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  1. Prepuce of Doom
    I was going to go with "down is *a* direction" myself.
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    Chicks dig butthole-eyes.
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    Wordle 1,215 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 996 8️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Got myopic in the SW and overlooked not one but (at least!) two other possibilities. Should have used an eliminator word...
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    I'm hearing that you can get AIDS from a toilet seat.
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    Whatever crud was attached to the comet or meteorite that spawned life on Earth was a Von Neumann probe created by some other unknowable species of assholes and we are just the current iteration and someday we (or whatever "we" and our DNA is by that time) will launch our own variation on the theme. It's our flawed and myopic perception of time/time scales that makes this seem improbable upon initial consideration. Rinse and repeat.
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    This happy coincidence of having the same plane for both the first and the second leg of air travel takes some of the usual annoyance out of connecting in PHX.
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    Wordle 1,214 5/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 995 8️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
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    Spend the $5-10 on a sticker for your bin. I wanted to make my own sign promising to feed the poop to anyone using my can for their dog's poop but Mrs. Doom pointed out that it wasn't very neighborly, and that some people may be too oblivious to understand why this is bothersome. So we bought a large sticker for the lid of our can and haven't had a problem since.
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    Wordle 1,213 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 994 6️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Either too low and blocked by houses, or too much light pollution in suburban Chicago. I suspect the former, as Venus was readily visible. Will try again.
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    Her face is that of a sexy Muppet.
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    She's a beady-eyed donut licker.
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    Heroic fucking effort from Reddick and team today. He's such a fun driver.
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    ~~~~~ Wordle 1,212 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 993 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    The Poppi commercial where every third word is "soda" can go fuck itself.
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    Seems to be stuck for me right now, too. Refreshing has no effect.
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    Wordle 1,211 3/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 992 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Airport flies often catch my attention for much the same concept.
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    Who gives a shit when there's some caps that need to be smashed with a hammer?
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    Wordle 1,210 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 991 3️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Grackles suck. They run off all the better birds.
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    Received this screenshot via text from Mrs. Doom today. Perhaps I am not solely responsible for the Doomlet's scatalogical sense of humor after all?
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    Wordle 1,209 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 990 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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    Yeah, it's almost perfect. The only (very minor) drawback is that the end of the strap can kind of stick out sometimes, but I have fairly small wrists, so larger wrists might not have the same issue due to less "extra" strap hanging out. I hated the stock strap.
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    I have the Moon variant on this strap and wouldn't change a thing. https://www.borealiswatch.com/collections/premium-diver-watch-rubber-straps-1970s-style/products/borealis-vulcanized-rubber-strap-20mm-black

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