Prepuce of Doom
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
I took great pleasure reading this Sternly Worded Note written by the director of Doomlet's flag football league to address some shitty parent and coach behavior.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Are we to just assume he's peeing himself?
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Skynet is real...
I can't remember whether they were featured in the first one or not, but I think perhaps her horny roommate might have shown the goods shortly before the OG Terminator killed her and her boyfriend.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,204 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 985 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 I relish the opportunity to use eliminator words in situations like the SE (that's my favorite thing about these games) but I just plain overlooked the need or opportunity for one today.
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
I hope this doesn't negatively impact your three-hour lunches!
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Skynet is real...
Appreciated, but we've reserved the DVD from our local library.
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Skynet is real...
I'm trying to instill in the Doomlet a healthy fear of technology by showing him the Terminator series of movies. I considered showing them in chronological order rather than release order, but figured I might run into resistance if I started with relatively modern movies built for the modern ADD brain and then sprung a slow burn on him (like the first Terminator) in the middle of the story.
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Skynet is real...
...and it's trying to prevent us from watching Terminator 3. There's no other acceptable explanation for why it's not available on any streaming service in the United States.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,203 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 984 7️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Who decided that a TD should be called a "Tuddy"?
I've had reasonable success purging this blight from my fantasy football text thread. I made it clear that I would text the group a picture of goatse every time someone used the term. As you can likely imagine, this plan wasn't without its own controversy, but it all eventually worked out to my satisfaction.
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Industry (HBO)
Binged this over the past few weeks. Of all the shows I've watched, it was one of them... It was entertaining enough (particularly as it went on) but I have a feeling that I will eventually forget ever having watched it - has the vibe of a show where the only time I'll ever think of it again is when something else in some other show reminds my wife or me of something from this show and then we'll struggle to make the connection for a while.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,202 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 983 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Not new, not classic, semi-old shitbox car thread
Used Outback (or Crosstrek, if you want smaller).
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Shart 2024: What's that spot on the bathroom floor?
Shart-n-Smut
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Israel vs everyone war thread
This is a remarkable euphemism.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,201 4/6 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 982 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,200 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 981 6️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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All things SNL
Like much moreso than typical.
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All things SNL
I don't know where this Jelly Roll character came from or why he's suddenly unavoidable, but I have a strong suspicion that he was created by a marketing agency similar to how the Sex Pistols were just a marketing stunt designed to capture and replicate (and profit from) a certain vibe.
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Classic Car thread
The guy who works on my Skylark keeps trying to convince me to abandon its wire wheels despite knowing that they were my dad's favorite thing about the car and therefore have illogical sentimental value to me ("just put some period correct rally wheels on it and hang the goddamn wire wheels on the wall of your garage!!!"), and I have to agree that they're a real hassle, especially when they lose their seal during winter storage and I have to periodically fuck around refilling them to prevent damage to the tires. But boy, do they look nice when they're clean...
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,199 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 980 5️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,198 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 979 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,197 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 978 6️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM
FIFY
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cfbscoreboard.com
Not meant to be a complaint in any way, but just a heads up in case it's something worth investigating or troubleshooting. The score in the Michigan Minnesota game was considerably behind in time a few minutes ago.