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I literally said it on this thread on October 28th. And you liked it. Everything's gonna be ok.

I mean, I finished my bag.

You could see early season struggles coming from a mile away. And that wasn't even factoring in injuries. When this team puts it all together it's going to be fun.

Actually y'all not crying like bitches? That's my release.

Fake Jerry is fucking dumb.

Forgot this was a "learn me" thread so I probably should have included a few more details. I used 2.25 lbs of 80/20 to make 10 balls. Wanted 85/15 to keep them together a little better but I couldn't find any at the store. The rest was standard. Smashed to a quarter inch and seasoned (Lawry's), added 'murika cheese after flipping, stacked and pulled once the cheese melted. Buttered and griddled the buns as well. I don't think I'd be worth a shit using a cast iron skillet unless it was huge. The key was having a razor sharp griddle spatula to get under the crust and not leave any on the grill. Stole that from the BA video a few posts up. Oh, and I used this cupcake stand I found in a cabinet on top of parchment (sprayed with cooking spray) to smash. Worked perfect.

Took my first shot at them this evening in the Blackstone. Got it for Father's Day and have barely used it because of the heat and the fact that I'm a damn mosquito magnet. Not a great picture but it was honestly one of the best burgers I've ever had. Got lucky and nailed the crust, the lace, the seasoning, all of it. I was stressing because i was trying to time five burgers (so ten patties) at the same time. Not pictured: burger sauce, grilled onions, japs.

@Brisketexan will get a kick out of this. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8L9sTv8/

Been meeting a client for happy hour at Hudson House a bunch lately. Awesome $10 cheeseburgers and $3 oysters to go with half price martinis. Three of us the other night ordered nine martinis, two cheeseburgers, and a dozen oysters and I think it was $120.

Because of course the sold a sponsorship for that.

Yeah to your point @WinningIsHard, if I had to bet I'd say it's just going to be four more years of golfing and grifting. Amazing that we're at a point where that's what people are hoping for.

Serrano is the gift that keeps on giving. Worth it every time. Edit: the jap you mentioned is sideways. My mistake.

I checked that day and three days after. So I called today and talked to a lovely lady at the Collin election office until she found our shit 😁 She really was nice.

So I went back and did that. Weird- it stopped at exactly 5,000 on mine.

If the dude that voices their radio spots gets wind of this, someone is definitely gonna get shot.