Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
"What has nine arms and sucks?" is usually a pretty good way to gauge someone's Def Leppard street cred.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
Tell me more about this Greasy Cove.
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High
Generally speaking, you ( @Knoxtnhorn) need to be careful with dosages if/when you change over to a different product. 125mg of normal edibles (i.e., not loophole-in-the-law quasi-weed) would be a real shitshow for you.
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Classic Car thread
Agreed - "turbo weather" may be mostly in my head, but I also often feel like I can notice a difference in my turbocharged vehicles when it's chilly out.
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Classic Car thread
Days when you get to drive both leisure cars are special days indeed. I had far too few of them this summer... But I just replaced the heater in the Skylark so I'll have more good opportunities to drive it well into the fall than I have the past few years. When it was in storage at my stepmom's house for a few years after my dad passed away but before I built a second garage in order to be able to store more cars at my house, a large family of field mice took up residence in the various nooks and crannies under the hood. Note all the crud pictured below. As such, I had the heater bypassed until a week or two ago. Some of my fondest memories of driving it myself as a kid (and riding in it with my parents) were from cool fall nights with the top down and the cold wind blowing while our feet and lower bodies roasted in the heat. I've been taking it out on cool nights at every opportunity...
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
It's right at 20 years, but Katrina fucked a few things up in Miami/Broward, and we were without power in Kendall for almost three weeks after Wilma rolled through.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Guilty as charged. Their chocolate covered animal crackers are pretty solid, too.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,195 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 976 8️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
You have my permission to borrow Prepuce of Doom for this specific purpose.
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2024 fuck fantasy football
Yeah, it's straight up. They’re both almost equivalent in terms of projected total points/remaining points, etc., so I figured what the hell and accepted. I might be fucking myself by un-diversifying my portfolio, or I might benefit from the synergy - who knows...
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
[Cheech] This shit's pure Labrador, man... [/Chong]
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I think we're well past the evidence gathering stage and the statute of limitations, plus, I believe that the frozenpiss soaked into carpeting upon melting.
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2024 fuck fantasy football
Need help with a proposed trade. I've got Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson, and I've been offered Ja'Marr Chase in exchange for Jefferson. It's a .5PPR league. Normally I would jump on the opportunity to stack the points between my QB and his #1 WR, but I am a little apprehensive about it in this instance. I don't know whether we should trust the Bengals much this year - feels to me like the kind of decision that's ripe for a lot of second guessing in the future. Any thoughts?
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
The same general concept applies to urinating onto a baking sheet and then freezing it. The thinner the resulting pisscicle, the more doors it can fit under (but the less time you have to get from freezer to victim...). My brother once did this to the office of a hated professor.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,194 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 975 8️⃣9️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Getting old sucks
Add "The Botoxed Scrotums" to YGIFS's list of potential band names.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,193 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 974 3️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Affordable Watches
I would also appreciate a little bit of additional background (even just a link) in some of your posts (and posts from others, too) when it's not too much trouble.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,192 5/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 973 6️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
This is a natural outcome of being jostled and shaken during transit. Caramel corn is heavier than cheese corn.
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Every so often, rainbow sherbet really hits the spot.
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2024 NASCAR thread
It was enjoyable watching Ty Gibbs slowly suffocate in real time.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,191 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 972 8️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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