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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Dude really should put his head in the toilet.
  2. Park Ridge. The "show" for my buddy's dad's birthday party where they block off their street and everyone brings their fun cars that I've posted pictures from the past few years was in Barrington, but alas, last year was it - the Birthday Boy is now in his 90s and it's getting to be too much...
  3. Born to Shit ~~~ Shit to Live
  4. Turned on one of the Olympic track and field relay races the other night. I can't remember the exact question, but the boy basically asked what the baton was, and I told him it was like an aluminum paper towel tube that the runners hand off to each other. His response was, "Oh, I thought they all had iron hands."
  5. Wordle 1,143 4/6 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 924 7️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Stared at NE for a long time...
  6. Has this guy never heard of a greyhound?! This is my dog and she would whip his ass, obviously.
  7. This movie is intense as hell.
  8. Wordle 1,142 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 923 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. I just saw some asshole Disney+ commercial that spoiled the ending of ~15 of its movies and TV shows.
  10. Just my personal opinion and experience. Same here, but it's always relatively short-lived, and generally fairly "one dimensional" for lack of a better term. And the "holy shit, hold on tight, try to maintain the appearance of normality while internally riding a roller coaster" aspect of vape pens (which is what I enjoy the most about them) really only occurs for me when it's been a while and my tolerance has reset a bit...
  11. Vape pens are like watching a movie on your phone on a plane. Technically accomplishes the objective, but is not the Platonic ideal. Edibles are like watching a movie on a meh home theater setup. Flower is like a badass movie theater.
  12. I don't understand why this is no longer featured on 8/8. It used to be easy to remember to tune in... Watching the Tetris wizards is some seriously stressful shit.
  13. Beaver nugs.
  14. Wordle 1,140 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 921 9️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  15. Wordle 1,139 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 920 5️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. They’re both morons because all their shit is irregular and misshapen.
  17. Quoted just to get it onto this page. I would enjoy observing more of this person doing whatever this is.
  18. I'm curious whether anyone else had a similar experience with They Might Be Giants. I enjoyed their music for a good while during my adolescence, but then one day I guess I just had enough. It was like a switch flipped. I don't hate them or anything, but I somehow went from liking them to complete indifference. It would be okay with me if I never heard any of it again. I had the same experience with watching Law & Order and it's progeny - just unexpectedly but definitively exceeded a threshold one day. Anyone else suddenly grow weary of the TMBG whimsy?
  19. This was a highly frustrating 4. Wordle 1,138 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 919 6️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  20. I was waiting to walk across Broadway in Manhattan yesterday and some jerkoff in a Cybertruck came dawdling by (nearly causing gridlock but for an unexpected opening) and the schmuck behind the wheel made a big showing of putting his hands behind his head and looking out the driver's window as the truck continued to move along. The lady waiting next to me remarked that, "I don't know anything about cars, but that thing looks like it cost a million bucks. And the guy driving it looks like a real piece of shit." I told her that it cost considerably less than that, and that I was positive that the driver is a piece of shit.
  21. Wordle 1,137 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 918 5️⃣4️⃣ 9️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. Just finished this last night - absolute masterpiece. As previously mentioned periodically throughout the thread, the way the scientist and the bureaucrat each evolve as people was really well-done, just as the similarities and contrasts of how Soviet policy got them into the problem in the first place, and the community-over-all aspect of communism (and/or the threat of punishment) helped solve the problem, or at least keep it from getting worse. Highly recommended, and this thread should be periodically bumped for the benefit of other latecomers.
  23. Give us more information about him and maybe we can all come up with different ways to fuck with him such that you could eventually tell him that you were behind it all and that he's a gullible dingdong who lacks critical thinking skills.
  24. Take it to CR!
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