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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. The engine note is designed to automatically and fully cinch up all scrotums within earshot.
  2. That's a pretty funny name for a watch accessory company (based in Chicago, no less). Would be even funnier if it was called The Veblenest. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veblen_good
  3. Prepuce of Doom replied to Lurch's topic in Music
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  5. The number of stickers on their vehicle functions as a proxy for expertise.
  6. I don't know what the shit any of this is about, but I figured it might be helpful to share.
  7. Retsyn, dipshit!
  8. Same. Something about connecting to my privates?
  9. Wordle 1,146 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 927 7️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Enjoy the anatomically correct logo.
  11. https://thechophouserestaurant.com/
  12. You only rent corn.
  13. Randomly select a few non-affiliated and inexperienced spectators prior to each event.
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  15. You want to know how I know you've never been to Willendorf?
  16. I really need to know what this person's doctor prescribed.
  17. Yeah, the Cutlass holds a special place in my heart - it was the first car my Dad ever bought new, and was the car he had during my earliest memories. He was eventually delighted to replace it with an '85 Maxima.
  18. Wordle 1,144 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 925 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  19. Dude really should put his head in the toilet.
  20. Park Ridge. The "show" for my buddy's dad's birthday party where they block off their street and everyone brings their fun cars that I've posted pictures from the past few years was in Barrington, but alas, last year was it - the Birthday Boy is now in his 90s and it's getting to be too much...
  21. Born to Shit ~~~ Shit to Live
  22. Turned on one of the Olympic track and field relay races the other night. I can't remember the exact question, but the boy basically asked what the baton was, and I told him it was like an aluminum paper towel tube that the runners hand off to each other. His response was, "Oh, I thought they all had iron hands."
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