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  1. And doing stuff to the soil (NTTAWWT).
  2. I prefer to believe that this license plate is a clever fart joke.
  3. Wordle 965 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 746 4️⃣5️⃣ 9️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #243 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  4. Wordle 964 5/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 745 3️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ NE flummoxed me all day. I gave up and looked at a Scrabble word finder for my penultimate guess. Add me to the dunce cap brigade. Connections Puzzle #242 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  5. Eight.
  6. I'm out of town for a work trip right now and received this text from Mrs. Doom.
  7. Wordle 963 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 744 7️⃣🟥 5️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 Connections Puzzle #241 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Amusing starting arrangement for the first row of Connections (though I wouldn't be surprised if everyone got this pattern): And an even more amusing final arrangement that I'm pretty sure is a sentence that @Uncle Boobs regularly uses:
  8. I've lived in both cities, and while LA is a lot more geographically spread out such that there are some areas that are better than others in this respect, I think that overall, LA drivers get an undeserved reputation for being bad. They are impatient and expect you to have your shit together, but they will allow you to merge or change lanes in circumstances when a Miami driver would deliberately squeeze you out. I am a very fast and aggressive driver, and I fucking loved driving on the freeways in Miami. If you're an apex predator, you can drive with near impunity. Miami surface streets are Thunderdome though.
  9. This also applies to Miami.
  10. Same. Those were my favorites as a child (second only to the General Lee, and perhaps the Bandit's Firebird) and there's a nonzero chance that I may have to scratch that itch someday.
  11. The Expanse - not even worried. True Detective Season 1 - I'll be rescued, but probably not before enduring some unpleasantness. True Detective Season 4 - I might as well just disrobe and walk into the ocean myself.
  12. Wordle 962 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ^^^idiotic fourth turn. Daily Quordle 743 7️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #240 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  13. I'll see you all on 6/14 and 6/15!
  14. For what very little it's worth, I find the intro and the accompanying theme song to be exceptionally captivating. We watch this show with the subtitles on, and listening to the song, reading the lyrics, and watching the "collage-style" opening sequence is always a sensory overload of allocating my attention.
  15. This is yet another instance of how and why we need a "post of the day" feature.
  16. Wordle 961 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 742 6️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #239 🟦🟦🟦🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  17. It feels like they're just making stuff up as they go.
  18. My work-issued laptop is smaller than I prefer, with a monitor that is too small to comfortably split in half with two simultaneous windows. I bought this last summer and am pretty pleased with it. I could be wrong, but I think it was recommended by Wirecutter.
  19. Wordle 960 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 741 6️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #238 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. You should have just acted like it was yours all along.
  21. He's been singing this around the house for the past hour. He doesn't know what "cock" means, though he'll probably find out when he inevitably gets in trouble for singing it at school on Monday.
  22. Wordle 959 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 740 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #237 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  23. Booth review did not involve a microscope...
  24. We agree on that!
  25. Welp, I'm on the board. Thought that I barely squeaked by, but upon immediate review, the officials in the booth found enough evidence to overturn the call on the field. Just barely enough to qualify on a technicality, but a shart is like being pregnant or dead - it is or it isn't.
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