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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. I would be a little surprised. He seems to enjoy the theoretical and abstract aspects of potty humor more than the reality. For example, it's a real ordeal getting him to carry the dogpoobag while on walks. He will eventually agree to it, but he holds it by the knot in the bag with just his thumb and index finger, and he holds it off to the side of his body as much as possible, like a stereotypical cartoon character who might be saying "PEE-YOO!!!" and fanning the air in front of their nose with the other hand. He talks the talk, but that's about it...
  2. That sucks. On the bright side, I know where you can get a used Audi for cheap.
  3. That's just what I call it. He gets the base humor from my side of the family...
  4. No, you aren't.
  5. Wordle 1,164 3/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 945 6️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Maybe it just looked bad on TV, but those fireworks that went off as Lando crossed the finish line looked like they made one hell of a dangerous condition for the rest of the field with the amount of smoke that suddenly blanketed the track.
  7. He's off getting a haircut right now. Haircuts have been a source of significant stress and strife for all of us in the past, and this one is no different (he's been told that any bullshit means a loss of Fartnite privileges for at least a week, so hopefully he can make it through without a tantrum...) and apparently Mrs. Doom has allowed him to use her phone while waiting. Either that, or my wife has joined the dark side of juvenile humor, which seems unlikely. *edit - he apparently also sent a similar barrage of poop gifs to his maternal grandmother.
  8. Wordle 1,163 5/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 944 7️⃣6️⃣ 9️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  9. Wordle 1,162 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 943 6️⃣9️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  10. Yeah, no shit.
  11. Wordle 1,161 5/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 942 6️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ I think it took me almost as long to enter my two starter words as it took to solve Quordle today.
  12. Prepuce of Doom replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    My oldballs touched the poopwater in an exceptionally poorly designed hotel toilet multiple times this past week. 1L Smartwater bottle for scale. The only adult this thing is sized for is Cotton Hill. Regardless, I do not care one bit for this development or for what it portends.
  13. Perplexing combinations of message board threads.
  14. They should be held under water.
  15. Does she also consume toothpaste straight from the tube?!
  16. Surprise! Your gas tank is now full of cat piss.
  17. Rather than brushing his teeth in the bathroom like a self-sufficient, capable, and competent human being, he just sauntered into the family room with a mouth full of toothpaste. Edit for clarity - the brush was never involved. This isn't a "wandering toothbrusher" situation, it's a "instead of brushing my teeth, I will just apply toothpaste to my teeth" situation. I assume that the plan (inasmuch as there was any forethought whatsoever) was to eventually swallow it, but I yelled at him soon enough that he spit it out.
  18. If the first few replies are any indication, the only ones continuing to engage are goddamn morons. ~~~~~ I think there's something to be said for using Twitter as a remote video hosting/linking platform and little else. Let that asshole foot the bill for it...
  19. It's probably marketing bullshit, but the brand Kandoo seems to have a slightly more convincing explanation of being less terrible to flush than others. I only use them while traveling. Most of my friends and family are all on board the Bidet Train (some because I previously surreptitiously installed a bidet without their permission while visiting) but I probably wouldn't use the Kandoo wipes at a private residence.
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