Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Prepuce of Doom
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I’ve got a magic time machine
Username does or does not check out, depending.
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,155 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 936 8️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Strong disagreement with NW. *edit - I just thought this was a bullshit variation of hummus, not that it was a dirty word.
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Shit My Kid Says
He came home from school with a "penis" drawn on his forehead. He drew it himself. If he had done a better job, he probably would have been home earlier...
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Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,154 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 935 4️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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Post a pic that makes you lol
George Peppard also contributed to this project.
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I’ve got a magic time machine
Cheap "loophole" answer that misses the point of all this? Go get the Hope Diamond, bring it back to the present, profit. My answer in the spirit of the thread? Assuming that the machine's omniscience extends to cover all things that are yet to happen, I would probably come up with a list of the most unlikely events and make requests in ascending order of likelihood. Start off with something like "when aliens openly announce their presence on Earth" and then maybe "1 year after the singularity" and maybe some other cool future shit, and if none of that "takes" then the birth of my first grandchild and if that one strikes out, I would probably go hang out with my parents for an hour one more time.
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Matthew Perry - Dead at 54
- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Thanks! I have heard him say "skibidi toilet" before, but he also uses "skibidi" to modify lots of other things, too. And his generation is already brain rotten.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Surprised that "deez" isn't on there. Doomlet regularly uses Ohio (anything stupid, weird, or fucked up because those kinds of things happen in Ohio) and skibidi (unclear meaning - seems rather generic), Ligma (I assume that Sigma is just a regional variation on Ligma Balls?), and rizz (charisma, though this has been out of favor for a while now because tryhard adults have adopted it).- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,153 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 934 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩- 2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Famous Anus- two people hit by truck in Tarrytown, one dead, the other in serious condition
Why hasn't the neighborhood escalated the shit out of things for this guy yet? Set his fucking truck on fire or something. Sounds like there's a long list of suspects, so even if they have detectives working in shifts, it will likely never be solved...- JD Vance Fucked 5 couches as a hillbilly, then went on to kill the pope
Probably a hypertension enthusiast.- Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Not sure whether this thread is where you meant to post this, so perhaps you're playing with fire right now... How heavy were your pours?- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Move the tape around so that the pickleball dimensions are all fucked up.- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,152 5/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 933 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩- USAA canceled my car insurance after 28 years
Don't buy insurance from Rob Gronkowski.- This guy doesn't like cops
"Capital F!!!" That cop showed remarkable restraint.- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
Wordle 1,151 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 932 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩- Metallica
Both nights were excellent. I tried to avoid looking at the previous set lists in advance, but it appears that there's a fair amount of overlap in terms what they play from city to city (which isn't exactly surprising, and isn't meant to sound like a criticism) so probably not a ton of variance throughout the tour. Crowd was even mellower than I expected, but if you wanted to find a mosh pit, there were almost always a few dedicated locations on the floor where things were rowdy. This was Doomlet's first concert, and he crapped out on attending the second night. He doesn't do very well with events of unspecified/unknown duration, and he had a busy day outside doing summer camp shit (and refused to go to bed early the night before, or sleep in the morning of the show because he knows everything...), and the process exiting Soldier Field is a complete and total shitshow, so that kind of burned him out on the experience at the end of the night. We're all going to Iron Maiden in a couple of months, so we'll see how that goes....- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
"And forgetting about your restaurant altogether is even easier than that!"- Classic Car thread
I've had the heater core bypassed for the past few years after mice took up brief residence there (pro tip: don't leave granola bars and peanut butter cheese crackers in the glove box when a car goes into storage...) but I am having a new one put in soon. There's nothing quite like driving a convertible with the top down on a crisp fall (or spring, but fall is somehow better) night and having the heat cranking on your feet. I've missed that specific experience enough that I'm having the work done just for the enjoyment I'll get a few times a year...- Metallica
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Anyone - restauranteurs or patrons - who believes that takeout menus are obsolete should be flung into outer space.- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
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