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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. Failing to gnash teeth and rend garments over poor kids also enjoying Halloween doesn't mean that we somehow therefore don't care about the contents of our homes. It just means that we're not bothered by kids who come from less fortunate (or rural, or otherwise less densely populated) areas briefly joining our neighborhood and community for the holiday. There is no injustice being perpetrated against you by these children, and I bet most of their parents are grateful for the grace and inclusion. Perhaps you can see the difference in the light of day...
  2. How many beers did you give to kids?
  3. These first two houses are always the best ones in the neighborhood. And this one looks like it's on fire from a block away. I have to imagine that there's a real "Kenny Rogers Broasters Seinfeld Episode" vibe inside.
  4. There might not be very much opportunity where they live.
  5. Pledge class status update as of this morning. And in sad news, we've had a casualty. Was out of town for work much of the week and discovered someone lost a face. Not exactly sure how it happened, but these things are pretty fragile, and you can see how thin and narrow the connecting pieces are. I think I can probably repair it pretty well - likely adding some support to the structure in the process.
  6. Maybe he'll be forced to interact with Robbie - way worse than any physical beating...
  7. Time to arm the homeless.
  8. If you can't ollie that gap, you shouldn't be skateboarding in the prison.
  9. I don't even know that dog?! Also, The wombat poop cube is a valid counter, however.
  10. The Cajun Filet Biscuit isn't suffering due to a lack of bones.
  11. Is tipping the hotel staff really a "hobby," @52-80?
  12. Unless this is a location specific thing, this is totally false. And get your shit together, Brisket.
  13. Me too. I figured it was done intentionally to make it seem like "just another day at the office."
  14. I acknowledge that this is a gross (haha) oversimplification, but in my opinion, the whole butthole and poop mechanism/procedure is a very persuasive counterargument to the theory of intelligent design.
  15. I have no basis for this other than how obvious it seems to me, but it will be delightful to watch Brian Kelly fail at Penn St. Those assholes all deserve each other.
  16. I still don't like the daily intrusion unless I am running out of towels or washcloths (but I rarely stay anywhere long enough to get to that point, and if I do, I will generally try to acquire whatever I need myself), but post-pandemic, I have been tipping $5 per night at the end of my stay regardless of city or hotel.
  17. It made it even easier to identify the dumbasses though.
  18. John Morrison, lead singer of The Garage Doors?
  19. That lamp scene - sheesh.
  20. Lots of crazy It shit happened.
  21. "Find similar"
  22. It's obviously already named Gabe.
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