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    I am convinced that Reba McIntyre is some kind of next-gen Muppet.
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    There's a hellraising teenage boy with a Miami/Mexico Blue (at least in Porsche colors - don't know what special location GM has appended to their version of that shade of blue...) Camaro ZL1 in my neighborhood. His girlfriend lives down the street from me, and I've been (and still am) tempted to write him a well-intended and politely-worded note about how he needs to be more chill with driving on his "home turf" due to how distinctive his car is. I haven't left a note for a variety of reasons, but I may try to talk to him one on one if the opportunity ever presents itself. He's not the biggest menace to the neighborhood (that honor goes to the kid in the JDM A80 Supra...) but I suspect that he's probably responsible for a lot of the burnout marks that are appearing in greater and greater numbers...
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    Wordle 827 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 608 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #105 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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    There's a dude who brings a boattail Auburn to my local show sometimes. It's hypnotic in its magnificence.
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    Wordle 826 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 607 7️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #104 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Wordle 825 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 606 5️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #103 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    Is @BeardIP short for @Beard(edH)IP(STER)? I'd give you "consistent bronze," and I wouldn't agree but I wouldn't argue with "consistent silver," but "consistent gold" is too much...
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    "-Hnnng!"
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    I find McSweeney's to be pretty far up its own ass most of the time, but this is an entertaining read. https://www.patreon.com/posts/colin-nissans-of-30183394
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    Wordle 824 2/6 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 605 8️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #102 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Purple was trash.
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    Wordle 823 3/6 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 604 8️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #101 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    Ice cream surrounded by a chewy rice-based substance. Doesn't make any sense, but that doesn't matter one bit. Buy some next time you're at the store. Give it a minute or two out of the freezer before you eat it for maximum texture enjoyment.
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    Not enough donut tracks in your cul-de-sac.
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    I believe you have mistaken Lazlo for Lamar.
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    Very low expectations for this year's (well, last year's) new monster. As previously reported, someone or something has eaten much of its ass, and not in the good way. There's a real Frank Beamer quality to it now, at least as far as I can tell without disturbing it. It kept tipping over and I eventually gave up on propping it up, and I have little faith that it will stand upright very easily or for very long once I extract it from the bushes. But who knows - maybe we'll be pleasantly surprised in a couple of weeks. And the previous two have fared well by spending the offseason in my garage.
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    One of the most entertaining and target-rich locations for people watching is at the bar at the end of the terminal near the Spirit gates at MSY.
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    Almost every time I eat a mochi ball, I stop and think for a moment about how much of my life was wasted before I ever ate my first one.
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    ^^^^in case you ever wondered what the lovechild of Robert Loggia and Barbara Bush might look like, I direct your attention to the "person" in the lower right.
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    Wordle 822 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 603 6️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #100 🟦🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Tricky Connections today - frustrating and fun.
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    His stupid face is so hateably, punchably wide. And the way he says "bucks" - beuugghkz.
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    Wordle 821 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 602 7️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #99 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    Wordle 820 3/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 601 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #98 🟨🟨🟨🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟦🟩 🟩🟪🟩🟪 Had a perfect game going into Connections (at least when using two started words), but that sank quickly. Connections brought the heat today...
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    I really hope that enough people steal enough shit from self checkouts that they disappear. We've quit shopping at our (formerly) favorite grocery store because they only seem to have one human checker at a time and the self checkouts fucking suck donkey dicks through a shit straw.
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