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hobbs

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  1. I'm calling it now...Monkey Gia & Pole Assassin as Co-DCs. If it doesn't happen, I'll let Monkey Gia fist me. Looks to have tiny Card-like hands.
  2. Pole Assassin + Monkey Gia = Shit, I don't know what the hell it equals.
  3. Mercy. Whoever this is for DC...we'll wreck shop recruiting.
  4. I'm simply not sleuthy enough (and I'm too damn lazy) to figure out the pet monkey reference with Banks, but somebody needs to explain...please. Regardless, sign up the guy with the stripper wife and pet sex monkey...chop chop.
  5. While it's hard to fathom, I think I might actually be more tuned in to this thread than the greatness that was Urban or Bust. Maybe because this shit is actually real and less McRibcentric?
  6. Don't know what kind of coach he is, but dude was a badass at San Fran.
  7. Good grief, I'd rather read about McRibs or mayo than all of this space gun bullshit. When is Boom getting here?
  8. I guess that could be the case, but I sure hope not. Seems like an ass backwards way to get a good DC.
  9. Damn, this thread is moving at close to Urban or Bust pace. Thought I'd get some work done this week...ain't happening.
  10. We'd need Cleve back to ride herd on that bunch.
  11. Welp, in the absence of any decent Urb-related news, looks like f'in boots are the new McRib/guns/BBQ/bourbon/curtains, etc.
  12. No shit, where is old RGL? Is he in a McRib-induced coma?
  13. You make it sound like you know what you are talking about...do you know what you are talking about?
  14. Yep, hard to believe, but that's where I am too...have spent way more time monitoring a stupid-ass thread about McRibs, HSB, night/day crews, etc. Pretty sad when recruiting is no longer fun.
  15. One perfect, perfect, perfect McRib kolache with mayo should do the trick, right?
  16. Please allow this post to serve as my vote of confidence that retention of TH, fisting, or overconsumption of McRibs/mayo/kolaches, will cause anal prolapse.
  17. If you can still walk, post McRib (or Pizzazz Pizza) induced anal prolapse.
  18. Agreed, they are solid (ate there on last Chi visit), but I was talking store bought when mentioning Hebrew National and Nathan's. It may be pure nostalgia, but I still love me some JCI.
  19. Not exactly breaking news but...methinks Ceddy B don't know jack f'in shit. Hearing his voice just reinforced that belief.
  20. Wait a sec Day Crew, I thought he specifically mentioned his health?
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