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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. He's Conrad "Ten Thousand Boners" Harrigan, goddammit!
  2. The correct answer is "always use the part closest to the label on your face."
  3. It's obvious that this is some kind of sex gadget being tampered with, but what is it exactly?
  4. Made no difference whatsoever! Still just Brit gibberish.
  5. Agreed. Assuming the gorilla doesn't graciously grant the men ample tool-building breaks to extract used femurs, etc., then the questions become "how large of a pile can 100 men make atop a gorilla?" and then "can a gorilla be smothered to death under that pile?"
  6. Top commenters?! Well color me convinced!
  7. Serious question - does Will Buxton have some kind of a speech impediment? I know that some people are able to overcome a stutter by "singing" rather than speaking, so I'm wondering if there's some other explanation for all of the misplaced pregnant pauses, the declarative, superlative-laden shouting, and the overall unpleasant vocal arrhythmia. I feel like he has somehow become a caricature of himself in the years since he was involved with F1. A Vitale-ization, if you will.
  8. To be clear, I like the song too. But my initial take on it was a lot closer to a schizophrenic's word salad than the racing thoughts of a panic attack. I look forward to listening to it next time with that explanation in mind.
  9. I don't know where the line is drawn between greyhounds and dogs of normal, mortal speed, but you're never supposed to use any kind of GPS/boundary-crossing shocking collar on a greyhound because they will be so far over the line by the time it starts shocking that it's functionally useless and just amounts to physical and psychological torture. I would discourage the use of a shocking boundary collar anyway, but especially if your dog is on the fast end of the spectrum.
  10. Dropping 100 men from a helicopter at reasonably high altitude onto the gorilla might be the best approach.
  11. Username adequately captures my reaction to the quoted post.
  12. I expect that in her efforts to frame Harry as "the grohhhs," Maeve is eventually going to turn him onto Team Stevenson.
  13. He's currently playing the Jardiance commercial at full volume and alternating between either 2x or 0.25x speeds. It was funny at first. It's not funny any longer.
  14. Out of the blue at dinner tonight, "So when are you guys getting me my hang glider?"
  15. Doomlet and I were at an event today where the current Cannonball record-holding car was also in attendance. Pretty nifty.
  16. For anyone else who watches this with the subtitles turned on, pay close attention to the lyrics of the opening song - it's utterly incomprehensible to me, and I'm curious whether anyone else can make heads or tails of what it's supposed to be about, what it communicates, what general vibe it's supposed to impart, etc.
  17. Haven't been to TMS, but at plenty of other tracks, the general rule is "don't bring something that is undeniably gigantic and conspicuous." If it's not going to be large enough to inconvenience people seated near you, you should be fine. It's hard to tell exactly how big that thing is (awesome how Academy doesn't list the dimensions, not like that's ever important with coolers...) but I would give it a shot. If you get turned away, go to another gate or two until you find the guy who doesn't give a shit. Just in case you fully strike out, I would also leave a smaller cooler in the car. Worst case scenario, you have to go back to the car and return with a few fewer beers.
  18. I appreciate how he has never been in front of anything but the best crowd in the world.
  19. Steve Kerr is a solid counterweight for me.
  20. I've been contemplating this question since the start of this series, and I still have no idea who I hate more between Draymond and Dillon Brooks.
  21. Buy the same product again, leave the package outside in the direct sunlight for a week or two or three, then put it in your office freezer. Just remember not to eat it yourself.
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