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    Shit My Kid Says

    burns_312 replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz

    Driving kids to school the other day and “Song of the South” comes on the radio and 5 year old son starts in on it. “Song, song of the south, sweet potato fries and I shut my mouth” at the top of his lungs. His eght year old sister looks at me and serious as a heart attack says “did they even have sweet potato fries when this song was made?” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Perfect, glad it worked out for you. I’d rather (and did) pay my wife $500 than deal with a dumb MFer that offers $.75 for an item I have a $10 sticker on. Bail would be a hell of a lot more than $500. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Surely you know they make an all rye chips bag. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    This is the answer. My wife wanted to have a garage sale right before we moved into our new house. I told her no problem, get everything you want as part of the sale to the garage and I’ll handle it from there. She went to an appt the Thursday night before the garage sale, I borrowed a dump trailer from a friend, piled all the shit into it, left $500 on the kitchen counter with her name on it and went to the bar. True story. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    I spent 53 minutes in the drive thru at WB in Edmond, OK back in June. I was coming off an 8 day bender in Ft. Worth, had no desire to go inside and was not in any hurry. Ended up getting to the window and there was 1 person working. Literally fucking 1. Felt terrible for her. Food hit the spot and was at least warm. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Yeah, since, you know, vaxed people can’t catch or transmit it and all. Makes perfect sense. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Little hack, use your Ooni to sear a steak in a pinch. Works amazing. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Anyone ever move your car? We used to do it on the regular. Delivery driver would come to the door and we’d ask him to come inside and act like we needed to count coins to pay. One roommate would sneak around the back of the house, hop in the car and move it a couple blocks. Boy did they get pissed. The roommate that moved the car then always played the hero by telling the driver he’d just pulled up and seen someone moving his car and walk him to it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Following up yesterday’s Totino’s taco with a Lunchable today. Happy Friday!
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    Totino’s taco. Forgot how good it felt to burn the ever living fuck out of my mouth with one. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Wichita announced today too. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    I think I saw the same guy in Denver on Monday. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Bull Shoals/White River. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    I didn’t tip a dime on our trip. It was a shit show all over the resort. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Was the same way at the Gaylord last week. Clusterfuck central. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    With the price of Levi Garrett today, you may be better off flying private. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Antlers Liquor in Frisco has always been good to me. Worth a quick stop on way into Breck as it’s right on Hwy 9 when you get off I70. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Masks in general make me laugh but that’s a different story for a different thread. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Western KS to central SD. [emoji23] Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Flying next week and haven’t flown commercially since Covid started, do buffs cover the requirement of a mask or will I need one of those regular dumbass masks? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    You know Craig Schmitt? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    I sub peanut butter for regular butter on my pancakes and douse with syrup. Good stuff. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Probably average 25-30 nights a year in a hotel. I pulled the trigger on the Bonvoy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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