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  1. Prepuce of Doom
    I think that I might be able to do a burpee with my toe at this point, but I think there's a relatively significant non-zero chance that it could be a terrible mistake, so I'm going to continue sitting on the IR until after the holiday weekend, if for no other reason than I don't want to be reinjured for the weekend...
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    Wordle 799 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 580 6️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Pretty pleased with each stage of Quordle. Connections Puzzle #77 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    He just exclaimed, "Penis burgers!" to express frustration.
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    Wordle 798 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 579 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #76 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    I remember being very confused as a child because while I had heard of black people, all I had ever seen was brown people. I distinctly remember arguing with a babysitter over whether Bill Cosby was black or brown.
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    Absolute dealbreaker for me. Dumb.
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    Wordle 797 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 578 6️⃣8️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #75 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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    Who are you calling ass people?
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    ^^^^that blackout you linked is pretty sharp.
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    That was surprisingly entertaining.
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    You probably haven't seen it unless you watch motorsports, but the Advance Auto Parts commercial where Abuela (she makes the best tostadas) inexplicably arrives at the end of the commercial all dressed up like some kind of tough guy biker type. It's stupid, pandering, and doesn't even make sense.
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    Dumbass move after my two starter words in both Wordle and Quordle. Post-COVID cognitive decline - made stupid errors in these games the first week or two after having it previously as well. Wordle 795 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 576 8️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #73 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
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    Wordle 794 4/6 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 575 3️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #72 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Some of (but not all of) the ants?
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    According to today's Road & Track daily email, some wide-faced Waco YouTube dipshit burned down an F8 hotdogging it through a cornfield.
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    Unseen forces are conspiring against me and my efforts. Had COVID last week (still testing positive, but feel more or less okay), and doing a set of 20 for the first time felt like it did back in last January. But I persevered until I stubbed the shit out of my big toe running into a concrete curb, which will sideline me for at least another few days, or maybe even a week or more. But it's a lot better than I thought (technically, it's less terrible than I feared) so it probably won't be a long-term issue. Hope not, at least...
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    Another In A Series of Bad Choices
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    Wordle 793 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 574 5️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #71 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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    This would drive me to quit whatever profession it is that has to endure it. But fuck Microsoft Word in the goatass anyway.
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    Wordle 792 2/6 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 573 8️⃣5️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #70 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Wordle 791 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 572 7️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #69 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Fatfingered one there - should have been perfect...
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    I don't know which was worse (or if there was even a practical distinction) - KD, or Osco-brand vodka, which was about $7 per 1.75L in the late '90s. The fact that I can't even find a picture of the Osco vodka has to count for something...
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    Message received, Mrs. Druski.
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    Wordle 790 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 571 9️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #68 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 NW in Quordle flummoxed the shit out of me. Had to use an eliminator and a "placement confirmation" word to finally get it.
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    Unless the residents were there before the golf course (unlikely), these passive aggressive shitheads who came to the nuisance can fuck right off. I hope some dickhead rockets each of those balls through their windows and then takes a shit in their bucket.

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