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Prepuce of Doom

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  1. You guys are a little late to the Goblin Cock party. https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/3687-bagged-and-boarded/
  2. That's what you think.
  3. I don't know anything more about this shit than the rest of this sentence suggests (and I recognize that it may be partially or completely incorrect in some way) but to my mind, there are worse things that basically using Twitter as a hosting platform and costing him bandwidth.
  4. This show certainly isn't perfect, but I fucking love it.
  5. The snake definitely dies first. Some little highly poisonous asshole is probably a bigger threat to the others than that bulky constrictor.
  6. As a general rule, Miami Cubans are utterly devoid of anything approaching self-awareness, much less cognitive dissonance. Example eleventy billion: https://ncac.org/update/miami-dade-school-board-bans-book-on-cuba-from-school-libraries
  7. If he thinks he can get away with it (which is almost never, but it doesn't stop him from trying, unfortunately...), Doomlet will side-saddle and leave the door open so that he can watch the TV in a nearby room.
  8. Would be more accurate with a picture of Elon.
  9. Same. People often don't get it, but fuck 'em.
  10. Yeah, I've had multiple times when I have wanted to send vulgarity and displeasure at F1 directly (moving Monaco to no longer kick off Memorial Day Sunday, fucking with Spa, probably some other dumb shit they needlessly fucked with because that's all they do, etc.) and it's currently impossible.
  11. High pucker factor, apparently.
  12. I can't tell who you're referring to, but I suspect it's this character/actress. I found her acting (and to a lesser extent, her character) to be the low point of the show. I only watched it after Mrs. Doom had already fallen asleep while watching something else, but I found myself watching it im about 30ish minute increments just to stay sharp and avoid dozing off. Finished it last night and really enjoyed it overall though, and am looking forward to S2.
  13. Just the goatass.
  14. I think it's fair to expect that we might be having an interesting family conversation around bedtime tonight.
  15. Could have had two such bites if they cut it into two triangles first. Rookie mistake.
  16. I bet the Germans have a word for the specific type of optimism one feels after a larger-than-usual morning dump and the accompanying expectation that it will be reflected in a lower-than-usual daily weigh-in. #WeightlossThruPooping
  17. Yeah, I'm not sure where the certainty about 928s being "about to skyrocket" relative to a 997 comes from, either. But I don't look at my cars as investments, so whatever...
  18. Man, what a perfect scam that whole deal is.
  19. I don't know dick about pumps, but I would avoid Harbor Freight for a product I'm relying on to save my home.
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