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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Old thread bump, but I suspect that this is actually a very small leak in your mask that happens to be blowing on your eye, not that your eye has somehow begun spewing air.
  2. Wordle 1,185 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 966 4️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  3. Interesting chronology of rather bleak searches on Friday the 13th. (not sure if the sizing of the crop may render it illegible - let me know if so and I can try again...)
  4. Wordle 1,184 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 965 7️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  5. Not in the slightest!!!
  6. Wordle 1,183 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 964 8️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  7. Didn't click the link because I'm not burning one of my handful of monthly free articles on this.
  8. Wordle 1,182 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 963 6️⃣5️⃣ 🟥7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  9. Going to be a disappointing class this year - quit with the monthly updates just because of how far gone they were the last time I checked. My landscapers tried to throw them away (that was a difficult and strange conversation for everyone given the language barrier...), so I hid them deeper into the undergrowth just because I am rarely home when they come.
  10. Watching this on a loop is a little reminiscent of one of the monsters from Jacob's Ladder.
  11. Wordle 1,181 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 962 5️⃣3️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Wordle 1,180 3/6 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 961 6️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. If you come after the interrobang, I think you could maybe just gofuckyourself?!
  14. It's '80s, etc.
  15. Wordle 1,179 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 960 8️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. If you are someone who enjoys this type of exploratory "reward-based" undertaking but wish that it fostered even more interactivity and/or obsessive compulsiveness, you might also enjoy adding Pokémon Go to your walks. Doomlet talked me into playing with him one night last summer and we're both still hooked. It can be complicated as shit or fairly straightforward, depending on how deeply involved you care to get and how far down the rabbit hole you wish to go. It's been a very rewarding father/son activity.
  17. This was an entertaining, trashy, and sad show. Travis would absolutely ruin Kevin.
  18. Wordle 1,178 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 959 3️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 1,177 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 958 3️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. I feel as though there's an untapped market for replicas of Spencer's poster display setups from back in the day. Someone needs to license all those old posters and allow people to build their own displays of ~20 custom selections.
  21. Wordle 1,175 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 956 4️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. That's an $88 watch if ever there was one.
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