Prepuce of Doom
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Post a pic that makes you lol
The author left a few boxes unchecked, though I'm sure that's at least partly a reflection of its specific era of creation.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Just make the tortillas out of toilet paper so that they automatically wipe.
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Trump’s America
I would argue that in the D&D canon, he's just a kobold (or perhaps a goblin or orc) with some kind of uber-powerful charisma boost against all players with less than 15 combined wisdom and intelligence points.
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Trump’s America
Given that you've never shied away from pedantry either, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that it's Mogwai that are small and cute. When you feed Mogwai after midnight, that's how you get Gremlins.
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Trump’s America
Mildly satisfying, in a Titanic-deck-chairs-feng-shui kind of way.
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Government Shutdown 2025: This Time It’s Personal
- Halloween bullshit
I assume that the statute of limitations has passed on this, but some buddies of mine were wreaking havoc all over campus with one for a week or two. School security saw them with it and confiscated it, even though there was no direct proof that they were the culprits of all the shenanigans. They followed his Ford Ranger patrol truck around all night, and when he stopped to take a leak or go into a building or something, they broke into his truck and stole it back. I pointed out the added risk multiplier of getting caught with it from that point onward, and their reign of terror reluctantly concluded.- Halloween bullshit
Oh, man. Doomlet and his idiot pals would definitely get arrested.- HBO debuted 53 years ago today
Ooh, I haven't thought about The Hitchhiker for years. The opening where he slowly disappears always freaked me out as a kid. I wonder how well that show holds up today.- High
ORD has "cannabis amnesty boxes" after the TSA checkpoint.- Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread
Same. And at times, Zoe appears to be cross-eyed. Separately, I'm still not sure how I feel about the Inspector Gadget theme song being featured in a Toyota commercial.- Halloween bullshit
Nothing is ever okay!?!- Halloween bullshit
Separately, I'm open to ideas for the remaining potatoes. I'm mailing a few to friends, but will have a bunch left. Might just dump them at the local park to let kids figure out a good use...- Halloween bullshit
Yesterday was (Re)Interment Day. I didn't get a picture of the final state of decay for our "normal" pumpkin because at the time I realized that yesterday was the "throw away your pumpkins to be composted" collection day, I had 9 minutes to collect and contain the mess and get to the dropoff location. It's one of these though! But I did get a picture of its leftover Buttmold™ befouling our porch: Final group shot of the season: This guy is still quite heavy and seems to be going strong. I'm guardedly optimistic that he will survive to join the permanent cast. A whole bunch of tiny flying insects came flying out of his holes when disturbed. Pretty gnarly. Indoor crew in their winter/spring/summer resting spots: Pledge class picture prior to entombment in the Putrefication Copse. Dog was curious for a brief moment, then not curious at all. Mutant Alien and the dude in the middle seem likely to survive. Not sure what might happen with the other random gourds - we'll see. To continue the voodoo momentum, I added one potato of each color and the recordkeeping to the innards of a guy that I do not expect to survive the winter. Soggy spots when lifting, animals don't seem to have decided that it's poisonous, and the hide isn't as tough as I believe it needs to be. Final resting places: Not a moment too soon, as we got a dusting of snow overnight.- HBO debuted 53 years ago today
Bangin' in Little Rock.- 2025 Random Games thread
No, they deserve the death penalty.- Briscoe Cain is a piece of shit
Like a Coen brothers character bad at pulling off disguises but who nevertheless continues trying new ones.- ICE activity/raids
Perverse mutation of the Black Sheep Effect from social psychology. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_sheep_effect ~~~~~ In other fun news, due to ICE lurking near schools, the Doomlet and every other kid in our district has now had their last outdoor recess and PE for the foreseeable future. Motherfuckers.- Trump’s America
Well, he's also barely literate, so I'm not so sure that this is the explanation.- Classic Car thread
Gorgeous - congratulations! Drive it really fast and avoid the police.- St. Denis
This show is pretty funny. I don't recall whether it takes a little while to hit its stride, but I think the humor would appeal to most Surloids.- Post a pic that makes you lol
- Sterlin Harjo’s new show ‘The Lowdown’ coming to FX
Yeah, this was a fun show. Felt very Coen-esque at times, but not a ripoff or anything.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Bigs Foot, like Attorneys General.- Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I think it's all the free imitation crab meat. - Halloween bullshit
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