LongestHorn

He didn't have to make videos of his shame spiral into defeat, but I'm happy he did. His halftime show he said no fewer than 4 times, "I don't know what the hell is going on. This is ridiculous." But then he went on to say his Dawgs could make the adjustments. But by far his best was saved for last - his end of game commentary. It's glorious. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnH67gPdx-Ttp2IUYYRrsBg

SIAP

They go to sideline reporter Chuck Dowdle at the timeout with Texas in 3rd down at the Georgia 9 yard line, who is saying "Kirby Smart has brought the defense over on the sideline and had them all kneel down, and he knelt down, and was talking to them without any chalkboard. It was straight inspiration." Back to Scott Howard. "Big third down at the Georgia 9. Ehlinger takes the snap rolls left, gets squeezed...HE GOT OUT OF IT! HE GOT OUT OF IT SOMEHOW!" Eric Zeier. "Boy we had him, too! We had him hemmed up!" That was fun.

I'm here for the orgy.

And the woman in all black who starts running before diving? Bevo dipped his horn and trips her foot. Crafty, this steer is.

If you wish to enjoy listening to the Georgia Bulldog radio broadcasters as the Texas Longhorn offense drove 75 yards in 10 plays on the opening possession, fast forward to 4:45:00, as the link won't permit me to do it for you. Scott Howard is handling play-by-play. Eric Zeier is the analyst and Chuck Dowdle is the sideline reporter. It's pretty glorious. Scott Howard is doing the play-by-play, is shocked at how rapidly Texas is driving it down the field in up tempo pace. Along the way, he has some classic lines like when he describes Ingram as a "reserve RB freshman from Carthage, Texas" at 4:49:00 Eric Zeier is most sober about what Texas is doing to their defense on the drive. After we score, they are on their heels, but aware that it is happening to them and it is a bad thing at 4:52:00 Zeier: "Boy that was a clinic there by the Texas offense. Just moving down the field doing whatever they wanted to do throwing the football they were able to get the dogs pretty good there defensively against the run in that series but Ehlinger and these big receivers are having their way with Georgia." https://georgiadogs.com/watch/?Archive=16320&type=Archive Enjoy!

Texas held Georgia to 4.4 yards per play, the fewest yards for Georgia this season.

https://www.istexasbackyet.com

OU sucks

Push the recovery pile into the end zone!

mother fucker!

I want an interception.

dammit Dicker

Would it have killed him to stay inbounds?

Fuck all that. Texas Defense looking for another turnover.

I've never wanted to eat clock like I do right now.

Anyone have the stats on the number of plays of that drive and the time it took to fuck this bitch for 8 points?

Long deep drives. We can do this all night, bitch. Beer me.

Fake punt

In the last two years, only Auburn last year has held GA to 7 points at the half.

Watch for fake here.

So we know they can score points.