written by the director of Doomlet's flag football league to address some shitty parent and coach behavior.
  19. Are we to just assume he's peeing himself?
  20. I can't remember whether they were featured in the first one or not, but I think perhaps her horny roommate might have shown the goods shortly before the OG Terminator killed her and her boyfriend.
  21. Wordle 1,204 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 985 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 I relish the opportunity to use eliminator words in situations like the SE (that's my favorite thing about these games) but I just plain overlooked the need or opportunity for one today.
  22. I hope this doesn't negatively impact your three-hour lunches!
  23. Appreciated, but we've reserved the DVD from our local library.
  24. I'm trying to instill in the Doomlet a healthy fear of technology by showing him the Terminator series of movies. I considered showing them in chronological order rather than release order, but figured I might run into resistance if I started with relatively modern movies built for the modern ADD brain and then sprung a slow burn on him (like the first Terminator) in the middle of the story.
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