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hobbs

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  1. Nathan's or Hebrew National
  2. Not exactly breaking news but...methinks Ceddy B don't know jack f'in shit. Hearing his voice just reinforced that belief.
  3. Wait a sec Day Crew, I thought he specifically mentioned his health?
  4. I'm afraid that's correct...unless we offered him a lifetime McRib/kolache/Pizza Pizzazz/BBQ/mayo supply, of course.
  5. Lemme know where to grab a McRib kolache...McSlovacek's?
  6. Ah yes, McRib talk has transitioned to kolache talk. Now we're in business and can continue with Urbfest.
  7. The mere thought of TH being back next year is making my anus prolapse.
  8. Yep...guilty
  9. Welp, since this glorious thread, and our related hopes & dreams re Urb, will clearly not die... let's include some new/necessary sidetrack of this bad boy with discussion of one or more of the following: Filet-O-Fish Favorite HSB golf course Chick-Fil-A - spicy v. reg sandwich/pickles or no pickles DQ Dude Best hard seltzer...ducks Best Regards, Day Crew
  10. Okay, if the shitshow is really moving over here, from the greatness that was Urban or Bust, let's do this right. One, two, three: Mayo, guns, fisting, BBQ, Taco Bell, RGL/Mr. Orange/Caddox, McRibs, bourbon, etc. Go!
  11. Well...fuck me. Now where the hell will we go to talk about BBQ, guns, burgers, mayo, Tex Mex, shitty towns, etc.?😉
  12. Sorry for dp, but I would pay a year of Urban's salary for a GM burger right now.
  13. This. We wore that place out...excellent burger.
  14. This. We wore that place out...excellent burger.
  15. Ya think? I actually feel pretty good after watching that.
  16. The best place around here (Tyler area), by far, is Bodacious on Mobberly in Longview...it's not even close. Everything there is top notch. Country Tavern ribs are okay, but Stanley's ribs are better. Stanley's sandwiches, especially the Mother Clucker, are strong, but the brisket isn't nearly as good as Bodacious Mobberley. Pat G's is okay and a fun/different experience, especially if you are nostalgic about it like I am, but the food is average at best. Or, there's always the McRib, of course.
  17. Food talk progression: McRib (first and foremost) --> Burgers (no mayo) --> Taco Bell --> BBQ (finally)
  18. Have heard it's really good and will be checking it out. Have driven by it several times, but it's hard for me to stop when Mueller's is right down the road a bit.
  19. Yep, it's Waco.
  20. Enough already...let's ice this deal by sending this to Urbs' room at HSB.
  21. My memory is not great but, when we used to get late-night grub at the Taco Bell on the Drag (very often), I could swear that nasty ass shit was known as Pizza Pizzazz. The discontinued TB item I've always mourned is the Taco Light...it was f'in delicious. One of you photoshop artistes needs to create a meme of Urbs snarfing Pizza Pizzazz on the golf cart, instead of Papa John's or whatever it was...chop chop. And, add to your running list of shitty towns, any and all backwoods bungholes that don't have a Bell.
  22. Meyer, McRib & Mayo, PLLC
  23. I'm thinking "Kirk Barton" is actually some toothless hick from one of the towns we've been trashing all day. F that guy.
  24. Yes, of course, excellent idea and we'll have plenty of mayo wherever this goes down.
  25. After this shit year, and this utterly amazing fiasco of a thread, if we don't get Urban, I may move to one of these fuckhole towns we are discussing and start running meth & shine with the locals. Unlike the neighboring trailers, there'll be no satellite dish or dial-up interwebs, so I won't have to suffer through losses to TCUs, narrow wins over your Techs, demoralizing OU games, 11 o'clockers on Fox, LHB not playing, decommits, opt outs, etc.
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