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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Wordle 1,190 4/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 971 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  2. Cards Against Humanity is suing Elmo. https://blockclubchicago.org/2024/09/20/cards-against-humanity-suing-elon-musks-spacex-over-land-it-bought-to-block-trumps-wall/
  3. Wordle 1,189 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 970 5️⃣9️⃣ 8️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
  4. It wasn't. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Bull_Racing_Team#:~:text=Red Bull Racing Team%2C also known as,Bull founders Dietrich Mateschitz and Chaleo Yoovidhya.
  5. I'm not a player - I just fuck a lot.
  6. Hobson's Choice is when there is essentially only one choice truly available ("take it or leave it"). Superhero gave us a false dilemma, where there are other options besides the ones presented.
  7. I don't know whether I could look it up even if I wanted to, but I am pretty sure I have picked him in past years. Might dust that one off for next season if he's still on the board then...
  8. Wordle 1,188 4/6 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 969 9️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. This guy looks like a thumb.
  10. Go to a store and talk to a salesperson. Leave and go to another if that one fucks you around, and tell the person at the second store that you were hoping for better service than at the first store.
  11. Wordle 1,187 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 968 3️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  12. Anyone who has been enjoying this general discussion might also appreciate this essay. It's a good bit longer than the introduction pasted below. It's from a list serve that I subscribe to - highly recommended, and I don't want to deprive them of clicks, etc. Link to full article: https://aeon.co/essays/is-life-a-complex-computational-process? I'm sure there's an option to subscribe somewhere - again, I highly recommend it.
  13. I also take umbrage with today's Wordle. Wordle 1,186 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 967 7️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Old thread bump, but I suspect that this is actually a very small leak in your mask that happens to be blowing on your eye, not that your eye has somehow begun spewing air.
  15. Wordle 1,185 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 966 4️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  16. Interesting chronology of rather bleak searches on Friday the 13th. (not sure if the sizing of the crop may render it illegible - let me know if so and I can try again...)
  17. Wordle 1,184 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 965 7️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  18. Not in the slightest!!!
  19. Wordle 1,183 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 964 8️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  20. Didn't click the link because I'm not burning one of my handful of monthly free articles on this.
  21. Wordle 1,182 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 963 6️⃣5️⃣ 🟥7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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