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  1. Wordle 922 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 703 6️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #200 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  2. Dave's not here, man.
  3. Wordle 921 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 702 9️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 Connections Puzzle #199 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Caught in the same NW/SE pincer movement as almost everyone else....
  4. Goddammit, Romanowski was going to be my secret weapon this year.
  5. Who the fuck are half of those people? And who the fuck are you?
  6. Wordle 920 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 701 3️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #198 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 SW in Quordle was some dumbass bullshit, and Connections seemed poorly constructed.
  7. As of right now, I have 39 points from Tom Sizemore. Who else scored this season?
  8. Wordle 919 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 700 3️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #197 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  9. There comes a certain level of fatherhood in which, given sufficiently wide wrapping paper, any object can be wrapped by making just one cut with scissors and only three pieces of Scotch tape.
  10. Wordle 918 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 699 7️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #196 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  11. It's on the guy getting passed to just slow down for a minute or two.
  12. Wordle 917 3/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 698 8️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #195 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  13. Wordle 916 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 697 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #194 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  14. True, but it's also pretty gratifying to pass the same car twice.
  15. "Toad in the hole" which is also how we sometimes refer to the act of coitus.
  16. Wordle 915 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 696 3️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #193 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  17. You missed it because you're operating on baboon time?
  18. I think it's safe to say that we're each already familiar with Twitter.
  19. Wordle 914 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 695 6️⃣8️⃣ 9️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #192 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 I also stumbled into the NW through a calculated gamble.
  20. Need help in deciding which team defense to use: Washington (at NYJ, who is giving up the second most points according to our league's settings), Green Bay (at Carolina, who is giving up the third most points), or Seattle (at Tennessee, who is giving up the eighth most points). I think I am leaning towards Washington.
  21. Wordle 913 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 694 3️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #191 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  22. The sun can have them too.
  23. It's the working / professional version of end of elementary school year superlatives: "& The award for "Did Not Miss Even A Single Day Of School" goes to..." Any adult who prioritizes a certificate of accomplishment over their coworkers' health and safety is a worthless piece of shit that should be shot into the sun.
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